Some of you vastly underestimate just what humans are capable of with enough adrenaline. Work out strength doesn’t hold a candle to that kind of intensity.
Mom shoulda been taking some How to be a Fucking Mother lessons from this chick http://www.nunatsiaqonline.ca/archives/60217/news/nunavut/60217_03.html
[quote]DropKickNoxious wrote:
You’re an idiot.
Go find a pitbull today, better yet a group of them, and kick one in the face.
They’ll only bring the weak sauce, don’t worry.
If you don’t believe dogs of a certain species, especially wild dogs, can crush bone on an adult male, you don’t know dogs and that’s all there is to it. [/quote]
No I’m not an idiot. And I’m familiar with the wikipedia quotes thanks lol. Also, no, I’m not afraid of a single pitbull. If it were me and the pit in a fight to the death, I would almost certainly get hurt, but the dog would lose. You don’t know what you’re talking about with the bone breaking shit either. Do you have any idea how hard it is to crush someone’s forearm like that? A hyena could do it, the little pups could not even get close. You don’t seem to understand what the human body is really capable of.
Edit: Why am I arguing with HoustonGuy anyway…
Dog maulings, from domesticated breeds no less, are not fairy tales. Usually they involve a single dog, maybe two or three tops and the victim isn’t stuck in a cage with 14 foot walls.
Jumping in to a pen of a pack of wild dogs with a bite delivering nearly a thousand pounds of pressure, who hunt and kill anything from deer to wildabeasts, will not end well for any human.
This is a ridiculous thread.
[quote]666Rich wrote:
There is a reason even primitive humans devised weapons.[/quote]
I don’t know… Why do other primates make tools? Because we are intelligent enough to make them, and they are useful. You don’t want to go hand to hand with a fucking grizzly bear, now do you? Or get an infection that will kill you if you get caught in a fight with a canine (they are very filthy animals when it comes to the bacteria in their mouths) .
[quote]DropKickNoxious wrote:
Dog maulings, from domesticated breeds no less, are not fairy tales. Usually they involve a single dog, maybe two or three tops and the victim isn’t stuck in a cage with 14 foot walls.
Jumping in to a pen of a pack of wild dogs with a bite delivering nearly a thousand pounds of pressure, who hunt and kill anything from deer to wildabeasts, will not end well for any human.
This is a ridiculous thread. [/quote]
A THOUSAND POUNDS!!! Holy shit never mind. I wish someone had told me that they were dog/crocodile hybrids. I was assuming that, you know, they were just African dogs like normal. The kind that have like 300 pounds of bite force.
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]DropKickNoxious wrote:
You’re an idiot.
Go find a pitbull today, better yet a group of them, and kick one in the face.
They’ll only bring the weak sauce, don’t worry.
If you don’t believe dogs of a certain species, especially wild dogs, can crush bone on an adult male, you don’t know dogs and that’s all there is to it. [/quote]
No I’m not an idiot. And I’m familiar with the wikipedia quotes thanks lol. Also, no, I’m not afraid of a single pitbull. If it were me and the pit in a fight to the death, I would almost certainly get hurt, but the dog would lose. You don’t know what you’re talking about with the bone breaking shit either. Do you have any idea how hard it is to crush someone’s forearm like that? A hyena could do it, the little pups could not even get close. You don’t seem to understand what the human body is really capable of.
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Prove it. Vids or it didn’t happen.
[quote]atomsftball37 wrote:
Some of you vastly underestimate just what humans are capable of with enough adrenaline. Work out strength doesn’t hold a candle to that kind of intensity.
Mom shoulda been taking some How to be a Fucking Mother lessons from this chick http://www.nunatsiaqonline.ca/archives/60217/news/nunavut/60217_03.html [/quote]
This. The women mentioned probably couldn’t even lift 100 pounds off the ground as an all out effort if they were trying to do so in a normal situation, but one fought off a fucking polar bear which the males of that species weighs 900 pounds on average. The other lifted a car.
[quote]DropKickNoxious wrote:
Prove it. Vids or it didn’t happen.[/quote]
Well it wasn’t an anecdote. I just know that the limits of a human’s strength are well in excess of those of any dog.
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]DropKickNoxious wrote:
Prove it. Vids or it didn’t happen.[/quote]
Well it wasn’t an anecdote. I just know that the limits of a human’s strength are well in excess of those of any dog.[/quote]
I don’t doubt you can deadlift more than a labradoodle but that isn’t what you said.
Go pick a fight with a pitbull. Man vs. Dog and have a friend film it.
And don’t get confused on celsius in a farenheit world:
http://en.allexperts.com/q/Interspecies-Conflict-3754/2011/3/Canine-Bite-Forces.htm
[quote]DropKickNoxious wrote:
Dog maulings, from domesticated breeds no less, are not fairy tales. Usually they involve a single dog, maybe two or three tops and the victim isn’t stuck in a cage with 14 foot walls.
Jumping in to a pen of a pack of wild dogs with a bite delivering nearly a thousand pounds of pressure, who hunt and kill anything from deer to wildabeasts, will not end well for any human.
This is a ridiculous thread. [/quote]
You do realize that the victims of fatal/life-altering dog maulings are usually children and elderly, right?
You do realize your science is in accurate and that your numbers are completely unfounded and gross hyperbole, right?
Sure you do.
There’s a difference between hunting something and fighting it.
[quote]batman730 wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
Lol at the tough guys saying how they would take out ONE eighty pound wild animal. Like was mentioned earlier, mess with a twenty pound coon and then we can talk. Shit, a hundred pound DEER will straight up kick your ass. [/quote]
Oh you’re full of shit man! 80lbs? That’s weaksauce. Unless the animal gets in an amazing bite it’s hosed. [/quote]
Like I said, most police service dogs are between 75 and 80lbs. They are not at all weaksauce. They routinely take down violent criminals one on one. They do not kill them because a.) they are not trained to and b.) the handler breaks it up.
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These dogs aren’t even 80lbs. Have fun.
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]DropKickNoxious wrote:
Dog maulings, from domesticated breeds no less, are not fairy tales. Usually they involve a single dog, maybe two or three tops and the victim isn’t stuck in a cage with 14 foot walls.
Jumping in to a pen of a pack of wild dogs with a bite delivering nearly a thousand pounds of pressure, who hunt and kill anything from deer to wildabeasts, will not end well for any human.
This is a ridiculous thread. [/quote]
You do realize that the victims of fatal/life-altering dog maulings are usually children and elderly, right?
You do realize your science is in accurate and that your numbers are completely unfounded and gross hyperbole, right?
Sure you do.
There’s a difference between hunting something and fighting it.[/quote]
The last line definitely needs highlighted.
Most predators pray on the weak as the threat of strong resistance is a big risk.
[quote]WN76 wrote:
[quote]batman730 wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
Lol at the tough guys saying how they would take out ONE eighty pound wild animal. Like was mentioned earlier, mess with a twenty pound coon and then we can talk. Shit, a hundred pound DEER will straight up kick your ass. [/quote]
Oh you’re full of shit man! 80lbs? That’s weaksauce. Unless the animal gets in an amazing bite it’s hosed. [/quote]
Like I said, most police service dogs are between 75 and 80lbs. They are not at all weaksauce. They routinely take down violent criminals one on one. They do not kill them because a.) they are not trained to and b.) the handler breaks it up.
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These dogs aren’t even 80lbs. Have fun. [/quote]
lol physics
[quote]RATTLEHEAD wrote:
The last line definitely needs highlighted.
Most predators pray on the weak as the threat of strong resistance is a big risk.
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x2
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Why would someone want a dog like that in their house or neighborhood at all?
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I had a rottweiler and 1 Doberman in my house for protection. The rottweiler (Rox) was a bundle of joy and the doberman (a female) (ninji) was as nasty and as vicious as her mama. They Kept the burglars at large. Any bastards approaching my home knew they would get ripped apart.
I miss them.
[quote]WN76 wrote:
These dogs aren’t even 80lbs. Have fun. [/quote]
First of all that video is fucking awesome lol.
However, the people were trying to help the cops train the dogs. They were in big puffy suits and they basically just stayed still and laid there without resisting the dogs at all.
My parents have a molosser mix dog named Otis. Otis weighs about 85lbs and he spends all day running around outside throwing stuff. I shit you not, I should post a vid or something. He loves to stack up 5 gallon buckets and toss them as high as he can. He is solid muscle and is by far the most in-shape, powerful dog I have ever seen.
Obviously I would never fight with Otis, but when I go visit and we wrestle around and stuff, I can toss him around like a ragdoll. I’m sure if he was like trying to kill me he it would hurt like fuck getting bitten, but I’m the stronger creature by a very wide margin. He wouldn’t be tackling me to the ground or dragging me around, it would be the opposite.
[quote]RATTLEHEAD wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]DropKickNoxious wrote:
Dog maulings, from domesticated breeds no less, are not fairy tales. Usually they involve a single dog, maybe two or three tops and the victim isn’t stuck in a cage with 14 foot walls.
Jumping in to a pen of a pack of wild dogs with a bite delivering nearly a thousand pounds of pressure, who hunt and kill anything from deer to wildabeasts, will not end well for any human.
This is a ridiculous thread. [/quote]
You do realize that the victims of fatal/life-altering dog maulings are usually children and elderly, right?
You do realize your science is in accurate and that your numbers are completely unfounded and gross hyperbole, right?
Sure you do.
There’s a difference between hunting something and fighting it.[/quote]
The last line definitely needs highlighted.
Most predators pray on the weak as the threat of strong resistance is a big risk.
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Hunting allocates advantage by definition. Fighting voluntarily is uncharacteristic for the vast majority of the animal kingdom. You fight your enemies, not your food.
[quote]csulli wrote:
You guys are nuts. Someday I’ll just have to go to the zoo with Bravehart warpaint and a KA-BAR and I’ll show all y’all. People are stronger than you think. Animals aren’t magically stronger pound for pound.[/quote]
Hahaha!! You’re amusing.
I admire your courage despite all the videos shown to you, you won’t give up 
A pocket knife vs 11 of those dogs? Man, I’d pack a gun if I were you. At least you’d still have a chance to get out of there alive.
[quote]DSSG wrote:
[quote]666Rich wrote:
There is a reason even primitive humans devised weapons.[/quote]
I don’t know… Why do other primates make tools? Because we are intelligent enough to make them, and they are useful. You don’t want to go hand to hand with a fucking grizzly bear, now do you? Or get an infection that will kill you if you get caught in a fight with a canine (they are very filthy animals when it comes to the bacteria in their mouths) . [/quote]
Thanks for proving my point. Man vs animal without guns, you are most likely not going to win.