Could Someone Get the Door?

[quote]Nate Green wrote:
Professor X wrote:
lostinthought wrote:
I’m also a little OCD…so when I use the handle on doors, I always use the very bottom part, is that wrong?

Just to freak you out…the rest of us use the very bottom part too.

I personally rub my penis on the bottom half. You know, for good luck.

-Nate[/quote]

aw crap.

excuse me, I have to go boil some water now.

[quote]malonetd wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
You can bet half of them didn’t wash their hands after they peed

I never wash my hands after peeing. I always wash my hands first, then piss. My penis is tucked away, sitting clean in my drawers all day. My hands are dirty from touching everything all day. So I wash my hands first, before touching my pristine genitalia.[/quote]

Makes perfect sense to me. I will adopt your technique immediately.

Thanks Nate and ProfX…like I need something new to worry about! :slight_smile: