I’ll start:
Seasonal Affective Disorder claims a most unlikely victim.
“The townspeople took to vigilanism when they found out what Frosty was really doing with their kids”
After having his snowballs removed by his cold hearted ex-wife in a bitter divorce, he felt he felt he stood a better chance in hell.
WHAT’S MAKING THESE WATERMELONS WIGGLE?!??!
“Why is my penis on my nose?!”
Frosty just found out santa isnt real
“With the forcast looking bright and warm, Frost saw his darkest day”
“He left behind a wife and three kids. What a cold hearted bastard!”
Frosty the snowman
Had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye sayin’ please don’t cry
I wont be back again some day.
After a freak snowblower accident that costs the lives of his wife and child, Frosty couldn’t find a reason to keep on living.
“Frosty couldn’t handle being skinny-fat any longer”
“The Snowman Museums rendition of David Carradine”
[quote]polo77j wrote:
“The Snowman Museums rendition of David Carradine” [/quote]
Wouldn’t he have to have his dick in his hand to be 100% accurate? lol
Dateline Park Bench, Mid America:
Snowman realizes “there can be only one” and decides to not give Frosty Macleod the mother-F*ckin satisfaction… Still though, he seems bummed about his lease in life.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
“The Snowman Museums rendition of David Carradine” [/quote]
Winner
“Apparently the Black Ice gang meant business.”
This was fun … we should do this every Friday
“…aqualung, my friend, don’t you start away uneasy. You poor old sod, you see it’s only me…”
(insert riff here)
With the Abominable snowman Slush Fund trail only days away, another key prosecution witness meets a tragic end.
Seasonal depression can affect anyone.