Crap You Learned In School

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I think “sweet” is a euphemism intended to protect the innocence of grade-school lads and lasses.

We all know what the tip of the tongue is properly used to taste.

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[quote]Irish Muscle wrote:
if college was a squat session, every one would be doing half squats
[/quote]
best quote ever!

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[quote]nephorm wrote:
I guess while you were learning how to quote song lyrics, I was busy learning what “begging the question” means. ;-)[/quote]

Music was the only thing that got me through highschool.

Crap I learned in hishschool:

  1. There is no middleground in the quality of highschool teachers; they are either great or crap

  2. The meanest, orneriest teachers were the best (hindsight).

  3. The parking-lot is the best classroom

  4. Drugs aren’t bad, they are a coping mechanism

  5. Gym is always taught by the biggest idiot who is the least in shape

  6. If you are good in sports you don’t have to show up for class as often and 60% is still a passing mark

  7. The majority of people only care about your looks and how much money you have

  8. EDIT–in honor of my older and more knowlegable highschool buddy in the ways of women:

“There are only two types of women–the ones you want to fuck and the ones who want to fuck you.”

  1. How to shotgun a shitty tasting beer

  2. Determination is all that matters

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[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
Irish Muscle wrote:
if college was a squat session, every one would be doing half squats

best quote ever!
[/quote]

I like it and I agree.

Revising for an exam as we speak. One night left. Bring on the binge.

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[quote]FightingScott wrote:
The kids below me at my school figured out that their teacher was making powerpoints based off Wikipedia entries so the day before the teacher was going to give a lesson on the Greek Empire they added in a bullshit section to an article about a zombie folklore myth. It appeared in the powerpoint the next day and the 3 kids who masterminded it burst out in uncontrollable laughter. [/quote]

My god…

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[quote]DanErickson wrote:
FightingScott wrote:
The kids below me at my school figured out that their teacher was making powerpoints based off Wikipedia entries so the day before the teacher was going to give a lesson on the Greek Empire they added in a bullshit section to an article about a zombie folklore myth. It appeared in the powerpoint the next day and the 3 kids who masterminded it burst out in uncontrollable laughter.

My god… [/quote]

MOST EPIC THING EVER.

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[quote]zephead4747 wrote:
DanErickson wrote:
FightingScott wrote:
The kids below me at my school figured out that their teacher was making powerpoints based off Wikipedia entries so the day before the teacher was going to give a lesson on the Greek Empire they added in a bullshit section to an article about a zombie folklore myth. It appeared in the powerpoint the next day and the 3 kids who masterminded it burst out in uncontrollable laughter.

My god…

MOST EPIC THING EVER.
[/quote]

Seriously though… what will be come of North America if our teachers are doing such things. Shit like this is going to make North America a 3rd world place to live.