Cooking in the Real World


Now that I am out of military school, I live alone, I have nobody to cook for me, and I have to buy my own food. This wouldn’t matter if I wanted to be a fat slob - fukin’ McDonlads and shit… However, I need to get big - and in the right way.

I SUCK at cooking, to put it lightly… And finding my way around a supermarket is like navigating the amazon.

Could somebody please give me some advice? Low in fat, high in protein, quick and easy to cook that won’t taste terrible.
I’m at university now, and I have an hour in the morning before class (07h00-08h00) then I’m at class till 15h00, after that its study and gym time, which doesn’t give me that much time to cook.

Its summer here in South Africa now… I need to stay lean and get bitches - I’ve been institutionalized for long enough without them!
Any tips, meal plans, advice, how-not-to-burn-your-kitchen tutorials etc. will be appreciated!

A slow cooker, or Crock Pot, would be great for you. We have some ideas here: Biotest Supplement Advice - Forums - T Nation

I think a pot and a frying pan and a good stove with an oven are all you need.

I think cooking is not as hard as some people make it out to be.

Sure I’m not making casseroles and goofy stuff, but a young guy just trying to eat healthy (you, not me) can pretty much throw his chopped up veggies into the pan with the chicken breasts and keep stirring for 10 minutes.

I used to make huge pots of minestrone soup. Get the package of soup mix from the store, then add a liter of water or more and a can of spaghetti sauce and a can of kidney beans and whatever other veggies you like and that will be enough for 4 or 5 meals right there.

I mean you don’t really need to make some weird recipe from a magazine or cookbook that has 12 ingredients if it’s only you eating it.

Heck I used to make pasta and throw in a can of tuna and thought that was fantastic.

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Any tips, meal plans, advice, how-not-to-burn-your-kitchen tutorials etc. will be appreciated!
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Just to address that last point: most kitchen fires are from grease/oil getting on the burners. If it’s only a small amount, it will start smoking… usually that’s a good sign to turn the burner off and clean it. If there’s enough of it and/or the burner’s hot enough, it’ll actually catch on fire. Grease fires burn for a really long time; just a little bit of grease can burn for several minutes.

So I would say that until you really feel comfortable with what you’re doing, don’t ever leave the kitchen while cooking.

Putting out a grease fire is usually as simple as inverting an empty pan over it and turning off a burner. You basically just starve it of oxygen. It’s a pain in the ass to clean soot off of a pan, but it’s better than catching your place on fire.

That being said… pick yourself up a small fire extinguisher. They’re good to have around “just in case”.

My experience? I’ve started a number of grease fires in my kitchen; most of them were planned and controlled burns because I was too lazy to clean the burners and drip pans by hand. I just used fire to do the job instead.

A tip: line your drip pans with aluminum foil, so that you can just throw them out if they get dirty. It looks bad, but it serves the purpose.

That last bit about burning my house down was more of a joke, but hey, thanks for the concern!
So, cooking is easy? haha, well, maybe I just need to practice I guess.
I got me a stove, fridge, freezer, and pans and all that stuff… I’ll get onto mastering that.

The one problem I’m having now is that I can’t eat as often as I’d like to - back when I was in school, I’d just go back to my boarding house, get food, go back to class.
Easy to make packed lunches that take a few minutes to make (like 10 minutes) before I leave for university seem to me to be the best idea… Any recipes for such? I don’t wanna live off shakes, I only take 1 or 2 a day.

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Could somebody please give me some advice? Low in fat, high in protein, quick and easy to cook that won’t taste terrible.

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this does not compute. fat tastes good… maybe look into some basic cooking classes

I figured it wasn’t totally serious, but safety first, you know? And I actually have started a couple fires accidentally from things like sauteeing vegetables and meat, and accidentally pushing stuff outside of the pan.

Some of the easiest meals you can make are ‘stir-fry’ type of dishes. Chop up some garlic (or buy it pre-chopped), chop up some meat, chop up some broccoli, green beans, cauliflower, spinach, whatever. Put a few tablespoons of oil in the pan, turn it to medium or medium high… right before it starts smoking.

Throw the garlic in, stir it around for a bit to cook it, then throw the vegetables in and continue to stir that around until they cook down. When everything seems pretty much done, remove it and put it in a bowl. Put a bit more oil in the pan, throw the meat chunks in there, add salt and pepper, move around and turn it over until it’s cooked. With chicken, I cook it until it’s white on all sides and maybe a bit pink still in the middle.

Add the veggies back in, turn the heat down a bit and let everything warm back up. When it’s all nice and hot, remove it from the heat and eat it.

That’s a very basic template that works for cooking a lot of things.

A couple techniques ideas:

  1. adding garlic and onions before adding other stuff lets it cook a bit more and develop its flavor.
  2. after you’ve sauteed stuff a bit, you can add a bit of water (or, better, chicken broth), to the pan, and cover it and turn down the heat… basically you let it cook in the steam for a few minutes and soften and develop flavors
  3. you can experiment with flavors; a bit of lemon juice, white wine, or balsamic vinegar add some depth of flavor to things.
  4. trying to get everything cooked to the right amount… with the meat: tender but not overcooked, with the veggies: tender but still a bit of crunch… requires some practice, but you can pick it up really quickly

Cooking this way, you spend a lot of time prepping, and not much time cooking. I recommend using a good chef’s knife or santoku. You can pretty much do anything with either of those knives. I highly recommend a knife sharpener, since a sharp knife saves you a lot of time.

Plus, cooking stuff this way all goes well into tupperware containers to be reheated later. And there’s lots of flavor combinations worth trying out. Especially once you start experimenting with spices.

A couple ideas:

  • cinnamon, salt, pepper
  • basil, oregano, thyme
  • rosemary
  • cumin, coriander, curry powder, turmeric, black pepper
  • mint, salt, pepper
  • garlic powder, salt, black pepper, chile powder, paprika, oregano, sugar, cayenne
  • anise, ginger

My spice rack, not including sauces:

My son is in a similar position as you are and I gave him the following advice:

Before school:

Put this in blender:
1 ripe banana
2 tbs natural peanut butter
2 scoops vanilla protein powder
1 cup milk OR almond milk OR rice milk
ice cubes to make liquid enough.

Blend and take with you on your way to class (he has to drive 20 minutes)

During class hours:

At home mix a bag of nuts and seeds (walnuts, almonds, raisins, pumpkin seeds, flax seeds), add a protein bar (Biotest really makes great ones) or add powder in a shaker and add water at school. Snack on this at school. Take a large bottle of water with you!

He trains right after classes so during his training session (90 minutes) he has:
1 quart of natural chocolate milk

After training he goes home and eats slow cooked chicken, rice and steamed broccoli (you cannot mess this up really, even if you are not a good cook):
Put 5 chicken breasts in a pan large enough to hold them, add chicken stock so half the pan is filled, add onions etc if you wish, some salt and voila, you are done. Slow cook this for 90 minutes or until the chicken is easily cut and moist. You can add curry to it if you wish.
This would be enough for 2-3 post workout meals. You cannot mess up rice either. 2 cups water for each cup rice, put in rice cooker and push button :slight_smile:
Eat veggies raw if you fuck up the steaming :slight_smile:

Add to this some of the ideas Chris Shugart gave you and you are set for the day!

Good luck,

Sweet, sounds like a plan!! cooked chicken last night, wasn’t a complete disaster! Maybe I should invest in some spices though, cuz all I really have is hot sauce, ketchup, pepper and salt.

So you reckon that nuts and a protein shake/bar are enough to keep up my nitrogen balance throughout the time I’m at class? I’ve never really looked into nuts seriously… I’m more used to eating chop meat for my protein.

On a side note, not that I’m really counting my calories or anything serious, but when you cook food, do the amount of calories change significantly enough to make a difference?

A gas grill. Plain chicken cooked on the grill with some salt, pepper, garlic, or some teriyaki sauce can be cooked in bulk and tastes great.

cooking is easy.

fry it til it changes colour

boil it til it’s soft

put it in the oven til it’s hot all the way through

stick to those guidelines and you can’t go far wrong.