I can’t believe i have the honour of posting this link. Here’s to many pairs of urine stained shorts.
I wonder if there’s similar stuff to steven segal.
Seagal doesn’t need made-up facts to be hilarious. Just search for the story about the time he was on the set of “Under Siege” bragging about how his chi was so strong he couldn’t be choked out.
One of the guys called bullshit, so Seagal told him to do his best. Unfortunately the guy was “Judo” Gene Lebell . . .
Mr. Seagal apparently was left lying unconscious in shat pants.
[quote]spiderman739 wrote:
Proof of how hard he truely is.[/quote]
haha, that is an awesome M:TG card.
“7. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the chance of success. Chuck Norris wanders around aimlessly with a gun.”
I finally have something in common with Chuck!
Chuck Norris tried to start his own toliet paper company…It didn’t work because his TP woulden’t take shit from anyone!
I found this pic and had to revive this thread. Funny in an f’ed up sorta way.
This never gets old!
haha!