Celebrities Who Make You Sick

I hate all the guys that are on HBO Boxing except the guy that trained Lewis “Emanuel I think his name is” or the actual Pro’s Like George or Roy that comment.

The rest are a bunch of ass-bags that cant even call their right from their left or a hook from a cross and they need to go. I watch with the sound muted.

I agree with every ones no talent lists of hopefully soon to be has-been’s but you left off a guys.

Nicholas Cage. What a piece of crap. He keeps trying to be a tough guy and he sucks. The only movie I thought he did well in was the one he played a drunk “Leaving Las Vegas” or some shit.

I am also really F’N tired of Jim Carry’s over antics and ad-libs. He’s overdone it so many times that now he’s his own cartoon. Prefect choice for the Grinch and E-Nigma on the batman movie. My favorite Jim Carry movie is “The Dead Pool” where he dies in the first few minutes and I don’t have to look at or hear him.

No one mentioned Robin Williams! How many times do we have to see this guy amped on speed telling other people’s jokes that were only funny back in 1978?

[quote]EmperialChina wrote:
Can someone explain in some detail why they hate Oprah, seriously I am wondering.
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I thought I stated it pretty clearly when I began this thread. Oprah ushered in this “touchy feely” trend regarding men. Open up spill your guts and cry like a baby! Um…no thanks!

On top of that she has an “upitty” attitude which smacks of arrogance. Additionally she has most of the women in this country in the palm of her hand. This means if she says “fart” the women ask “how loud?”

Honestly, I think she is the leader in the feminization of the American male! What a dispicable individual!

[quote]Massif wrote:
Kuz wrote:
Massif wrote:
3. This might suprise people, but I can’t stand Tom Hanks. He has made 400 movies, but not one of them has been a man’s movie. Everytime I’m at the video shop, the wife is saying “Ohh, let’s get the new Tom Hanks movie”. I’ll get a Tom Hanks movie out when he stars in Predator 3, or I cut off my penis and become a lesbian.

How in the world is “Saving Private Ryan” NOT a man’s movie???

Kuz

You got me there - All I can say is that “Saving Private Ryan” is cancelled out by “Big”.[/quote]

Two words. Bachelor Party.

1 Celine Dione
2 Oprah

I’m not even going to explaine why.

Wow, I forgot how much I hate Kevin Bacon. He’s a fucking cum guzzler.

I hope Ben Franklin is burning in hell too, that fucking bastard. He owned the fire department and an insurance company. If you didn’t have his firestone he would let your house burn down. What a prick.

Ellen Degenerate…I mean Degeneres, that fucking cunt, have any of you seen her show? Her, her producer, and everyone involved in that piece of shit should be stoned, or tarred and feathered.

I am sure as this thread goes on I will think of quite a few more.

Oh, and Rev. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton. Fucking no good muck-rakers.

in no particular order:

J-LO…can’t sing, can’t dance, can’t act. she is really not that good looking and has an ass that i could park my truck on. i don’t see her appeal…i mean i’d be happy to bang her, but only cause she is famous.

Paris Hilton…stupid, anorexic, flabby ass, too much make up, face resembling a poodle, useless, the definition of high maintenance, does not deserve the fame/attention…she is really nobody.

Dr.Phil…this guy is a joke!

Nicolas Cage…no talent bum! every word he says seems so forced. its like he’s reading from a cue card in all his movies. plus he’s bald as friar tuck and his body is cut like a bag of milk. what a star!

Al sharpton and Jesse Jackson…kill whitey! two race-baiting con artists.

Ashlee simpson…she looks like she got hit in the face with a shovel. absolutely no talent,can’t sing, can’t even lip-synch…what a waste of skin. living off her semi-talented (but hot) sister’s success.

[quote]aschy wrote:
ANY celeb that spoke out against the war and said they were going to move out of the US and are still here. [/quote]

here here! i’m with ya on this one!

[quote]slimjim wrote:
Terumo wrote:

  1. Toby Keith. Or any entertainer that uses war to profit immensely. (The aforementioned Michael Moore would fit this bill, as well.)

If you’re going to throw Toby out, you might as well add the Dixie Chicks to that list.[/quote]
TOBY KEITH! RUFREAKINGNUTS???
Terumo…did u fall down and bump your head? no offense homes…but jeez…
I’ll give u michael moore…he’s a certifiable jackass…but u leave my toby keith alone…:slight_smile:
*u can now return to the regularly scheduled hate mongering

[quote]Xen Nova wrote:
The Gotti Boys from that show “Growing up Gotti”.

Fucking faggots.[/quote]

The big one thinks he’s swoll. I’ll snatch his shitty blowout bald.

Good to know I’m not the only one who noticed.

Naomi Campbell.

She doesn’t make me sick she makes me want to kill her. She wore a t-shirt saying: " I beat up my helper and she loved it"

I have no compassion for bullies, specialy ugly arrogant ones.

If I ever come across her you will see my picture on the papers because I will hit her.

Let’s see if she loves that.

[quote]ZEB wrote:
On top of that she has an “upitty” attitude which smacks of arrogance. [/quote]

The rest is true. But you are a racist. Only semi-joking.

[quote]Kuz wrote:
Massif wrote:
Kuz wrote:
Massif wrote:

How in the world is “Saving Private Ryan” NOT a man’s movie???

Kuz

You got me there - All I can say is that “Saving Private Ryan” is cancelled out by “Big”.

Hmm. Hard to argue with that.[/quote]

I’ll see your “Big”, and raise you " Road to perdition, Apollo 13 and Bachelor party"

I completely agree that the world would be a better place if Tom Hanks were left to wallow in obscurity. Everyone says he’s SUCH a good actor. He always, always plays – get this – himself. You could say that Forest Gump was a slight change from that, but any decent actor could’ve played that part. When I watched Tom Hanks doing it, I still just kept thinking of him as Tom Hanks. Not so with, say, Robert DeNiro’s character in Cape Fear. Hanks has that annoying, whiney, nasally voice, he’s not remotely good-looking, he can’t act better than anyone else out there, and YET they keep casting him in really good movies, like Saving Private Ryan. Great movie, but it would’ve been SOOOOOO much better without Tom Hanks in it!

Everyone knows Peter Scolari was the true star of Bosom Buddies. Imagine how good Big would have been if he got that role instead of Tom Hanks.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Janoski wrote:
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I heard that Jean Claude Van Damme got his ass kicked by Vin Diesel back when Diesel was a bouncer at a club. If this is true, than I hate Van Damme.

Really, I hate Van Damme altogether. All those fake ass fighting movies with his screaming crap, Steven Seagal or Mickey Rourke would kick his ass. Here’s to the fake tough guy. Screw off, Claude.

I know Van Damme got knocked out by Chuck Zito, former bodyguard, Hells Angel, Golden Gloves boxer and actor on OZ. Theye were in a strip club in NYC (I think it was Scores), Jean Claude started talking shit and Zito dropped him with one punch. Zito is one scary bastard.

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I’m prety sure that it was Steven Segal and Van Damme that got in the bar fight. Segal fricken messed him up to…when will Van Damme learn to stay away from real badasses. He’s got a good physique but needs to grow a pair and get some skill behind the form.

[quote]Billberg wrote:
I’m prety sure that it was Steven Segal and Van Damme that got in the bar fight. Segal fricken messed him up to…when will Van Damme learn to stay away from real badasses. He’s got a good physique but needs to grow a pair and get some skill behind the form.
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I am sure Zito beat him down. I have heard Zito talk about it many times on Howard Stern. Segal might have kicked his ass too. It doesn’t seem that hard.

juice20jd, I noticed you had “Tony Little” as your avatar.

Zeb, thanks for the explanation, I was really wondering if I picked up on what others were.

Something I haven’t seen too much yet, but I don’t have total malice for it just slight annoyance…“American Idol”.

Zeb why not add David Duke to that list. :slight_smile:

I am not sure if this fits the context, but I find “Models”, very, very annoying. I think many have a fickel and odd outlook, very self-centered, but that is not what bothers me. It must be an industry run by homosexual men, because I honestly don’t find any “models” attractive. 5’11’ women, with flat, skinny-fat no curved bodies, and boney structured faces…am I the only guy that doesn’t care or even look twice? I also find it odd that women think that a man’s ideal of a woman is what a “model” on a runway looks like…ummm no. They seem to do better with male models I assume.

As far as Celebrites I love…Jackie Chan that guy makes me happy.

[quote]EmperialChina wrote:
juice20jd, I noticed you had “Tony Little” as your avatar.

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lol, i think tony little is hilarious, as opposed to annoying. i get a good laugh out of watching him. kinda like those old Tom Vu get rich quick infomercials…classic comedy.

Those bastards who wrote Power Factor Training. That book actually had me going for a few months. Total waste of time.

Oh wait, they’re not celebrities.