[quote]DropKickNoxious wrote:
And lol at bringing a knife. Fuck it, bring a shotgun. Hell, drop a nuclear bomb on the dog. You win. I’m wrong. [/quote]
Well I reckon there would be more people who had a knife on em at the zoo than a shotgun.[/quote]
Yeah probably but an African wild dog would still kick your ass. Especially a pack of them. [/quote]
We already have a team together.
csulli
SteelNation
pushharder
Ct. Rockula
orion
furo
atypical1
myself
I’m volunteering USMCpoolee, RATTLEHEAD, atmosftball37 as well lol
those puppies better pray[/quote]
Well tell them to bring their lion, tiger and bear friends. Don’t forget your pocket knives.
And video cameras.
Or will you be jumping in one at a time, as cissuli indicated? Gauntlet mauling… that would be a youtube hit![/quote]
this isn’t about saving anyone
it’s not about sport
it’s about the internet and all that it stands for
you can either fight along side us
or lick my b-hole
I didn’t choose this life[/quote]
I know bro, I just want know the e-stage your DogKilla Gang is setting for this fight.
So far there are a pack of dudes with pocket knives and a pack of dogs with bone crushing jaw strength who hunt by ripping the entrails out of much larger prey in the wild.
Paint this bad assery picture for me![/quote]
I don’t have MS Paint or a fuck to give, but what I do have is a certain set of skills…
I told Mrs Mapwhap about this whole thing yesterday…her first response was, “What kind of mother doesn’t jump in after their child?”
Honestly, I could not live if my son fell in, and I just stood by and did nothing. As a parent, I would HAVE to go in. No illusions about winning, but I’m going to do my absolute best to launch my son to safety before I go down.
Doesn’t matter whether I live or die in that situation…my son is going to live. No two year old deserves to die, and damn sure no two year old deserves to be torn apart by wild dogs.
Now, no lie…if my son fell into a shark tank, I’d hesitate. I’m scared to death of those fuckin things…but I’m still going in.
I just don’t understand what parent would just stand there screaming.
I try to refrain from throwing my kids into enclosures inhabited by wild animals…but if I DID throw my kid into one I would definitely try to save them or die trying. If I was there I would have jumped in. No doubt.
Simply out of ignorance from my part. I didn’t know what African wild dogs were until this thread. Seeing all these small animals trying to surround a toddler I would have jumped over the fence and try to fend them off knowing well enough that I will be coming out bloodied up.
I have had a situation before where one of my old dogs decided to attack my mother when she fell to the ground. Adrenaline kicked in when I ran outside and the only thing I saw was my dogs teeth near my mothers face; I jumped in and started trying to smash his face with my fists. We both stood our ground and duked it out. There was nothing on my mind other than to kill this dog. After like 10 seconds my cousin brought a chair to push him off. I yelled at my cousin as to what he was doing, and then I just thought to myself what the fuck am I doing, get the fuck away from here. I was honestly really scared afterwards, dogs may be smaller but they are fucking destructive when they are in fight or flight mode.
My hands were pretty fucked up from the ordeal, but luckily my mother wasn’t hurt.
If there was an animal that was bigger like wolves or lions in the den, I would be more hesitant. Sharks and alligators are different scenario… fuck that.
[quote]Davinci.v2 wrote:
If it was my son, it wouldnt matter which species of animal it is; it could be a T-rex in the cage. I wouldn’t let him die alone.[/quote]
Well don’t worry dude you could take a T-Rex, they have little arms.
When he drops his head to bite you instead, just kinda hop to the side and poke him in the eye. It’ll be fine, T-Rex’s can’t really hop as good as humans.
[quote]batman730 wrote:
Yeah, most police dogs are in the 75-85 lb range and they pretty consistently come out on top against violent criminals one on one. If you have ever seen footage or live action of a PSD doing his business it should be enough to give you pause, if you’ve got any sense. 75lbs of goal-oriented, fast, agile bone and muscle that wants with every fiber of it’s being to do nothing more than bite you and is perfectly adapted to do just that is nothing to sneeze at.[/quote]
I would be a lot more scared of a police dog given the order to attack me than the dogs in this scenario honestly.
That being said…
I know the criminals get owned by the dogs pretty much 100% of the time lol. But they are usually not strong or fast, and they’re virtually always running away. What if you meant to actually fight the dog? Take a scary dude like a running back type fella or something against an 80lb police dog. If it was just man vs dog? The dog’s momentum at top speed would be like 486kgm/s or somewhere around there. The man’s momentum? Closer to 900, more if he got up to top running speed. It all has to do with minimizing the damage of the dog’s powerful bite. If you can do that, a strong man should win, especially if he has a knife or something. That dog isn’t going to be knocking him down or dragging him all over the place, it would be the other way around.[/quote]
Let’s say that your hypothetical knife toting NFL running back does come out on top against one PSD (unlikely IMO, but what the hell why not). How about 10 working together as a unit? Now imagine that the dogs aren’t trained to bite and hold a limb but instead wired up by evolution to castrate and eviscerate. How bout now? Bringing that knife to bear against more than one or two of those dogs before he gets torn down is also not so likely.
this whole castration thing is beyond retarded, for starters who the fuck goes to the zoo without pants to just let their balls dangle freely?
Secondly people are pretending as if these dogs are mutants.
The reasoning that animals are stronger than humans for the same size is not true. The difference is we are equipped with the autogenic inhibition reflex, the reason why primates are so strong is because they have no inhibition of full muscle contraction. If a human of equal size has a solid adrenalin spike their strength levels would be equal.
Keep in mind that these dogs only have their teeth to attack with and a comparatively small mouth, which is easily avoidable (harder when there are 10 of them).
Jumping in the cage and making yourself big would more than likely have at the very LEAST kept them at bay whilst they assess the situation and decide to attack or not.
[quote]batman730 wrote:
Yeah, most police dogs are in the 75-85 lb range and they pretty consistently come out on top against violent criminals one on one. If you have ever seen footage or live action of a PSD doing his business it should be enough to give you pause, if you’ve got any sense. 75lbs of goal-oriented, fast, agile bone and muscle that wants with every fiber of it’s being to do nothing more than bite you and is perfectly adapted to do just that is nothing to sneeze at.[/quote]
I would be a lot more scared of a police dog given the order to attack me than the dogs in this scenario honestly.
That being said…
I know the criminals get owned by the dogs pretty much 100% of the time lol. But they are usually not strong or fast, and they’re virtually always running away. What if you meant to actually fight the dog? Take a scary dude like a running back type fella or something against an 80lb police dog. If it was just man vs dog? The dog’s momentum at top speed would be like 486kgm/s or somewhere around there. The man’s momentum? Closer to 900, more if he got up to top running speed. It all has to do with minimizing the damage of the dog’s powerful bite. If you can do that, a strong man should win, especially if he has a knife or something. That dog isn’t going to be knocking him down or dragging him all over the place, it would be the other way around.[/quote]
Let’s say that your hypothetical knife toting NFL running back does come out on top against one PSD (unlikely IMO, but what the hell why not). How about 10 working together as a unit? Now imagine that the dogs aren’t trained to bite and hold a limb but instead wired up by evolution to castrate and eviscerate. How bout now? Bringing that knife to bear against more than one or two of those dogs before he gets torn down is also not so likely. [/quote]
And unless you score a critical hit, a stabbed dog will just fight harder. I mean we are talking about concealable, foldable knives that could be brought in to a zoo.
You’d maybe get a poke on the first one to lunge at you (if it hit you from the front) but they instinctually attack in packs and before you could stab again you’d be mauled.
The video WN76 posted, where the two dogs work in tandem multiplied by five or so, would be the scenario, and the African dogs are bigger, have a stronger bite and more feral instincts.
[quote]rehanb_bl wrote:
this whole castration thing is beyond retarded, for starters who the fuck goes to the zoo without pants to just let their balls dangle freely?
Secondly people are pretending as if these dogs are mutants.
The reasoning that animals are stronger than humans for the same size is not true. The difference is we are equipped with the autogenic inhibition reflex, the reason why primates are so strong is because they have no inhibition of full muscle contraction. If a human of equal size has a solid adrenalin spike their strength levels would be equal.
Keep in mind that these dogs only have their teeth to attack with and a comparatively small mouth, which is easily avoidable (harder when there are 10 of them).
Jumping in the cage and making yourself big would more than likely have at the very LEAST kept them at bay whilst they assess the situation and decide to attack or not.[/quote]
Yeah because dog maulings don’t happen, totally unlikely with those tiny mouths.
And jumping in to a territorial species territory, as a stranger and through a surprising method and then acting as threatening as possible is a fantastic idea… for a Darwin Award.
[quote]batman730 wrote:
Let’s say that your hypothetical knife toting NFL running back does come out on top against one PSD (unlikely IMO, but what the hell why not). How about 10 working together as a unit? Now imagine that the dogs aren’t trained to bite and hold a limb but instead wired up by evolution to castrate and eviscerate. How bout now? Bringing that knife to bear against more than one or two of those dogs before he gets torn down is also not so likely. [/quote]
PSD way bigger and much scarier than an African wild dog imo. The wild dogs aren’t trained to do anything; all they want to do is not die. The police dog is trained to fucking attack you. I haven’t seen any footage to suggest those wild dogs are as loco as you say. They looked very tentative and cautious with the hyena and warthog. Police dogs are batshit crazy by comparison.
[quote]rehanb_bl wrote:
this whole castration thing is beyond retarded, for starters who the fuck goes to the zoo without pants to just let their balls dangle freely?
Secondly people are pretending as if these dogs are mutants.
The reasoning that animals are stronger than humans for the same size is not true. The difference is we are equipped with the autogenic inhibition reflex, the reason why primates are so strong is because they have no inhibition of full muscle contraction. If a human of equal size has a solid adrenalin spike their strength levels would be equal.
Keep in mind that these dogs only have their teeth to attack with and a comparatively small mouth, which is easily avoidable (harder when there are 10 of them).
Jumping in the cage and making yourself big would more than likely have at the very LEAST kept them at bay whilst they assess the situation and decide to attack or not.[/quote]
Lets say the dog doesn’t get your nuts but clamps onto your upper thigh instead while another one grabs your opposite achilles tendon at the base of your calf and a third locks down on your dominant arm/hand, all three shaking for all they’re worth with teeth set in flesh and bone. Would that make it harder for most people to put up an effective fight? Keep in mind seven dogs are still free at this point. I don’t even like most people’s chances against ten 80 lb humans packing pointy sticks if they’re bent on doing me harm. Numbers count.
lol at a determined attacking dog’s mouth being “easily avoidable”. They have us grossly and undeniably outclassed in terms of speed and agility if not strength.
Absolutely agree that making yourself big and loud would likely keep them at bay. Said so in my earlier posts.
[quote]batman730 wrote:
Let’s say that your hypothetical knife toting NFL running back does come out on top against one PSD (unlikely IMO, but what the hell why not). How about 10 working together as a unit? Now imagine that the dogs aren’t trained to bite and hold a limb but instead wired up by evolution to castrate and eviscerate. How bout now? Bringing that knife to bear against more than one or two of those dogs before he gets torn down is also not so likely. [/quote]
PSD way bigger and much scarier than an African wild dog imo. The wild dogs aren’t trained to do anything; all they want to do is not die. The police dog is trained to fucking attack you. I haven’t seen any footage to suggest those wild dogs are as loco as you say. They looked very tentative and cautious with the hyena and warthog. Police dogs are batshit crazy by comparison.[/quote]
This. Trained dogs will fight to the death. Wild dogs WILL NOT. They will bug out and live to fight another day.
I’d prefer the African painted dogs to 11 pit bulls in maul mode. Then you’re fucked in seconds, because all 11 of them would grab any available flesh they could find and go to town. You would stand less than a snowball’s chance in hell of surviving or saving your kid.
One man vs. a pack of wild dogs perceiving a threat to their territory, an enclosed territory leaving them no option to run none the less. And the man is waving his arms around and being highly intimidating. Maybe you should even make growling noises, hold eye contact and make little charges at them, just to really threaten them and all. Whip your dick out and start marking their pen up.
I’ll take my 6’, 225 lb vagina to a thread about mini pinchers or something. You could totally boot those motherfuckers over a roof.
Training only calls up a dogs natural instincts on command anyways, ftr and all.
One man vs. a pack of wild dogs perceiving a threat to their territory, an enclosed territory leaving them no option to run none the less. And the man is waving his arms around and being highly intimidating. Maybe you should even make growling noises, hold eye contact and make little charges at them, just to really threaten them and all. Whip your dick out and start marking their pen up.
.[/quote]
I am all for this.
If I die, I would like to got out in style and we all know that some little git would film it and put it on Youtube.
One man vs. a pack of wild dogs perceiving a threat to their territory, an enclosed territory leaving them no option to run none the less. And the man is waving his arms around and being highly intimidating. Maybe you should even make growling noises, hold eye contact and make little charges at them, just to really threaten them and all. Whip your dick out and start marking their pen up.
.[/quote]
I am all for this.
If I die, I would like to got out in style and we all know that some little git would film it and put it on Youtube. [/quote]
Just let me know where and I will film and post it.
[quote]DropKickNoxious wrote:
And lol at bringing a knife. Fuck it, bring a shotgun. Hell, drop a nuclear bomb on the dog. You win. I’m wrong. [/quote]
Well I reckon there would be more people who had a knife on em at the zoo than a shotgun.[/quote]
Yeah probably but an African wild dog would still kick your ass. Especially a pack of them. [/quote]
We already have a team together.
csulli
SteelNation
pushharder
Ct. Rockula
orion
furo
atypical1
myself
I’m volunteering USMCpoolee, RATTLEHEAD, atmosftball37 as well lol
those puppies better pray[/quote]
LOL’D hard. I will accept your volunteer.
Also whoever brought up crocodiles and sharks, fuck that shit. Thats the worst scenario.
Why would someone want a dog like that in their house or neighborhood at all?
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I had a rottweiler and 1 Doberman in my house for protection. The rottweiler (Rox) was a bundle of joy and the doberman (a female) (ninji) was as nasty and as vicious as her mama. They Kept the burglars at large. Any bastards approaching my home knew they would get ripped apart.
I miss them.
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If i wanted to get in your house…if you had something i wanted bad enough to break in…best believe im shooting any dog you have lol
