SteelyD,
My level 3, Fatbastardboy, who may be the dumbest Brute on the site, just took it to your little snatcher. Wtf was she thinking? She did not pull out the celery stalk and she paid dearly for it.
http://fatbastardboy.mybrute.com
DB
My brute can WHIP yours ass!
So, I’m involved in today’s tourny. So far I’m still in it. Titus is a level 7, but he’s beaten a 17 and a 12 so far on top of 11 other brutes. I never thought he’d make it this far.
I wish I could rename him Grizzly Adams.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
… Damnit! My little blond, Ridiculer, had your snatch against the ropes and then she whipped out the celery stalk. I needed only one more hit to knock you out and you ripped off like 10 straight shots with the stalk. That’s not right.
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My level 3, Fatbastardboy, who may be the dumbest Brute on the site, just took it to your little snatcher. Wtf was she thinking? She did not pull out the celery stalk and she paid dearly for it.
DB[/quote]
See what I’m saying? She just HATES little blondes in her arena. Freakin’ goes psycho-insane with the celery!
Fatboys, not so much 
She’s like ‘yeah, go ahead, kick my ass’…
One tier away from the elite eight … damn … oh well, sign him up again tomorrow
http://supucku.mybrute.com/cellule
The stick is fucking unbeatable! The one time I lost the other dude pulled out his axe, my guy pulled out his staff and just threw it at the guy and missed…k wtf!
Bring it playas!
this is by far my favorite new time waster for work. i have 10 brutes now, which shows you just how bored i am, granted a lot of them are shitty, throw away guys. these are the only ones i like…and i still want a damned bear!
http://triptych.mybrute.com
http://superneeg.mybrute.com
http://smolov.mybrute.com
http://seoul-glow.mybrute.com
http://holmes1.mybrute.com
[quote]R@NE wrote:
My brute can WHIP yours ass!
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So can mine.
http://missfancypants.mybrute.com
The whip is an awesome weapon, especially combined with Herculean strength.
DB
Key to victory here seems to be in challenging brutes that have a lot stronger overall stats but lower hp than yours, those often have less weapons and companions to attack you with.
First I was pissed for having a weak brute, but many of these super strong brutes are fucking pure lunchmeat.
[quote]R@NE wrote:
Key to victory here seems to be in challenging brutes that have a lot stronger overall stats but lower hp than yours, those often have less weapons and companions to attack you with.
First I was pissed for having a weak brute, but many of these super strong brutes are fucking pure lunchmeat.[/quote]
The only key to victory that I see is luck. I have one girl with only a whip. She has only lost one fight, and then, because she threw her whip! Who throws a whip, honestly? I’d also like to know how the hell people get 4,500 pupils.
DB
lol I got gayed twice… My guy either drops his weapon or doesn’t take it out until hes about to die DAMNIT
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
She has only lost one fight, and then, because she threw her whip! Who throws a whip, honestly?
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Especially when someone’s comin’ at you with a handful of freakin’ CELERY!!!
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
I’d also like to know how the hell people get 4,500 pupils.
DB[/quote]
FaceBook???
[quote]RSGZ wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
JUStrength wrote:
BEAST!
if you think so, take on my dude
OleenasNudePix
just put it in a search and lets get it on. my dude is a straight up menace.
Dude, my level 3 just mashed you up:
My Brute [/quote]
yeah i saw that apparently my dude is too braindead to use his spear.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
R@NE wrote:
Key to victory here seems to be in challenging brutes that have a lot stronger overall stats but lower hp than yours, those often have less weapons and companions to attack you with.
First I was pissed for having a weak brute, but many of these super strong brutes are fucking pure lunchmeat.
The only key to victory that I see is luck. I have one girl with only a whip. She has only lost one fight, and then, because she threw her whip! Who throws a whip, honestly? I’d also like to know how the hell people get 4,500 pupils.
DB[/quote]
I suppose if you’re this thread’s OP at some big board like 4Chan it would be quite possible and of course you can make as many pupils for yourself as you like, though I don’t see what the point is.
You’re right though it seems these fights are mostly decided by chance… it’s ridiculous seeing a brute with more than twice mine’s strength continuously hitting several points lower damage than mine does.
I’ll probably go back to it for a week or so before I’m totally bored with it.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
She has only lost one fight, and then, because she threw her whip! Who throws a whip, honestly?
Especially when someone’s comin’ at you with a handful of freakin’ CELERY!!! ;)[/quote]
That one was my fault. I got excited at her potential and threw her in over her head. She wasn’t ready for the celery.
They should give you more experience points for fighting higher-level opponents.
DB
[quote]iamthewolf wrote:
this is by far my favorite new time waster for work. i have 10 brutes now, which shows you just how bored i am, granted a lot of them are shitty, throw away guys. these are the only ones i like…and i still want a damned bear!
http://triptych.mybrute.com
http://superneeg.mybrute.com
http://smolov.mybrute.com
http://seoul-glow.mybrute.com
http://holmes1.mybrute.com [/quote]
I’m either really bored or OCD has reached new depths.
I just created a spreadsheet to track all my brutes, and to rate their efficiency based on a Win:Level ratio. It’s pretty spiffy, also color codes the brutes based on four categories:
Wins > Level x 3
Wins > Level x 2
Wins > Level x 1
Wins < Level x 1
It’s not quite perfect, since the stats can get skewed easily, but it kept me entertained for 20 minutes.
My Favorites:
http://twignberries.mybrute.com
http://bazookabill.mybrute.com
http://thewildkudzoo.mybrute.com
http://squidman4.mybrute.com
(If you think this is bad you should see my spreadsheets for Fallout 3)
http://titusviii.mybrute.com/
http://xblackheartx.mybrute.com
http://bls-berserker.mybrute.com
http://10mmauto.mybrute.com
So I got a little bored…
yea RSGZ i had to come back and kick your ass twice over with 2 different dudes.
GiveMeAnBear is a menace.