Cat Lovers

Interestingly the cat thread did turn out pretty gay. Just saying.

I know people bond to their pets regardless but it is pretty funny how this is playing out.

Funny and true

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cat_vs_internet

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
Funny and true

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cat_vs_internet
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LOL

[quote]CargoCapable wrote:
Interestingly the cat thread did turn out pretty gay. Just saying.

I know people bond to their pets regardless but it is pretty funny how this is playing out.[/quote]

Yeah, at least so far. I’ll see what I can do.

[quote]LoRez wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Can you take cats for a walk?
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I need to find a picture of my cat on his leash. I have actually taken him for walks, but I still need to work on the training.

He also understands “come here” and “sit” and “lay down”. (And actually does it.)[/quote]

My old man got you all beat by a decade his old cat razor,aka bad guy(I was a wrestling fan screw you guys) was trained to take walks on a leash would come when summoned would do tricks like get in a bag roll over and get out of the bag when prompted and would get up on his hind legs and dance

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Can you take cats for a walk?

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Sure you can :slight_smile:

[quote]IamMarqaos wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Can you take cats for a walk?

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Sure you can :slight_smile:

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Lol :wink: There’s another good one of a cat being put in a harness for the first time… let me see if I can find it.

EDIT: not the one I was looking for, but close enough.

Can cats go for walks?

youtube some Savannah cat videos

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

  1. We have a doggie door. Our dogs come and go as they please. And since they’re both 8.5 lbs each, the poop is the size of cat shit. No going around my yard with a scoop. The turds just disappear between blades of grass. Even if I had to pick up after them it’s STILL better than dealing with a shit box and having to inhale that foul dust.

  2. Can you take your cats anywhere with you? Nope. Cats aren’t welcome in most people’s homes. Dogs are way more social… and trainable to be so. Can you take cats for a walk?

  3. Cat owners don’t often know it, but their homes stinks like cat piss. When house hunting, whenever we went into a house that has cats, it’s fucking obvious by the foul stench. Dogs never smell that bad.

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Best post. Having the cat litter inside can also be a hazard if you have too many cats…due to the ammonia in the air. I personally hate cats. They aren’t loyal and you can’t depend on them…which to me makes them rather useless aside from acting like living furniture.

My dog comes when I call him…and rides in the car with me…and follows me around the house…and generally acts like we have a bond. Cats aren’t like that.

My cat cookie: one missing leg (got hit by a car and had to have it amputated) best cat ever, so friendly.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

  1. We have a doggie door. Our dogs come and go as they please. And since they’re both 8.5 lbs each, the poop is the size of cat shit. No going around my yard with a scoop. The turds just disappear between blades of grass. Even if I had to pick up after them it’s STILL better than dealing with a shit box and having to inhale that foul dust.

  2. Can you take your cats anywhere with you? Nope. Cats aren’t welcome in most people’s homes. Dogs are way more social… and trainable to be so. Can you take cats for a walk?

  3. Cat owners don’t often know it, but their homes stinks like cat piss. When house hunting, whenever we went into a house that has cats, it’s fucking obvious by the foul stench. Dogs never smell that bad.

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Best post. Having the cat litter inside can also be a hazard if you have too many cats…due to the ammonia in the air. I personally hate cats. They aren’t loyal and you can’t depend on them…which to me makes them rather useless aside from acting like living furniture.

My dog comes when I call him…and rides in the car with me…and follows me around the house…and generally acts like we have a bond. Cats aren’t like that.
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The wife loves cats, we have 4. I put a cat door in door to garage so litter box is outside in garage.

I still would rather have a dog.

Isnt this a cat lovers thread; not dumbass ignorant hating thread?

My cat totally follows me around and comes when called. When I’ve had her in the car, she’s liked that pretty well, too. She is not the sharpest knife in the drawer, however, and we often joke that one of her parents must have been a stuffed animal because she’s so lame. She was a rescued barn cat, her mother was killed when she was just a couple weeks old. So could be that she didn’t have enough modeling.

Uh, wow, sorry so big. Can you see the intelligence shining in her eyes? lol

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

  1. Cat owners don’t often know it, but their homes stinks like cat piss. When house hunting, whenever we went into a house that has cats, it’s fucking obvious by the foul stench. Dogs never smell that bad.

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Funny, when I’ve been house hunting I’ve come across way more stinky dog houses than stinky cat houses. How do you know you don’t live in a stinky dog house and you just don’t notice other stinky dog houses because you’re used to it?

[quote]Professor X wrote:

Best post. Having the cat litter inside can also be a hazard if you have too many cats…due to the ammonia in the air. I personally hate cats. They aren’t loyal and you can’t depend on them…which to me makes them rather useless aside from acting like living furniture.

My dog comes when I call him…and rides in the car with me…and follows me around the house…and generally acts like we have a bond. Cats aren’t like that.
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Yes cats aren’t like that… because they are not dogs. They do bond to you, just in a different way. They are usually very loving, friendly and affectionate. My experience is they do come when you call them. Boy cats come right away and girl cats come with some persistence. Cats don’t slobber on you and they don’t track in dirt or god knows what on their paws. They don’t need to be potty trained they take right to using a box. Their boxes are no fun but it beats hunting down piles in the yard. If you scoop the box every day and change the sand regularly there will be no odor. If the box is too much trouble, they can literally be potty trained.

Most peoples dogs are not useful, they are simply companions just like cats. Cats don’t need to be put in a kennel or go to mom’s house if you go on vacation. Leave them a big pile of food and a few bowls of water and they’re fine. They won’t even tear up the house while you are gone.

Ftr, I like dogs and cats.

If a house smells, it’s the owners fault; dont blame the animal…

We use disposable boxes. No scooping, no mess, just put the old box in a garbage bag, and open a fresh clean one. They’re cheap too

LMFAO!!!

Accurate, too!

New found respect for cats, they hunt spiders. I actually don’t mind spiders but the wife is deathly afraid of them so I have to exterminate them. Still a cool trait I was not aware of. Though I think cats like to hunt everything that they can.

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

Best post. Having the cat litter inside can also be a hazard if you have too many cats…due to the ammonia in the air. I personally hate cats. They aren’t loyal and you can’t depend on them…which to me makes them rather useless aside from acting like living furniture.

My dog comes when I call him…and rides in the car with me…and follows me around the house…and generally acts like we have a bond. Cats aren’t like that.
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Yes cats aren’t like that… because they are not dogs. They do bond to you, just in a different way. They are usually very loving, friendly and affectionate. My experience is they do come when you call them. Boy cats come right away and girl cats come with some persistence. Cats don’t slobber on you and they don’t track in dirt or god knows what on their paws. They don’t need to be potty trained they take right to using a box. Their boxes are no fun but it beats hunting down piles in the yard. If you scoop the box every day and change the sand regularly there will be no odor. If the box is too much trouble, they can literally be potty trained.

Most peoples dogs are not useful, they are simply companions just like cats. Cats don’t need to be put in a kennel or go to mom’s house if you go on vacation. Leave them a big pile of food and a few bowls of water and they’re fine. They won’t even tear up the house while you are gone.

Ftr, I like dogs and cats.

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Truth in this post. Also, cats are a lot harder to fuck up than dogs because they are far more independent. Most people get a dog and treat it like a person and the dog usually develops severe anxiety issues and terrible behavior problems(hence the toy whatever the single women has that barks at everything because the girl treats the dog like a baby) . Cats are too independent to give a fuck unless it’s owner is severely abusive in some way.