Celebrities Who Make You Sick

[quote]chinadoll wrote:
Hi Zeb!!! When you asked which celebrities make you sick, I think physically sick, as in nausea, almost hurling your last meal…

  1. Michael Jackson is the #1 barffest of all time…ewww gross. No explanation needed.

  2. Marilyn Manson makes me physically sick to my stomach. I don’t like his music, his image, anything…gross.

Whoever said Adam Sandler and Ashton Kutcher suck, I disagree. Adam is my favorite SNL player, along with Bill Murray, Dan Akroyd. Ashton is a hottie, and also he seems very un-pretentious. Jessica Simpson is truly musically talented, and even though her music is not my preffered genre, she can sing well and is a beautiful woman and I like her. Jennifer Lopez is also a talented singer and dancer, her voice isn’t the best, but like some others (Madonna, Britney Spears, etc…) she’s a great dancer/choreographer and her song and dance shows are very, very entertaining. As well, she truly is physically beautiful hispanic woman and truly self-made (not from a wealthy fami;y, silver spoon) and has had to work very hard for her achievements, and has done so even though she doesn’t fit into the sterotypical all-american-bleach-blonde-apple-pie-type image.[/quote]

chinadoll!

Great to hear from you.

I can’t disagree with one word you typed. Thanks for adding to the thread :slight_smile:

[quote]apayne wrote:
Dond,
I was wondering how many posts I would have to scroll through after reading ZEB’s post about Oprah before someone called him out. You are filling in admirably for the MIA Professor X. Definitely borderline racist. As far as the Jesse Jackson thing goes, yeah he’s a douchebag but there is definitely an underlying current in that post. Sometimes people don’t even realize what they are saying because it is so deeply ingrained, it’s good to have a voice pointing it out. [/quote]

Merci.

Oh, and you’re a frat douche![/quote]

It’s true. I cleaned your girl’s box out good. I let my brothers watch. Didn’t you wonder why she said she was feeling so fresh? :slight_smile:

P.S. It’s “don” or “diesel” for short. Damnit.

[quote]randman wrote:

Do you stick up for anyone who’s black no matter who they are? Just wondering. I’m starting to see a trend here…[/quote]

I can’t defend Michael Jackson, Suge Knight is a huge criminal, OJ assuredly did it (but I understand). And how have none of you brought up Star fucking Jones? Allow me to say that if the idea of Oprah were a person, she would be its manifestation after it drank a 2000-gallon vat of bong water. My dad refers to her as “the hog”. Lil’ Kim is just saddening. Mike Tyson? Yarr. Ja Rule could have been someone once. So there you go, black people that my black ass won’t say anything good about.

“Neo-conservatives, collectivists, ardent followers of religion, die-hard Republicans or Democrats, Bush supporters, ruralists, populists, and social conservatives are all people with very sick minds. Even worse, they are, by and large, incurable.”

I like that you named just about everyone with any sort of political involvement. And, you must be in high school, because your $10 words do not impress anyone.

[quote]Al Shades wrote:
It’s been a while since anyone has made me “sick” because I’ve come to the realization that nearly everyone besides me is a complete ignoramus. As such, I don’t have high standards or expectations of others. With that said, I’m still perfectly capable of naming sick individuals - I’m simply not afflicted with their diseases.

Neo-conservatives, collectivists, ardent followers of religion, die-hard Republicans or Democrats, Bush supporters, ruralists, populists, and social conservatives are all people with very sick minds. Even worse, they are, by and large, incurable.

Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Arnold, and other mainstream turds.
The entire faculty and student body of every major university. Religious figures. Nearly every politician, bodybuilder, powerlifter, internet message board poster, internet user, etc…

%E +/- .0001%[/quote]

Can’t you get cancer and become humble or something?

[quote]dond1esel wrote:
Al Shades wrote:
It’s been a while since anyone has made me “sick” because I’ve come to the realization that nearly everyone besides me is a complete ignoramus. As such, I don’t have high standards or expectations of others. With that said, I’m still perfectly capable of naming sick individuals - I’m simply not afflicted with their diseases.

Neo-conservatives, collectivists, ardent followers of religion, die-hard Republicans or Democrats, Bush supporters, ruralists, populists, and social conservatives are all people with very sick minds. Even worse, they are, by and large, incurable.

Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Arnold, and other mainstream turds.
The entire faculty and student body of every major university. Religious figures. Nearly every politician, bodybuilder, powerlifter, internet message board poster, internet user, etc…

%E +/- .0001%

Can’t you get cancer and become humble or something?[/quote]

Maybe he is cancer. Look at how his eating all of you alive…

Al is just goofing around trying to get a rise out of people.

And Harry Brownehole sucks.

50 cent.

for no particular reason. what do you reckon he can bench, or his he just juice and water?

usher. e aint as good looking as he thinks, really. and what is with the cap and jacket and jeans. what a tool.

Has anyone ever seen that idiot on TV who claims if you buy his book he can help you get money from the gov’t ? You know the guy who wears a green suit with question marks all over it ! That guy pisses me off !

I agree with some of the names here, and I definately have my fair share of hate towards people. Dr. Phil is definately number one for me. I disagree about Ashton Kutcher though, I think he’s great. He’s able to make fun of himself and not take himself too seriously. He values hard work and being down to earth.

Also, why do you guys get angry at guys like Tom Cruise for playing macho parts? That’s the whole point of acting. To play parts. There is absolutely no prerequisite of actually having any of the traits of the part one is playing. You don’t have to be tough to play a tough guy.

Also, need I remind you, that hatred is derived from fear? So relax a little and just realize all these people are just trying to make the best of their lives.

dond1esel,I see where you are coming from and got that vibe as well.

Yes, I think Al is having a lot fun with everyone.

[quote]Tadpole wrote:
I agree with some of the names here, and I definately have my fair share of hate towards people. Dr. Phil is definately number one for me. I disagree about Ashton Kutcher though, I think he’s great. He’s able to make fun of himself and not take himself too seriously. He values hard work and being down to earth.

Also, why do you guys get angry at guys like Tom Cruise for playing macho parts? That’s the whole point of acting. To play parts. There is absolutely no prerequisite of actually having any of the traits of the part one is playing. You don’t have to be tough to play a tough guy.

Also, need I remind you, that hatred is derived from fear? So relax a little and just realize all these people are just trying to make the best of their lives.[/quote]

The point is that Tom Cruise is not a convincing tough guy. The point of acting is to convince the audience that you are the character, which Tom Cruise can not do because he always comes off as feminine.

No amatuer psychoanalysis, please.

“Also, need I remind you, that hatred is derived from fear?”

Paris Hilton. A vacant narcissist who looks like she’s on heroin. What’s so hot about her. She has the body of a pre-pubescent boy.

J.Lo. She works tirelessly at her image but really has no talent. She was overexposed 5 years ago and can’t seem to get enough, but I’m a sucker for a phat ass so I still peep it from time to time.

Ben Afflick…

He looks like he would cry if someone slapped him.

[quote]ZEB wrote:
Ben Afflick…

He looks like he would cry if someone slapped him.[/quote]

He looks like he would cry, period.

Somebody give him some Alpha Male.

[quote]dond1esel wrote:
randman wrote:

Do you stick up for anyone who’s black no matter who they are? Just wondering. I’m starting to see a trend here…

I can’t defend Michael Jackson, Suge Knight is a huge criminal, OJ assuredly did it (but I understand). And how have none of you brought up Star fucking Jones? Allow me to say that if the idea of Oprah were a person, she would be its manifestation after it drank a 2000-gallon vat of bong water. My dad refers to her as “the hog”. Lil’ Kim is just saddening. Mike Tyson? Yarr. Ja Rule could have been someone once. So there you go, black people that my black ass won’t say anything good about.[/quote]

Ha ha. Consider my statement withdrawn.

[quote]Billberg wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Janoski wrote:
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I heard that Jean Claude Van Damme got his ass kicked by Vin Diesel back when Diesel was a bouncer at a club. If this is true, than I hate Van Damme.

Really, I hate Van Damme altogether. All those fake ass fighting movies with his screaming crap, Steven Seagal or Mickey Rourke would kick his ass. Here’s to the fake tough guy. Screw off, Claude.

I know Van Damme got knocked out by Chuck Zito, former bodyguard, Hells Angel, Golden Gloves boxer and actor on OZ. Theye were in a strip club in NYC (I think it was Scores), Jean Claude started talking shit and Zito dropped him with one punch. Zito is one scary bastard.

I’m prety sure that it was Steven Segal and Van Damme that got in the bar fight. Segal fricken messed him up to…when will Van Damme learn to stay away from real badasses. He’s got a good physique but needs to grow a pair and get some skill behind the form.

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van damme only hits girls…didnt u know that?..
hes a punk *ss…

[quote]mcalabro wrote:
While I do enjoy Dumb and Dumber, Jim Carry’s irritation factor is permanently stuck on 11.

Then there’s J-Ho, ever hear about how she said she would carry the Olympic torch if NYC would pay for a private jet, exclusive hotel and so on totaling almost $60K? Jenny from the block my ass.

Lastly whenever I see Dr. Greg Cynamon on TV I want to jump through the screen and hit him with a ball peen hammer.

P.S. Bachelor Party, The Money Pit and The Burbs rule![/quote]

ssspicy…
i like it!

Mufasa,

present company is off course excluded.

All the others :wink: just give me the creeps.

Makkun

[quote]Mufasa wrote:
Heeyyyy…makkun!!!

What’s wrong with Disney Characters, huh!!!

LOL!

MUFASSSAAA!!![/quote]