Carrot Top is HUGE

[quote]mindeffer01 wrote:
MuscleMachine17 wrote:
LOL mothafucka you bet your sweet ass I can handle his ass!

(with a tripple snap in the z formation)

Oh, You little Queer! You probably think drag racing is a track event in the gay olympics.
(zzzzzziiing!)
Anybody else have anything they’d like to add?
[/quote]

just a request…next time add a lisp. LMAO

I don’t know, his face looks a bit “pitted” and his whole facial structure looks like it has definitely morphed into something that is much different than other earlier photos that I have seen of him. Perhaps that is just the aging the process.

No question the guy hits the iron and is pretty dialed into his nutrition. I think his physique is attainable w/o the use of “carrot juice”, but realizing that many people in the entertainment business are mucho obsessive/compulsive about their looks, I wouldn’t doubt it is he has dabbled a bit with gear.

he hollers from the mens room, doing his best impression of George Micheals.

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/./1/.1125416946991.burn.jpg

[quote]mindeffer01 wrote:
MuscleMachine17 wrote:
LOL mothafucka you bet your sweet ass I can handle his ass!

(with a tripple snap in the z formation)

Oh, You little Queer! You probably think drag racing is a track event in the gay olympics.
(zzzzzziiing!)
Anybody else have anything they’d like to add?
[/quote]

[center]SECOND DEGREE BURN![/center]

[quote]Need4Speed wrote:
Michael2507, I’m not sure what’s scarier: the picture, or the fact that you found it so quickly.[/quote]

…or the fact that I googled it and the whole screen was full of them.

[quote]MuscleMachine17 wrote:
Trailblazer wrote:
MuscleMachine17 wrote:
rainjack wrote:
MuscleMachine17 wrote:
If I ever see him I’LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!!!

That makes the second time in this thread that you have threatened Carrot Top with an ass whoopin.

Has he done something to you personally that you need to avenge? Or maybe to a close friend or family member?

My experience has been that folks that talk about beating the shit out of someone are usually the ones who can’t.

But I’m just making an observation.

LOL mothafucka you bet your sweet ass I can handle his ass! I swear if I’ll ever see that f@gg0t I’ll make him wish he was never born (not that he already isn’t)!!!

I’m really curious as to the reason you’re so passionate about this. Is it because he wronged you or your family some way?

-did he rape your sister?
-did he steal your girlfriend?
-did he kick your dog?
-did he take candy from your baby?

Or is it because of some ignorant reason such as:

-you don’t like the way he looks
-You just “hate” (we’ll not need go any deeper than that)
-penis envy?

Which is it? Rage blinds us dude…and it sounds like you have rage against this man.

None of the above reasons. But if he were to ever do one of those I’D FUCKING RIP HIS GUT OUT RIGHT THERE ON THE SPOT!!!
I fucking hate him and I belive the reason I was put on this earth was to bring end to this hideous ogre.
I would FUCK HIM UP SO BAD HIS ASS WILL TURN PURPOLE!!!

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That has to be the most unique spelling of “purple” I have ever seen.

Well Played Muscleteen, I mean BigConan…

This turned out to be an f-in hilarious post but back to the pic… does anyone else here think this could POSSIBLY be someone other than CarrotTop? Just a chance? Maybe? Hmmmm?

What’s that little blue gay looking ribbon in his hair for? I applaud him for working out and taking his health serious, but dawn! He sure looks gay from the neck up.

[quote]mindeffer01 wrote:
MuscleMachine17 wrote:
LOL mothafucka you bet your sweet ass I can handle his ass!

(with a tripple snap in the z formation)

Oh, You little Queer! You probably think drag racing is a track event in the gay olympics.
(zzzzzziiing!)
Anybody else have anything they’d like to add?
[/quote]

He has probably copped more cock than a truck driver’s right hand.

He has been punched in the ring more times than Mike Tyson.

Yes, being juvenile can be fun sometimes.

[quote]Massif wrote:
He has probably copped more cock than a truck driver’s right hand.
[/quote]

I’m writing that one down.

You guys are all real dumbories.

I’ve known Carrot Top for about 8 years now. He’s the most solid friend and he’s been so reliable to all of us that grew up together.

He’s been lifing since he was young. Just because he looks small in clothes doesn’t mean he wasn’t shredded you ribbitrats. Get a life. And Get one too.

[quote]rainjack wrote:
Massif wrote:
He has probably copped more cock than a truck driver’s right hand.

I’m writing that one down.

[/quote]

CAROT TOP CAOULD BEAT YOUR ASS SO BAD UR FACE WOULD BLODO!

[quote]ProjectX wrote:
rainjack wrote:
Massif wrote:
He has probably copped more cock than a truck driver’s right hand.

I’m writing that one down.

CAROT TOP CAOULD BEAT YOUR ASS SO BAD UR FACE WOULD BLODO![/quote]

Yeah - but can he spell any worse than you do? I don’t know if I’ve ever seen my face “BLODO” before. But I could be wrong.

[quote]rainjack wrote:
ProjectX wrote:
rainjack wrote:
Massif wrote:
He has probably copped more cock than a truck driver’s right hand.

I’m writing that one down.

CAROT TOP CAOULD BEAT YOUR ASS SO BAD UR FACE WOULD BLODO!

Yeah - but can he spell any worse than you do? I don’t know if I’ve ever seen my face “BLODO” before. But I could be wrong.[/quote]

Call me silly, but that looks intentional. All the easier to comoonikate wiff tha eeliterut.

Does is matter what size he is? He is ginger. Freckles, clear skin and red hair doesn’t look good in any size.

what the fuck? this thread is 3 years old.

motherfucking lmao @ that being huge.

Google search Carrot Top. You’ll see he got some deltoid implants. Oh man, they should shoot the surgeon… then Carrot Top.