Can You Dance?

Well, you guys can dance to get chicks. I’ll stick with pulling stop signs out of the ground.

[quote]gojira wrote:
Dancing is merely a “vertical expression of a horizontal intention” and can tell you quite a bit about a persons…um…rhythym and ability to move their body. A spaz on the dance floor is usually a spaz in the sack.

That’s why guys who can dance get laid. It’s kinda like an audition.[/quote]

Very…very true.

[quote]calgarynewf wrote:
gojira wrote:
Dancing is merely a “vertical expression of a horizontal intention” and can tell you quite a bit about a persons…um…rhythym and ability to move their body. A spaz on the dance floor is usually a spaz in the sack.

That’s why guys who can dance get laid. It’s kinda like an audition.

Thats just nonsense that most women believe. I have been told I am a good dancer, but it is only when its with someone I am comfortable with. I’ve danced with others that got their own style and it isn’t compatible. [/quote]

Stay in denial…

[quote]Swordthrower wrote:

Well, you guys can dance to get chicks. I’ll stick with pulling stop signs out of the ground. [/quote]

Lol, I’m a competitive powerlifter and strongman.

A 260lbs man salsa dancing is a fascinating sight. . . or so I’m told. I do have issues with some of the wraps due to my shoulder flexibility (or lack thereof).

STU

[quote]gojira wrote:
Dancing is merely a “vertical expression of a horizontal intention” and can tell you quite a bit about a persons…um…rhythym and ability to move their body. A spaz on the dance floor is usually a spaz in the sack.

That’s why guys who can dance get laid. It’s kinda like an audition.[/quote]

This would be why I avoid the dance floor like the plague.

I have been told I’m a pretty good dancer, but I fucking hate it, it doesn’t come naturally like everything else I like doing in my life.

[quote]helga wrote:
So that is why I cant dance for more than 20 seconds without collapsing and wanting to sleep.[/quote]

LOL

Can I dance? Not even to save my life…

“You know the whole world loves you when your dancin” Allman Brothers Band

Not much at all, but I did get to take ballroom dancing in school. That was a blast believe it or not

[quote]Rockscar wrote:
gojira wrote:
Dancing is merely a “vertical expression of a horizontal intention” and can tell you quite a bit about a persons…um…rhythym and ability to move their body. A spaz on the dance floor is usually a spaz in the sack.

That’s why guys who can dance get laid. It’s kinda like an audition.

Very…very true. [/quote]

I wouldn’t know Rockscar, all the guys I sleep with can’t dance for shit…

[quote]slimjim wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
gojira wrote:
Dancing is merely a “vertical expression of a horizontal intention” and can tell you quite a bit about a persons…um…rhythym and ability to move their body. A spaz on the dance floor is usually a spaz in the sack.

That’s why guys who can dance get laid. It’s kinda like an audition.

Very…very true.

I wouldn’t know Rockscar, all the guys I sleep with can’t dance for shit…[/quote]

You know how I know you’re gay?.. Because your men can’t dance.

…lets just say I have a sweet pair of these.

I was out Salsa dancing until 3 am last night! I love it!