Anyone else hate those stupid chemistry dot.com commercials. Milquetoste dude, emasculating chick mind numbing conversation…yea thats what I want.
[quote]bostonbigticket wrote:
Anyone else hate those stupid chemistry dot.com commercials. Milquetoste dude, emasculating chick mind numbing conversation…yea thats what I want.[/quote]
Is the one where the dude goes “I don’t pluck my eyebrows, I manscape!” a chemistry.com commercial?
I probably shouldn’t admit this, but I’ve tried chemistry.com before and it’s awful. Total waste of time and money.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
I probably shouldn’t admit this, but I’ve tried chemistry.com before and it’s awful. Total waste of time and money.[/quote]
No shame sir, no shame…
better then an AOL chatroom with 22/M/NJ lf F
“With Chemistry dot com, you can come as you are!”
…that should be a red flag right there. hahahhaa
[quote]anonym wrote:
bostonbigticket wrote:
Anyone else hate those stupid chemistry dot.com commercials. Milquetoste dude, emasculating chick mind numbing conversation…yea thats what I want.
Is the one where the dude goes “I don’t pluck my eyebrows, I manscape!” a chemistry.com commercial?[/quote]
Oh yes thats the one. Would love to see a chemistry.com commercial with that same girl and a T-Nation guy…feel free to fill in your own dialogue.
I hate those eharmony commercial.
Those couples talking about the love of their lives and shit is enough to make me puke.
Love on the internet usually lasts one night
[quote]Rocky101 wrote:
I hate those eharmony commercial.
Those couples talking about the love of their lives and shit is enough to make me puke.
Love on the internet usually lasts one night[/quote]
There is something purely superficial in dating online… I want to tell my kids one day I met their mother with a smile and a hard on…
not " 
"
Yea I would have to make up a cool story of how we met. I always seem to meet long term gf’s in interesting ways, makes for a good stroy.
“milquetoast”
New word added to the vernacular. That is the perfect word and has so many applications. I’m surrounded by milktoast little bitches.
And whats even better is the power of clever marketing. Its 29 dimensions of compatibility, not a round figure like 20 or 30, or even something ending in 5. There’s probably some established rule here: Use prime numbers like 29, 17, 37 in your marketing and gain instant credibility in the eyes of ignorant loveless bumpkins.
If I become a bbing author, I plan to use the number 37 in my articles.
[quote]Rocky101 wrote:
I hate those eharmony commercial.
Those couples talking about the love of their lives and shit is enough to make me puke.
Love on the internet usually lasts one night[/quote]
[quote]bostonbigticket wrote:
anonym wrote:
bostonbigticket wrote:
Anyone else hate those stupid chemistry dot.com commercials. Milquetoste dude, emasculating chick mind numbing conversation…yea thats what I want.
Is the one where the dude goes “I don’t pluck my eyebrows, I manscape!” a chemistry.com commercial?
Oh yes thats the one. Would love to see a chemistry.com commercial with that same girl and a T-Nation guy…feel free to fill in your own dialogue.[/quote]
Dumb bimbo in commercial goes to speak T-Nation grabs her by her hair and and shoves face toward his crotch cut scene chemistry.com logo comes up and sounds of gagging are heard
Chemistry.com should be a place where you go to learn how to make explosives, meth, or new mnemonics for memorizing the periodic table. Not some lame ass hook up site.
[quote]Flop Hat wrote:
Chemistry.com should be a place where you go to learn how to make explosives, meth, or new mnemonics for memorizing the periodic table. Not some lame ass hook up site.[/quote]
I would have had more fun with Chemistry.com if it had been a site about explosives.
Chemistry.com is one of those sites where they don’t even allow you to search for matches. They send you your matches and then you have to go through this extremely cumbersome process that takes a few days before you’re even allowed to email them. Most of the profiles don’t even have pictures. Again, total waste of time.
[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
And whats even better is the power of clever marketing. Its 29 dimensions of compatibility, not a round figure like 20 or 30, or even something ending in 5. There’s probably some established rule here: Use prime numbers like 29, 17, 37 in your marketing and gain instant credibility in the eyes of ignorant loveless bumpkins.
If I become a bbing author, I plan to use the number 37 in my articles.
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Specificity sells.
[quote]kevinm1 wrote:
bostonbigticket wrote:
anonym wrote:
bostonbigticket wrote:
Anyone else hate those stupid chemistry dot.com commercials. Milquetoste dude, emasculating chick mind numbing conversation…yea thats what I want.
Is the one where the dude goes “I don’t pluck my eyebrows, I manscape!” a chemistry.com commercial?
Oh yes thats the one. Would love to see a chemistry.com commercial with that same girl and a T-Nation guy…feel free to fill in your own dialogue.
Dumb bimbo in commercial goes to speak T-Nation grabs her by her hair and and shoves face toward his crotch cut scene chemistry.com logo comes up and sounds of gagging are heard
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When are the casting calls?