Child Falls Into Dog Pen at Zoo

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
What Would You Do?

http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/local/neighborhoods-city/wild-dogs-kill-2-year-old-who-fell-into-zoo-exhibit-660660/

Do you jump in and try to save the kid?[/quote]

No. I would just punch the mother in the face. Heavily. And repeatedly.

More seriously :
no matter what they think they would do, most people just freeze up during such situations.
I have no way to know that it wouldn’t be my case.

I can talk about animals for days, so I won’t start.

[quote]spar4tee wrote:
I can talk about animals for days, so I won’t start.[/quote]

:slight_smile:

[quote]RATTLEHEAD wrote:

[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]DropKickNoxious wrote:
Dog maulings, from domesticated breeds no less, are not fairy tales. Usually they involve a single dog, maybe two or three tops and the victim isn’t stuck in a cage with 14 foot walls.

Jumping in to a pen of a pack of wild dogs with a bite delivering nearly a thousand pounds of pressure, who hunt and kill anything from deer to wildabeasts, will not end well for any human.

This is a ridiculous thread. [/quote]
You do realize that the victims of fatal/life-altering dog maulings are usually children and elderly, right?

You do realize your science is in accurate and that your numbers are completely unfounded and gross hyperbole, right?

Sure you do.

There’s a difference between hunting something and fighting it.[/quote]

The last line definitely needs highlighted.

Most predators pray on the weak as the threat of strong resistance is a big risk.
[/quote]
Ok. Csulli, go pick a fight with a pitbull and let it know it’s not just hunting or needing to chase you from its territory. Corner and threaten it, as if in a pen. Let him know he is in a fight for his life.

All you bad ass dog killers and your pseudo-science in fact. Go pick fights with dogs.

To be really accurate, jump in a pen with a pack of African wild dogs and get in the mix of a mauling.

[quote]DropKickNoxious wrote:
Corner and threaten it, as if in a pen. Let him know he is in a fight for his life.
/quote]

In the zoo scenario it is the person who is cornered and in a fight for his life, not the dogs. Not saying that the dogs wouldn’t attack but that they may think twice giving enough time for help to arrive. The situation you are attempting to present is a very different and involves a whole new set of variables on the dogs’ behalf. When you take flight out of the fight or flight equation you are only left with fight. Perhaps you are only responding specifically to those who argue that these dogs would not be formidable.

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]spar4tee wrote:
I can talk about animals for days, so I won’t start.[/quote]

:)[/quote]
I’d stick my dick in that

technically the dogs and the human would be in a fight for their lives. The dogs know they are enclosed. But yes, in a zoo scenario, workers would come to the aid of a human in an animal pen. And I am addressing the people acting like they’d burn through a dog attacking them as if it were rag doll, much less a pack of dogs.

Wrestling with your four legged buddy who has already resigned himself to a role underneath your alpha status in his pack mentality and actually fighting with a strange dog are two totally different scenarios.

Having an 18 month old son myself; without hesitation I would have jumped. Don’t get me wrong, I’m under no illusion that I would be able to kill them or successfully defend my son for a long period of time, but you better believe I would fight until the end and bopefully buy him enough time for the zoo personel to arrive and save him.

And lol at bringing a knife. Fuck it, bring a shotgun. Hell, drop a nuclear bomb on the dog. You win. I’m wrong.

[quote]DropKickNoxious wrote:
And lol at bringing a knife. Fuck it, bring a shotgun. Hell, drop a nuclear bomb on the dog. You win. I’m wrong. [/quote]

Well I reckon there would be more people who had a knife on em at the zoo than a shotgun.

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]DropKickNoxious wrote:
And lol at bringing a knife. Fuck it, bring a shotgun. Hell, drop a nuclear bomb on the dog. You win. I’m wrong. [/quote]

Well I reckon there would be more people who had a knife on em at the zoo than a shotgun.[/quote]
Yeah probably but an African wild dog would still kick your ass. Especially a pack of them.

wonder what the zoo feeds them? I assume they don’t feed them live animals? Puppy chow? If they’re not STARVING and have been in captivity and fed plenty, I doubt they attack a larger animal unless attack first. The 2 year old was small and they’re instinct wanted some honing. I image them thinking, “hey what that? It’s not dinner time”, “yeah but it’s small and moving, lets kill it for sport”. Mabey a 200lb man waving a stick and yelling might be able to hold them off until help arrived…we’ll never know…unlesss of course Csulli drives there and jumps the fuck in!

[quote]DropKickNoxious wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]DropKickNoxious wrote:
And lol at bringing a knife. Fuck it, bring a shotgun. Hell, drop a nuclear bomb on the dog. You win. I’m wrong. [/quote]

Well I reckon there would be more people who had a knife on em at the zoo than a shotgun.[/quote]
Yeah probably but an African wild dog would still kick your ass. Especially a pack of them. [/quote]
We already have a team together.
csulli
SteelNation
pushharder
Ct. Rockula
orion
furo
atypical1
myself
I’m volunteering USMCpoolee, RATTLEHEAD, atmosftball37 as well lol
those puppies better pray

Out of interest, what animals would people be willing to jump in with?
If they were wolves, not “dogs”?
Big cats?
Crocodiles?
Bears?

For me, it’s all about whether I think the animal’s likely to even bother attacking at all, and I don’t think the dogs would. The wolves neither. No experience there though.
If any of them were intent on killing me, I doubt they’d struggle.
No idea what I’d do in the moment, but I like to think that if I could save someone I would.

[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]DropKickNoxious wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]DropKickNoxious wrote:
And lol at bringing a knife. Fuck it, bring a shotgun. Hell, drop a nuclear bomb on the dog. You win. I’m wrong. [/quote]

Well I reckon there would be more people who had a knife on em at the zoo than a shotgun.[/quote]
Yeah probably but an African wild dog would still kick your ass. Especially a pack of them. [/quote]
We already have a team together.
csulli
SteelNation
pushharder
Ct. Rockula
orion
furo
atypical1
myself
I’m volunteering USMCpoolee, RATTLEHEAD, atmosftball37 as well lol
those puppies better pray[/quote]
Well tell them to bring their lion, tiger and bear friends. Don’t forget your pocket knives.

And video cameras.

Or will you be jumping in one at a time, as cissuli indicated? Gauntlet mauling… that would be a youtube hit!

[quote]MaazerSmiit wrote:
Out of interest, what animals would people be willing to jump in with?
If they were wolves, not “dogs”?
Big cats?
Crocodiles?
Bears?

For me, it’s all about whether I think the animal’s likely to even bother attacking at all, and I don’t think the dogs would. The wolves neither. No experience there though.
If any of them were intent on killing me, I doubt they’d struggle.
No idea what I’d do in the moment, but I like to think that if I could save someone I would.[/quote]
Yeah but the dogs did attack. That’s why this whole thread exists…

If it was my son, it wouldnt matter which species of animal it is; it could be a T-rex in the cage. I wouldn’t let him die alone.

[quote]DropKickNoxious wrote:

[quote]MaazerSmiit wrote:
Out of interest, what animals would people be willing to jump in with?
If they were wolves, not “dogs”?
Big cats?
Crocodiles?
Bears?

For me, it’s all about whether I think the animal’s likely to even bother attacking at all, and I don’t think the dogs would. The wolves neither. No experience there though.
If any of them were intent on killing me, I doubt they’d struggle.
No idea what I’d do in the moment, but I like to think that if I could save someone I would.[/quote]
Yeah but the dogs did attack. That’s why this whole thread exists…[/quote]

They attacked a small, vulnerable lump of meat about the size of whatever they get at feeding time. Yes, they attack large prey in the wild, but in a place they’ve been born into and have grown up being fed by the zoo’s owners, I don’t see them attacking a large, noisy thing waving a large stick. Why not wait until next feeding time? If they’re anything like domestic dogs, they know someone will feed them with zero effort on their part.

[quote]DropKickNoxious wrote:

[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]DropKickNoxious wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]DropKickNoxious wrote:
And lol at bringing a knife. Fuck it, bring a shotgun. Hell, drop a nuclear bomb on the dog. You win. I’m wrong. [/quote]

Well I reckon there would be more people who had a knife on em at the zoo than a shotgun.[/quote]
Yeah probably but an African wild dog would still kick your ass. Especially a pack of them. [/quote]
We already have a team together.
csulli
SteelNation
pushharder
Ct. Rockula
orion
furo
atypical1
myself
I’m volunteering USMCpoolee, RATTLEHEAD, atmosftball37 as well lol
those puppies better pray[/quote]
Well tell them to bring their lion, tiger and bear friends. Don’t forget your pocket knives.

And video cameras.

Or will you be jumping in one at a time, as cissuli indicated? Gauntlet mauling… that would be a youtube hit![/quote]
this isn’t about saving anyone
it’s not about sport
it’s about the internet and all that it stands for
you can either fight along side us
or lick my b-hole
I didn’t choose this life

[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]DropKickNoxious wrote:

[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]DropKickNoxious wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]DropKickNoxious wrote:
And lol at bringing a knife. Fuck it, bring a shotgun. Hell, drop a nuclear bomb on the dog. You win. I’m wrong. [/quote]

Well I reckon there would be more people who had a knife on em at the zoo than a shotgun.[/quote]
Yeah probably but an African wild dog would still kick your ass. Especially a pack of them. [/quote]
We already have a team together.
csulli
SteelNation
pushharder
Ct. Rockula
orion
furo
atypical1
myself
I’m volunteering USMCpoolee, RATTLEHEAD, atmosftball37 as well lol
those puppies better pray[/quote]
Well tell them to bring their lion, tiger and bear friends. Don’t forget your pocket knives.

And video cameras.

Or will you be jumping in one at a time, as cissuli indicated? Gauntlet mauling… that would be a youtube hit![/quote]
this isn’t about saving anyone
it’s not about sport
it’s about the internet and all that it stands for
you can either fight along side us
or lick my b-hole
I didn’t choose this life[/quote]
I know bro, I just want know the e-stage your DogKilla Gang is setting for this fight.

So far there are a pack of dudes with pocket knives and a pack of dogs with bone crushing jaw strength who hunt by ripping the entrails out of much larger prey in the wild.

Paint this bad assery picture for me!