[quote]Aggv wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Aggv wrote:
Cats > small dogs[/quote]
Wrong!
Small dogs are like having a cat WITHOUT the attitude![/quote]
Cat “attitude” > small dog syndrome [/quote]
At least small dogs don’t shit in a box in your house, walk in it, then proceed to walk on your countertops and tables!
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Aggv wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Aggv wrote:
Cats > small dogs[/quote]
Wrong!
Small dogs are like having a cat WITHOUT the attitude![/quote]
Cat “attitude” > small dog syndrome [/quote]
At least small dogs don’t shit in a box in your house, walk in it, then proceed to walk on your countertops and tables!
[/quote]
If you have a small dog they will eat the shit out of the box, so then your cats feet are clean.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Aggv wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Aggv wrote:
Cats > small dogs[/quote]
Wrong!
Small dogs are like having a cat WITHOUT the attitude![/quote]
Cat “attitude” > small dog syndrome [/quote]
At least small dogs don’t shit in a box in your house, walk in it, then proceed to walk on your countertops and tables!
[/quote]
Normally, cats will go out of their way to avoid stepping in shit, along with burying it.
At least a cat won’t eat dog shit, then lick their masters face 
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[/quote]
Ha!! It’s like the cat from Pet Cemetery!
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Aggv wrote:
Cats > small dogs[/quote]
Wrong!
Small dogs are like having a cat WITHOUT the attitude![/quote]
My dogs sort of act like cats.
One time I had my dog with me…sort of curled up…some girls walked by and I heard them ask each other if that man over there had a dog or a cat…one said it was a dog, they agreed…then I did my cat impersonation (hmmm…can you imPERSONate for imitating a cat??) and I BLEW THEIR MINDS!
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Aggv wrote:
Cats > small dogs[/quote]
Wrong!
Small dogs are like having a cat WITHOUT the attitude![/quote]
My dogs sort of act like cats.
One time I had my dog with me…sort of curled up…some girls walked by and I heard them ask each other if that man over there had a dog or a cat…one said it was a dog, they agreed…then I did my cat impersonation (hmmm…can you imPERSONate for imitating a cat??) and I BLEW THEIR MINDS![/quote]
Heh heh!
Hey Nards, I do a particular cat impression that attracts cats. It’s a sort of purr/meow that sounds welcoming - almost like soft talking. Even my friend’s extremely timid, anti-social cat loves me when I come over and do that impression. My friend is always amazed because he says she NEVER comes out to meet anyone except me.
The last time I had a pussy this big was at _______'s mom’s!
Putting a poop box in a closet or basement is much better than having to accompany the animal outside for every bowel movement, and then having to search for the stool to pick up and throw away.
[quote]Aggv wrote:
Putting a poop box in a closet or basement is much better than having to accompany the animal outside for every bowel movement, and then having to search for the stool to pick up and throw away.[/quote]
Exactly! The humiliation of following it around with a plastic bag. I’ll take being a “pussy” cat lover over that any day.
.
[quote]MytchBucanan wrote:
[quote]Aggv wrote:
Putting a poop box in a closet or basement is much better than having to accompany the animal outside for every bowel movement, and then having to search for the stool to pick up and throw away.[/quote]
Exactly! The humiliation of following it around with a plastic bag. I’ll take being a “pussy” cat lover over that any day.[/quote]
And the fact that you can just go out of town for the weekend, or work late, or go out partying, and they’ll just take care of themselves.
We have a doggie door. Our dogs come and go as they please. And since they’re both 8.5 lbs each, the poop is the size of cat shit. No going around my yard with a scoop. The turds just disappear between blades of grass. Even if I had to pick up after them it’s STILL better than dealing with a shit box and having to inhale that foul dust.
Can you take your cats anywhere with you? Nope. Cats aren’t welcome in most people’s homes. Dogs are way more social… and trainable to be so. Can you take cats for a walk?
Cat owners don’t often know it, but their homes stinks like cat piss. When house hunting, whenever we went into a house that has cats, it’s fucking obvious by the foul stench. Dogs never smell that bad.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Can you take cats for a walk?
[/quote]
I need to find a picture of my cat on his leash. I have actually taken him for walks, but I still need to work on the training.
He also understands “come here” and “sit” and “lay down”. (And actually does it.)
[quote]LoRez wrote:
I need to find a picture of my cat on his leash. I have actually taken him for walks, but I still need to work on the training.
He also understands “come here” and “sit” and “lay down”. (And actually does it.)[/quote]
x2. Oreo and Pinky started on leashes in the backyard until they learned “come here” and “go to the door”, then we let them wander in the yard off-leash.
I’m getting the impression that ID is decidedly not a cat lover, so, dude, it might be better for your blood pressure and the flow of this thread for you to not check into this thread much. I totally get that this is Off-Topic, but it’s borderline like a dude going into the Powerlifting forum and calling the lifters fat or something. Just saying. I could be off on this, so no worries if that’s the case. You know I love the Dwarf, man.
[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:
[quote]LoRez wrote:
I need to find a picture of my cat on his leash. I have actually taken him for walks, but I still need to work on the training.
He also understands “come here” and “sit” and “lay down”. (And actually does it.)[/quote]
x2. Oreo and Pinky started on leashes in the backyard until they learned “come here” and “go to the door”, then we let them wander in the yard off-leash.
I’m getting the impression that ID is decidedly not a cat lover, so, dude, it might be better for your blood pressure and the flow of this thread for you to not check into this thread much. I totally get that this is Off-Topic, but it’s borderline like a dude going into the Powerlifting forum and calling the lifters fat or something. Just saying. I could be off on this, so no worries if that’s the case. You know I love the Dwarf, man.[/quote]
LOL
All in fun CC. All in fun!
Meow!
Fair enough. I enjoy a a good bit of joking around every meow and again, it’s just that sometimes guys will try to pull threads off-topic and I’m thinking “Seriously? You guys cut that out meow.” I really just don’t understand why some people think to themselves “Meow here’s a good opportunity for me to hijack this thread, I’m gonna go have some fun.”
Meow that we got that all over with, let’s get back to posting some pictures of our fuzzy feline friends.
Meow.
[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:
Fair enough. I enjoy a a good bit of joking around every meow and again, it’s just that sometimes guys will try to pull threads off-topic and I’m thinking “Seriously? You guys cut that out meow.” I really just don’t understand why some people think to themselves “Meow here’s a good opportunity for me to hijack this thread, I’m gonna go have some fun.”
Meow that we got that all over with, let’s get back to posting some pictures of our fuzzy feline friends.
Meow.[/quote]
I love it when you’re just kitten around. You didn’t even paws for effect! Glad you’re not a pussy like these other guys.