Christians Issue SpongeBob Warning

Off Topic Politics & World Issues
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Looking at some of the other characters involved with this thing, I tried to imagine how the homophobic thought process turns a kid’s, cuddly little cartoon video into a gay recruitment campaign.

Barney - he’s purple for one (I don’t have my gay color chart handy but I believe purple comes in at #2, the only gayer color is pink/fuschia)

Winnie the Pooh - “Pooh”, pretty obvious one. Plus he says, “Oh dear” a lot.

Bob the Builder - obviously one of the “Village People”

Rugrats - another term for “carpet munchers”

I think the whole thing is pretty ridiculous myself, but I will say this. If I find out that “Lemmiwinks” is in this movie, then I will have to side with the religious right : )
http://homepage.mac.com/sthompson/iMovieTheater13.html

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Yes. Barney definitely takes it in the ass. Bob the builder has pink panties on underneath the overalls, and Winnie the Pooh… gayer than gay. The only character in the hundred acre wood that isn’t piledriving some other animal is Roo. And it’s just 'cause he ain’t old enough yet.

Lemmiwinks isn’t gay. It’s not his fault that Mr. Garrison shoved him up Mr. Slave’s ass.

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James Dobson needs a blow job more than any other white man in America.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
HAHA!! I knew something was wrong with that retarded sponge…always hanging out with that pink starfish, and who knows where that snail has been! I seriously have to wonder about anyone who watches that cartoon and immediately starts thinking about sex. Maybe “SpongeBob Hetero-Pants”? That way no one is confused. Gasp What if that squirrel is a lesbian?!![/quote]

Tell me this guy isn’t funny?!!

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I agree with Bandgeek. If this were a cartoon with underlying messages about about how good Christianity is Vroom would be poopin’ his square pants right now (sorry Vroom, it just sounded good). In America only homosexuals should be able to force their beliefs on the populous right?

Me Solomon Grundy

P.S. - you know your good when someone mentions you in a post on T-Nation.

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[quote]Solomon Grundy wrote:
I agree with Bandgeek. If this were a cartoon with underlying messages about about how good Christianity is Vroom would be poopin’ his square pants right now (sorry Vroom, it just sounded good). In America only homosexuals should be able to force their beliefs on the populous right?

Me Solomon Grundy

P.S. - you know your good when someone mentions you in a post on T-Nation. [/quote]

Sheesh, there goes Solomon Grundy again on his favourite rant.

Maybe if he travelled a bit out of the Good Ol’ South, renowned for acceptance of anyone NOT Caucasian, Evangelical Christian, and straight (that would be sarcasm…), he might learn to chill a little about people who differ from him.

Canada in February could help him with the chillin’. LOL

Bellegueule,
Ottawa, Ontario
(currently -8 Centigrade)

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Some americans jus make me piss!

I hear that scooby doo was arrested for an unsavory relationship with scrappy doo.

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Schools have no business showing cartoons regardless of the message, least of all sexual tolerance.

When did it become fashionable, no - preferred- to be part of or sympathetic to

  1. a gay ‘family’

  2. a single parent family

and the distant third place goes to

  1. the traditional 2 parent family.
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maybe in a vain attempt not to conform…like being a goth, or having piercings or tatoos, or lifting big weights…

Obviously by doing this, instantly conform also.

we are confroming machines…a large part of the brain (something called mirror neurones) evoloved specifically for that purpose

I would like to point out i am a non conformist…

bugger, too late