Can't Catch a Break

I’ll be glad to move on when you drop your fascination with me. Stop using my name in your posts.

I was all good and ready to move on, but I won’t have my heels nipped at by a yellow-bellied chihuahua. So as soon as you shut your pretty little mouth, and quit taking my name in vain, we’ll be done.

[quote]rainjack wrote:
Yet you have no problems calling me names. How does that work? You just ignore your own behavior and focus on mine? I had no idea that you were so offended by words like bitch and pussy. Sorry - this isn’t a family oriented website.
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I’m not offended in the least. I find it funny. I find it humorous when grown men honestly believe calling someone a “bitch” or “pussy” over the internet is the least bit intimidating. I reserve my right to express the humor I derive from internet tough guys.

Anyway, if I had a problem with you calling people names I would be hypocritical, right? Since I called you “Toby Keith” and what not? That begs the question, why are you whining so much about being called names?

That’s irrelevant. You’re the last person I need to tell that you can say whatever you want to whomever you want, and I can make fun of it if I find it funny.

Not if you don’t want it to be.

  1. I don’t know what “prove your ability here” means. This is the internet. Are we really in the Matrix?

  2. I don’t mind you using bad words at all. See above.

  3. The day I feel the need to “prove my abilities” or “call out” an accountant I’ve never met over the internet I’ll use my glock 17 on myself.

[quote]
So your too scared to put up and too mouthy to shut up. That must leave you alone with the huge yellow streak running down your back. I pity you and your lonely estrogen filled life.[/quote]

You should pity me. I’m very lonely in real life, my alma mater pales in comparison to yours, I’m much smaller than you, and I make less money than you. I’m also really scared of you over the internet. Now quit whining Toby (who himself is a fine American that honorably serves his country by uplifting our spirits through song and Ford commercials).

[quote]Elkhntr1 wrote:
Vroom, said Joe cries like a girl. That was funny. Joe, you do always try to drag other names into your arguments. Can’t you stand on your own two feet?

Be a man Joe and quit falling back on your “Oh, he’s the golden boy rhetoric,” It’s stale already. Just admit you love Vroom and want to be him.
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But I don’t wanna be him, Elk, I wanna be YOU!
I’ve always wanted to be a sychophant…

Seriously. Let’s all chill a little.

Morty, yes.
You nailed it pretty well. I’m not exactly sure what the history is myself anymore–I mean, I know what got me really mad, but that’s just me. And since I got to the point last night where I didn’t like where we were headed, and apparently vroom did too…I hope we can try again.
God.
Vroom and I actually have similar personalities–and in the real world would be friends even if we did irritate the piss out of each other. Here, it’s easy to miss and overlook the normal cues people depend on for interaction.
Maybe I should say “probably be friends…”.
But that’s a nice balance job you got goin’ there, M.
I’m impressed no matter what RJ says about you.

[quote]Moriarty wrote:
Joe Weider wrote:
vroom, when someone responds to your words as they appear here, that’s all we can do.
We have the words on the screen. We can’t tell what point you’re secretly pondering that we should all be able to divine merely by your will alone.

Now–as someone who (despite what you keep yelping) is trained fairly well as a critical reader, that’s what I do. So if we all miss your point–perhaps it’s not because we’re reading into your posts something you aren’t saying, or because we all just hate smug fishbellied Canadians, but rather the problem may very well be that you’re not expressing yourself.

After the third or fourth person expresses the same frustration with you…don’t you think it might be a plausible option?

Or are you just so perfect and we so inept that thats not an option?

BTW, vroom, FWIW–I never mentioned your name, I didn’t even know who OD was responding too. I only skimmed the thread. It just seemed like it came from someone who didn’t have what it took to actually take a stand.

Joe, Vroom’s posts were extremely clear, when read together and in context. You even admit at the end of your post that you:

  1. Didn’t read the complete context of the posts in this thread.

  2. Didn’t even respond directly to the posts. You read a fragment, and made a generalization of the type of person that would make that comment.

That’s fine, but why are you arguing so fiercely now that he didn’t make sense? I don’t see how you can read this thread and not understand what Vroom’s point was. It has nothing to do with not taking a stand. If fact it is about taking a stand based on principal even if the men currently in power want to lead the country in a different direction.

Vroom: why the constant name calling with Joe? I don’t know what the history is between you guys, but sometimes it seems you go off on Joe when it’s clear (to me at least) he’s being light-hearted. Yeah he throws little jabs here and there, but sometimes from this angle it looks like he gives a little laughing poke and you wind up your haymaker. What’s the history here?

Are you guys really getting to the point that you dislike each other personally over the internet? That’s some sad shit. I’ve gotten into my more than fair share of shit talking, but I’ve never, ever felt like I disliked someone personally over the internet. I hope that feeling is shared all around. I fully expect that if we all met in a room with no aliases and avatars, the people I would get along with the best would be the people I argue with on here.

Isn’t it about time to end this pissing contest. Not that I’m against pissing contests in the least, they break up the monotony quite well, but this one is stale. Both of you guys have way better material than this shit. At least give us something to laugh about if you’re going to continue.[/quote]

I’m starting to wonder if Buff is just conducting some sociological experiment here. And while I find his lack of respect for anyone other than himself, and “the big lebowski” apparantly, infuriating, his ploy seems to have worked. I don’t hang out in the political forums much so I’m not sure if many posts get quite as nasty as this one has. But somehow, the lightly thrown around bullshit from this jerkoff have put a large rift between a group of people who I’m sure usually come to this site only to help/learn from/converse with eachother. Nobody, it seems, is concerned with making legitimate points or coming to any sort of agreement on the issues involved here. I say we quit feeding this freak’s sick psychological imbalance and get back to being a group of guys who like lifting, and talking about lifting…

Any takers??

well usaffirefighter…we’re also a bunch of guys who really like to ‘nudge’ each other down here…but sometimes we forget that mostly we’re just a bunch of guys who like lifting and talking about liftng. IMO.

[quote]usaffirefighter wrote:
I’m starting to wonder if Buff is just conducting some sociological experiment here. And while I find his lack of respect for anyone other than himself, and “the big lebowski” apparantly, infuriating, his ploy seems to have worked. I don’t hang out in the political forums much so I’m not sure if many posts get quite as nasty as this one has. But somehow, the lightly thrown around bullshit from this jerkoff have put a large rift between a group of people who I’m sure usually come to this site only to help/learn from/converse with eachother. Nobody, it seems, is concerned with making legitimate points or coming to any sort of agreement on the issues involved here. I say we quit feeding this freak’s sick psychological imbalance and get back to being a group of guys who like lifting, and talking about lifting…

Any takers??[/quote]

You have no idea how ridiculous it gets down here. Allow me to paint a picture at risk of being cried at by at least one particular poster for “personal attacks”:

Imagine JeffR in a cheerleader outfit with a big “W” over his chest and red pom-poms. This mental picture can be made even more vivid if you imagine the cheer…something like, “W. M. D., Iraq looks like Detroit to me! Thousands Die? Oops, bye bye YEAAAAAAAAH BUSH!!!”

Meanwhile, on the other side of town, a Grease inspired posse consisting of Rainjack, Zeb, and tag-along Joe Weider (for comedic levity) are getting “Conservative Crips” etched onto the back of their black leather jackets in red relief. These dudes are bad…real bad…and if you don’t agree with them, well, they will harshly assume what you are trying to say and then label you a “baby-killing liberal” even if you aren’t. Sends shivers down your spine, huh?

Needless to say, having a decent discussion has turned into a rarity lately. The last real good one in my opinion was the extra long thread on religion months back. The one currently going on between Zeb and 100m about gays in the bible isn’t bad either, however, I think the problem comes because the goal isn’t to actually exchange ideas anymore, but to block out what everyone else says and shout loudly what you already believe. I am not innocent of that myself, but I do try to get to the base of the topic instead of heading off into a sunset of assumptions. You should stick around. JeffR does a mean split and somersault.

Psst. Loth. Cheesetastic is derogatory if people use it in a derogatory manner or say it sarcasticly. Oops.

[quote]vroom wrote:
As one can plainly see, cheesetastic is not a derogatory term. It is used to describe something immensely cool. That is why I entitled my thread “cheesetastics anonymous”, bitch.

Psst. Loth. Cheesetastic is derogatory if people use it in a derogatory manner or say it sarcasticly. Oops.[/quote]

LOL!!

[quote]Professor X wrote:
usaffirefighter wrote:
I’m starting to wonder if Buff is just conducting some sociological experiment here. And while I find his lack of respect for anyone other than himself, and “the big lebowski” apparantly, infuriating, his ploy seems to have worked. I don’t hang out in the political forums much so I’m not sure if many posts get quite as nasty as this one has. But somehow, the lightly thrown around bullshit from this jerkoff have put a large rift between a group of people who I’m sure usually come to this site only to help/learn from/converse with eachother. Nobody, it seems, is concerned with making legitimate points or coming to any sort of agreement on the issues involved here. I say we quit feeding this freak’s sick psychological imbalance and get back to being a group of guys who like lifting, and talking about lifting…

Any takers??

You have no idea how ridiculous it gets down here. Allow me to paint a picture at risk of being cried at by at least one particular poster for “personal attacks”:

Imagine JeffR in a cheerleader outfit with a big “W” over his chest and red pom-poms. This mental picture can be made even more vivid if you imagine the cheer…something like, “W. M. D., Iraq looks like Detroit to me! Thousands Die? Oops, bye bye YEAAAAAAAAH BUSH!!!”

Meanwhile, on the other side of town, a Grease inspired posse consisting of Rainjack, Zeb, and tag-along Joe Weider (for comedic levity) are getting “Conservative Crips” etched onto the back of their black leather jackets in red relief. These dudes are bad…real bad…and if you don’t agree with them, well, they will harshly assume what you are trying to say and then label you a “baby-killing liberal” even if you aren’t. Sends shivers down your spine, huh?

Needless to say, having a decent discussion has turned into a rarity lately. The last real good one in my opinion was the extra long thread on religion months back. The one currently going on between Zeb and 100m about gays in the bible isn’t bad either, however, I think the problem comes because the goal isn’t to actually exchange ideas anymore, but to block out what everyone else says and shout loudly what you already believe. I am not innocent of that myself, but I do try to get to the base of the topic instead of heading off into a sunset of assumptions. You should stick around. JeffR does a mean split and somersault.[/quote]

??
Come on, X…what about the “other side”.
Be a little fucking fair, huh buddy? Pretty please? I’ll give you some milk and cookies I baked with Grow!..
God what a pablum baby.
At least make the effort to be even handed. I know we’re all jerks–but you…

:wink:

[quote]rainjack wrote:
RLTW = Rangers Lead The Way.

Not from a fantasy movie.[/quote]

I knew what it meant.

I am not a stranger to military ad campaigns

TFTPTM!

Zeppelin795 wrote:

“Yeah he consistently has the most immature posts of anyone here. He’s probably like 17years old or something…”

Hey zep!!!

I’d say I missed you, but I would be lying.

However, I do love you!!!

JeffR

[quote]Zeppelin795 wrote:
vroom wrote:
Okay, but he’s right on one point. Jerffy is certainly a cheesetastic ra ra boy!!!

Yeah he consistently has the most immature posts of anyone here. He’s probably like 17years old or something…[/quote]

He may be all that but he is also one of the funniest posters here. I don’t take much of his stuff very seriously because it is clearly tounge-in-cheek.
I think…

[quote]JeffR wrote:
Zeppelin795 wrote:

“Yeah he consistently has the most immature posts of anyone here. He’s probably like 17years old or something…”

Hey zep!!!

I’d say I missed you, but I would be lying.

However, I do love you!!!

JeffR

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This thread has gotten too entertaining. I always picture Dick Cheney as overweight batman and Bush II as his incredibly dim-witted boy wonder. I would call Condi cat woman but that would be too much of a compliment.

[quote]lothario1132 wrote:
Massif wrote:
mindeffer01 wrote:
Oh come on guys. Can’t we pull together and stomp the idiot who started this shit slinging?

I agree. While you two ladies are spooning each other, there are at least two girlie men not getting their dose of salts. Focus, boys, focus!!

I’ll restart the fire brigade, homies!

Hey BitterAssclown:

Your beloved “cheesetastic” phrase is misused:

As one can plainly see, cheesetastic is not a derogatory term. It is used to describe something immensely cool. That is why I entitled my thread “cheesetastics anonymous”, bitch.

Next time you want to bring some flame and some names, get your facts straight. HAHAHAHAHA you suck

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Lothario -
That was one of the best posts one here. Fucking badass. RLTW

rangertab75

[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
rainjack wrote:
RLTW = Rangers Lead The Way.

Not from a fantasy movie.

I knew what it meant.

I am not a stranger to military ad campaigns

TFTPTM![/quote]

Then why did you ask?

I happened to be flying those daily missions and was wondering where you got your AA in the back of trucks as a first line of defense information from? I don’t recall ever being briefed that. I can buy that it was part of their defense but first line? I don’t think so. Just to be sure I wasn’t forgetting something I e-mailed a Eagle driver friend of mine. Here is his response:

C,

How goes it? Long time no speak, you finally home yet? Or still doing the road thing? Got a laugh out of your little website thing, who the fuck does this dumbass get his info from? So that was AA that was the first line of defense and not SAM’s? My bad, I guess I better go hit the books some more because I have my shit all fucked up. In retrospect I should of slept a lot easier because it was only AA. Pass along AA doesn?t light up RWR gear, SAM’s do and mine lit up every mission. Of course I only have about 70-75 missions flying the OSW/ONW and I have been flying since he was shitting yellow so my memory could be going and I could be wrong?ah fuck, I am lying, not a chance I’m wrong. I have some pics of the “AA” laying around somewhere. I’ll send 'em if I can find them, if not give TOAST a call, he probably has some. Anyway, slackass tell the family I said hey, wait I forgot where you live now, tell them I said hey y’all. Keep it touch and fly safe,

SHADOW

And as far as catching Bin Laden remember that we have a self-imposed rule that we will not go into Pakistan without their permission. Also it isn’t the easiest terrain to navigate for our brothers on the ground.

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/./1/.1117727359000.AFGHNA12.jpg

Here is a picture of the Afghan mountains, from last last deployment.

Bitter Assclown- That is a good name. Reminds me of the joke about the little indian kid named “two dogs f*&king”,only in this one they name the kid after what they just had for dinner. I can just picture Bitter assclown sitting down to dinner with his family- splattered possum, angry badger, and bloated skunk.

People like this make me want to retch. To get off on trolling a thread that was started to inspire people leads me to believe that this pathetic looser leads a completely uninspired life. He is probably a complete reject that has never felt like a part of anything, will never accomplish anything of substantial value, and will eventualy disolve into a world of his own delusional imagination.

I would feel bad for him if I didn’t want to kick his teeth in.