anyone ever get “cat dick” after masterbating or having sex? where the foreskin swells up and the head/foreskin gets a little red? i’ve gotten this a couple times and was wondering what it’s from and how to get rid of it quick.
UH stop masterbating…
Hope this helps.
Place your manhood into a glass of ice water. That’ll do the trick.
Fitone - stop giving out ridiculous, stupid advice. Why the FUCK would anyone stop masturbating?
I tend to agree with both MBE and Roman. There is never a need to stop masterbating, unless of course you accidently super glued sandpaper on your hands. And by posting that cat MBE definetly owned you.
groove
I respectfully concur with Senor Roman, sock puppet that he may be. Let us rejoice in your particular pwnage.
is it even possible to stop masturbating? i can go about 4 hours without lifting russell the love muscle, and if i dont feel well, 6, but anymore than that and i start to feel weird.
sorry didn’t mean to offend anyone…
You have just been pOWrNed, rickshaw style.
Groove
how about some serious responses
Cut your dick off.
What kind of answers did you expect?
no sheet…i dont really have that problem being cut and all, but still never stop masterbating!!!
“At the gas station of love, I use the self serve pump”
- Weird Al
Dude, you want a serious answer? If you’re that concerned, go to the doctor.
He’ll probably circumcise you.
I’ve got something the girls like to call “Horse Dick.” Never heard of cat dick.
“They call 'em Horse, but not because of his appetite.”
bump bump bumpity bump
Although not yet a classic, I thought it was time to revisit this great thread, with some extra hilarious responses.
WTF is cat dick? I don’t even think I’ve seen a cat’s dick… so if your saying you rubbed it until it disapeared you got a serious problem. Dam you’re saying it swelled up even and you still call it cat dick? Is it swollen cuz you let a cat try to clean off the tuna fish with that dam sandpaper tongue they have? Is that the real reason why it’s swollen and red? Don’t stop masterbating either. In fact if it gets bigger and red I think you may be on to something. I wouldn’t stop until you’ve added a good 3-4 inches on it. Is it Swole-Cat dick? I think you should probably talk to Chris Januz about this, something like- “7 days to a bigger Swole-Cat dick”. (apologies to Chris for bringing your name into this thread)
I can just hear curious now…
“Here kitty-kitty-kitty, here kitty-kitty-kitty…”
Reminds me of that old ‘Sparky’ and the Peanut Butter joke.
dude its called friction. when you rub your dick on something long enough it is going to get red. jesus “H” christ my dick gets red evertime i hump or spank it.
the real problem is after you hump a chick you just met at the local pub and when your done you look at your piece and its all brown. now thats a question to post on t-mag.
p-dog - you put it in the wrong hole if it comes out brown.