Celebrities Who Make You Sick

While I do enjoy Dumb and Dumber, Jim Carry’s irritation factor is permanently stuck on 11.

Then there’s J-Ho, ever hear about how she said she would carry the Olympic torch if NYC would pay for a private jet, exclusive hotel and so on totaling almost $60K? Jenny from the block my ass.

Lastly whenever I see Dr. Greg Cynamon on TV I want to jump through the screen and hit him with a ball peen hammer.

P.S. Bachelor Party, The Money Pit and The Burbs rule!

Definitely:

Rosie O’Donnell
Ellen Degeneres
Ben Stiller

Fuck Jesse Jackson, he’s a publicity slut and a phony. I don’t think there’s anyone I would like to beat the living shit out of more than that con-artist peice of shit. Him and that fat pig Michael Moore, he’s just an absolute ignorant asshole.

[quote]martyh wrote:
Fuck Jesse Jackson, he’s a publicity slut and a phony. I don’t think there’s anyone I would like to beat the living shit out of more than that con-artist peice of shit.[/quote]

UHHHHHH…what about actually terrible human beings that don’t even pay lip service to social justice and instead purvey the opposite?

Just pointing it out.

Well…Actually, your post reminds me of that scene in American History X where Edward Norton flashes back to himself as a boy listening to his beloved father characterize affirmative action as “nigger bullshit”.

I bet THIS is a buzzkill for all the happy haters. Please excuse the hijack if one occurs.

i didn’t see michael jackson mentioned. he and his caucasiaplasty dont deserve to breathe.

[quote]juice20jd wrote:
EmperialChina wrote:
juice20jd, I noticed you had “Tony Little” as your avatar.

lol, i think tony little is hilarious, as opposed to annoying. i get a good laugh out of watching him. kinda like those old Tom Vu get rich quick infomercials…classic comedy.

[/quote]

Tony Little is a fucking joke. Have you ever seen him without his hat on? I bet it is one of those hats you get at the flea market that has the pony tail sewed in.

Dond,
I was wondering how many posts I would have to scroll through after reading ZEB’s post about Oprah before someone called him out. You are filling in admirably for the MIA Professor X. Definitely borderline racist. As far as the Jesse Jackson thing goes, yeah he’s a douchebag but there is definitely an underlying current in that post. Sometimes people don’t even realize what they are saying because it is so deeply ingrained, it’s good to have a voice pointing it out.

Oh, and you’re a frat douche!

I just saw her today, whining about something that she was blowing out of proportion…

How did I forget Gloria Allred???

Mufasa

It’s been a while since anyone has made me “sick” because I’ve come to the realization that nearly everyone besides me is a complete ignoramus. As such, I don’t have high standards or expectations of others. With that said, I’m still perfectly capable of naming sick individuals - I’m simply not afflicted with their diseases.

Neo-conservatives, collectivists, ardent followers of religion, die-hard Republicans or Democrats, Bush supporters, ruralists, populists, and social conservatives are all people with very sick minds. Even worse, they are, by and large, incurable.

Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Arnold, and other mainstream turds.
The entire faculty and student body of every major university. Religious figures. Nearly every politician, bodybuilder, powerlifter, internet message board poster, internet user, etc…

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And the winner is…

Al Shades

…Celebrity wanna be of T-Nation!

Making all my fellow t-men puke all over Al’s “complete” and “irrevocable” attitude “solution” (to his arrogant prideful “problem”?)*check the Jane Fonda thread.

[quote]dond1esel wrote:
martyh wrote:
Fuck Jesse Jackson, he’s a publicity slut and a phony. I don’t think there’s anyone I would like to beat the living shit out of more than that con-artist peice of shit.

UHHHHHH…what about actually terrible human beings that don’t even pay lip service to social justice and instead purvey the opposite?

Just pointing it out.

Well…Actually, your post reminds me of that scene in American History X where Edward Norton flashes back to himself as a boy listening to his beloved father characterize affirmative action as “nigger bullshit”.

I bet THIS is a buzzkill for all the happy haters. Please excuse the hijack if one occurs.[/quote]

Do you stick up for anyone who’s black no matter who they are? Just wondering. I’m starting to see a trend here…

[quote]Al Shades wrote:
It’s been a while since anyone has made me “sick” because I’ve come to the realization that nearly everyone besides me is a complete ignoramus. As such, I don’t have high standards or expectations of others. With that said, I’m still perfectly capable of naming sick individuals - I’m simply not afflicted with their diseases.

Neo-conservatives, collectivists, ardent followers of religion, die-hard Republicans or Democrats, Bush supporters, ruralists, populists, and social conservatives are all people with very sick minds. Even worse, they are, by and large, incurable.

Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Arnold, and other mainstream turds.
The entire faculty and student body of every major university. Religious figures. Nearly every politician, bodybuilder, powerlifter, internet message board poster, internet user, etc…

%E +/- .0001%[/quote]

Why bother anymore Al. You’ve become a joke. Not a very funny one, but a joke nonetheless. You’re trying to hard now to be taken even remotely serious.

We’re supposed to be leaving politics out of this, ok ladies?

Al Sharpton has run for office and Jesse Jackson is a political figure who has considered running for office, and not a celebrity, so let’s leave them out of this thread.

(Besides, Al Sharpton is hilarious and always cracks me up. He is a slick mofo)

JoeBob, are you serious about this? I mean, do these hats actually exist??? Hats with fake hair coming out the back?

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I bet it is one of those hate you get at the flea market that has the pony tail sewed in."

Obviously you scrolled right through my disagreement post…

[quote]apayne wrote:
Dond,
I was wondering how many posts I would have to scroll through after reading ZEB’s post about Oprah before someone called him out. You are filling in admirably for the MIA Professor X. Definitely borderline racist. As far as the Jesse Jackson thing goes, yeah he’s a douchebag but there is definitely an underlying current in that post. Sometimes people don’t even realize what they are saying because it is so deeply ingrained, it’s good to have a voice pointing it out.

Oh, and you’re a frat douche![/quote]

Apayne is implying this thread is showing racist tendencies.

So leaving politics out of it, I am attempting to think of a minority celebrity figure, other than the previosuly-mentioned Oprah and rappers (who seek out and thrive on controversy which makes them an easy target and are despised by many Afro-americans as well), who make me sick.

Suge Knight is a despicable, violent and possibly homicidal thug.

I hate Michael Jordan and Reggie Miller, but that’s because I’m a Knicks fan.

And Michael Jackson, whose music I love, seems to be a child molester, and thus is moving into the makes me sick category

That’s about it. Well, they are minorities, correct? There’s less minorty celebrities, and so a smaller pool to choose from.

[quote]apayne wrote:
Dond,
I was wondering how many posts I would have to scroll through after reading ZEB’s post about Oprah before someone called him out. You are filling in admirably for the MIA Professor X. Definitely borderline racist. As far as the Jesse Jackson thing goes, yeah he’s a douchebag but there is definitely an underlying current in that post. Sometimes people don’t even realize what they are saying because it is so deeply ingrained, it’s good to have a voice pointing it out.

Oh, and you’re a frat douche![/quote]

[quote]Sonny S wrote:
JoeBob, are you serious about this? I mean, do these hats actually exist??? Hats with fake hair coming out the back?

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I bet it is one of those hate you get at the flea market that has the pony tail sewed in."[/quote]

Yeah, I have seen hats like that before. Ususally they can be found at flea markets and gag gift shops. Who knows if he wears one, but I think it would be funny if it was.

[quote]Sonny S wrote:
We’re supposed to be leaving politics out of this, ok ladies?

Al Sharpton has run for office and Jesse Jackson is a political figure who has considered running for office, and not a celebrity, so let’s leave them out of this thread.

(Besides, Al Sharpton is hilarious and always cracks me up. He is a slick mofo)[/quote]

I did state in my origninal post no political figures!

It’s more fun to rag on the the pure celebrities who make us sick…:slight_smile:

Hi Zeb!!! When you asked which celebrities make you sick, I think physically sick, as in nausea, almost hurling your last meal…

  1. Michael Jackson is the #1 barffest of all time…ewww gross. No explanation needed.

  2. Marilyn Manson makes me physically sick to my stomach. I don’t like his music, his image, anything…gross.

Whoever said Adam Sandler and Ashton Kutcher suck, I disagree. Adam is my favorite SNL player, along with Bill Murray, Dan Akroyd. Ashton is a hottie, and also he seems very un-pretentious. Jessica Simpson is truly musically talented, and even though her music is not my preffered genre, she can sing well and is a beautiful woman and I like her. Jennifer Lopez is also a talented singer and dancer, her voice isn’t the best, but like some others (Madonna, Britney Spears, etc…) she’s a great dancer/choreographer and her song and dance shows are very, very entertaining. As well, she truly is physically beautiful hispanic woman and truly self-made (not from a wealthy fami;y, silver spoon) and has had to work very hard for her achievements, and has done so even though she doesn’t fit into the sterotypical all-american-bleach-blonde-apple-pie-type image.

[quote]dukefan4ever wrote:
Definitely:

Rosie O’Donnell
Ellen Degeneres
Ben Stiller[/quote]

Rosie O’Donnell definitely, and I never got how she was suppose to be “funny”. She is probably a really disturbing person off stage, hell everyone knows it.

When she went after Tom Selleck on her show for his NRA membership, that is when she entered the bitchzone stratosphere. I mean its not like you saw Tom Selleck attacking her and asking her to come out of hte closet on live TV…

I thought of Vivica A. Fox (self absorbed bitch) and Star Jones, after reading the last few posts. Star Jones is marrying a obviously gay guy…just to get married that’s funny as hell.