Can Your Brute Beat My Brute?

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
Fricken-A! Snatchrex was just blown away by my flatulence. She just got this thing called sabotage that destroys your opponents’ weapons with each successful blow. The celery was eaten right off the bat, making it a war of attrition. Who wants a whiff???

http://flatulence3.mybrute.com

DB

I am SOOO coming at you when I get my fights tonight… :)[/quote]

I faaaaaarrrrrrttttt in your general direction.

DB

I want to fight. All my fights are used up!

http://wild-fyre.mybrute.com

[quote]jchenky wrote:
I want to fight. All my fights are used up![/quote]

Create a new one. Here’s my latest:

http://prostatemilk.mybrute.com

He started slow, but he got a knife at Level 2. Turns out he’s a real slasher. He’s really taken to the knife.

DB

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
jchenky wrote:
I want to fight. All my fights are used up!

Create a new one. Here’s my latest:

http://prostatemilk.mybrute.com

He started slow, but he got a knife at Level 2. Turns out he’s a real slasher. He’s really taken to the knife.

DB[/quote]

WHIP! … A Level 1 v. Level 2 upset!!

I DRINK your ProstateMilkshake!

GAME ON!

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
jchenky wrote:
I want to fight. All my fights are used up!

Create a new one. Here’s my latest:

http://prostatemilk.mybrute.com

He started slow, but he got a knife at Level 2. Turns out he’s a real slasher. He’s really taken to the knife.

DB

WHIP! … A Level 1 v. Level 2 upset!!

I DRINK your ProstateMilkshake!

GAME ON![/quote]

Damn, my prostatemilk was whipped all over the arena. I don’t think the whip should be available for Level 1s. It’s just too good.

DB

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
SteelyD wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
jchenky wrote:
I want to fight. All my fights are used up!

Create a new one. Here’s my latest:

http://prostatemilk.mybrute.com

He started slow, but he got a knife at Level 2. Turns out he’s a real slasher. He’s really taken to the knife.

DB

WHIP! … A Level 1 v. Level 2 upset!!

I DRINK your ProstateMilkshake!

GAME ON!

Damn, my prostatemilk was whipped all over the arena. I don’t think the whip should be available for Level 1s. It’s just too good.

DB
[/quote]

Yeah. I think a whip, a bear, and sabotage with any amount of speed or agility would be unstoppable.

http://chenks.mybrute.com

[quote]jchenky wrote:
http://chenks.mybrute.com
[/quote]

Damn! Did you just create this today? If so, how did you get to level 3 already? She took out my new ChenkyMinion.

DB

I created him yesterday. He is a master with that whip!

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
[b]


**** SPOILER ****


Compendium of Weapons/Abilities:[/b]

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=90942

If you want to be surprised at the possibilities DONT read that thread-- it lists the known weapons, abilities, ‘supers’, etc.

Some other interesting tidbits in that forum as well.[/quote]

HA! No wonder my guy sucks so bad, he has no pet, all of the absolute worst abilities, and low stats. Only thing he has going for him is that weapon that kills in like 2 hits.

[quote]jchenky wrote:
http://chenks.mybrute.com
[/quote]

I just got whipped!!!

http://borrek.mybrute.com/fight/15882360

[quote]jchenky wrote:
I created him yesterday. He is a master with that whip! [/quote]

Damn! Almost a Lev2/Lev3 upset!! Whip vs. Whip – so close :wink:

http://chuckiez.mybrute.com/fight/15962364

I want a re-match!

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
SteelyD wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
Fricken-A! Snatchrex was just blown away by my flatulence. She just got this thing called sabotage that destroys your opponents’ weapons with each successful blow. The celery was eaten right off the bat, making it a war of attrition. Who wants a whiff???

http://flatulence3.mybrute.com

DB

I am SOOO coming at you when I get my fights tonight… :slight_smile:

I faaaaaarrrrrrttttt in your general direction.

DB[/quote]

Payback is a BITCH! ;p

http://snatchrex.mybrute.com/fight/16012603

Crotchfruit beat me yesterday. :\

But 3 consecutive wins today:

Blackdynamite:
http://rsgz.mybrute.com/fight/16044801

Prostate Milk:
http://rsgz.mybrute.com/fight/16034749

Chenks:
http://rsgz.mybrute.com/fight/16029499

Who’s next?

[quote]RSGZ wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
http://givemeanbear.mybrute.com/fight/9103039
^ Vs RSGZ

I just rematched your ass and now we’re at a draw:

http://rsgz.mybrute.com/fight/10324291[/quote]

rsgz CRUSHED lil’ snatchy and the magic leek…

http://snatchrex.mybrute.com/fight/16049396

WTF, this thread is how many pages long? Didn’t realize it was more than a few posts 'til after I made my own brute…

http://sue-sue.mybrute.com

Tried naming the brute “Sue” (which actually pulls up a male figure) on the Johnny Cash theory that “a boy named Sue” would be the toughest bastard in the game. “Sue” was taken (gee!) but putting a space in and calling it Sue Sue (creative) yielded the same character, so I went w/it.

Anyway, the password for it is: suesue. Fight against or as it as much as you like. After five minutes of training, I turn my protege loose to you.

Noooo! I was about to go 3 on 3 when my idiot of a brute decides to just throw his whip away… reaaaaal smart idea when you’re facing a guy with 2 hit KO power! Goddamn.

http://ranefin.mybrute.com/fight/16111196

http://ranefin.mybrute.com/fight/16113624

http://ranefin.mybrute.com/fight/16115684

And the second one didn’t go any better either… that club is BRUTAL.

http://necroperkele.mybrute.com/fight/16125482

Ah loser this one is…

http://necroperkele.mybrute.com/fight/16129873

http://necroperkele.mybrute.com/fight/16131689

Snatchrex is a effing monster with her leaf.

http://hoondoggan.mybrute.com