“knowing his career and reputation were ruined after the sex tape with Rudolph was found, Frosty did the only thing he thought was right.”
This here, is what the 'roids did to snowman.
“snowman gets fed up with having no arms and a big snow ball for legs… somehow gets on a bench and gets someone to put a noose round his neck, but they leave without pushing him off… leaving the mr snow stuck on a bench, probably more sad than before, hoping someone comes along and either talks him out of it or finishes the job before his body succumbs to a slow painful inevitable melty death”
^ longest caption EVER
Mr Frost meets Mr Lynch.
“somebody move this bench goddammit”
Snowone will even know im gone.
Frosty saw Meet the Spartans
Another victim of global warming predictions.
…It wasnt lemon flavoured after all
Frosty realizes life isn’t like the Special Olympics. Loser
“And so frosty was made in mans image…minus arms, legs, and a dick. Yeah, I’d kill myself too.”
“Snowbody knows the trouble I’ve seen.”
“Can anyone else smell carrots?”