Well the powerlifting god or the captain of the enterprise.
you’re just killing it
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Wow yea I thought I didnt post this I thought better of it. How do you delete post?
Surprisingly, Capt James T Kirk would defeat Captain Kirk in the squat.
First, he would cleverly arrange for it to be sudden death: one attempt only.
He’d cannily choose a conservative attempt for himself and nail it.
Captain Kirk would choose something awesome like 1000 lb, but as he was coming up past parallel, James T Kirk would karate kick him in the belly.
Win.
In a fight?
James T.Kirk judo chops that big bastard to death. Or fucks him like he was an blue skinned alien.
Strength contest: Captain Kirk owns.
Hopefully the powerlifting Kirk would at least say, “I have five TIMES your strength!!!”
Before being beaten to a pulp with a strange tool pulled from the Engineering console.
Shatner would appear to engage the powerlifting impostor, only to tag his more agile stunt double at the last moment. The anonymous double will then deliver a killer drop kick to “Captain Kirk’s” non-functional mass. Like so:
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Haha! I can explain that rather awkward situation…
Shatner destroys a knife-wielding alien with a combination of ambitious fight choreography and bad acting:
No question as to who has the greater intensity:
Cap Kirk:
Shatner:
