Anyone know a good burger joint in San Francisco? Just moved here, craving a good burger…did find the best meatloaf and meatball sandwiches I’ve ever had…happened to move two doors down from a old, family owned and ran Italian deli…ummm
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
To look at there not the most appetizing burgers in the world, the meat isnt the meatiest and they are a bit soggy. Some people have claimed it really isnt meat. Also they are Steam fried, which makes the meat have a greyish twinge. Also I believe the onions are dehydrated…which all adds to its unique and full of awesome flavor.
They are really simple…a square “beef” pattie with 4 holes in it chopped onions, pickles, ketchup and cheese. But for some reason its unlike any burger you have ever had…for better or according to some for worse.
Now Im fucking Jonesing for some murder burgers.[/quote]
Soggy, steamed, unmeaty fake hamburgers with dry onions…
Next time I’m in Dallas I will make a special trip because I’m curious how something so disgusting can be good. I honestly want to know and will eat one to see.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Soulja874 wrote:
This thread is about hamburgers now?
Awesome.
I remember eating double cheeseburgers and quarter pounders meals in grade school. My dad hated that I could eat more than him and other grown men at the age of 9.
Think of that what you will.[/quote]
Well looking at your avi you started smoking real, real young.[/quote]
Agreed…never underestimate a 9 year old with some Kush.[/quote]
In the interest of my future professional and political endeavors…
No comment
I love White Castles and it pisses me off that there aren’t any in Georgia. Only some garbage called Krystals. I get a crave case (no damn pickles, God help you if I find pickles) and chicken rings every time I go home to visit.
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
What about murder burgerz, sliders, belly bombers…i.e White Castle! It may be just an east coast thing but once every 2 or three months I knock out about 15 of those delicious delicious burgers of joy, with onions bursting like flavor crystals! for some it makes them shit their brains out but for me it plugs me up for a week.[/quote]
Dude that’s nothing - when I get back to Chicago I kill a 20 sack, cheese fries and a couple cokes. They have Crystal burgers in the south but its not the same. Too salty.
2-3 hours later - Front desk, I need housekeeping up here ASAP. Tell them to wear gloves and masks. There was an explosion!!!
Probably, they’ve only just started training.
[quote]GorillaMon wrote:
Probably, they’ve only just started training. [/quote]
Damn, can we stay on topic, please?
^^^ Just started training at Whataburger.
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
^^^ Just started training at Whataburger.[/quote]
Nah…because he actually found the keys to type that.
rim shot
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
^^^ Just started training at Whataburger.[/quote]
Nah…because he actually found the keys to type that.
rim shot[/quote]
He did fuck up the order though.
I can’t believe, that with all this talk about burgers, not ONE person has made reference to furburgers. Utterly disappointed.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]GorillaMon wrote:
Probably, they’ve only just started training. [/quote]
Damn, can we stay on topic, please?[/quote]
Hows is that not on topic?
If a guy has only been training for a year or less, is it really any surprise he still looks somewhat scrawny?
[quote]GorillaMon wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]GorillaMon wrote:
Probably, they’ve only just started training. [/quote]
Damn, can we stay on topic, please?[/quote]
Hows is that not on topic?
If a guy has only been training for a year or less, is it really any surprise he still looks somewhat scrawny?
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I almost asked is Prof X was extracting the urine…DOH!!!
Shoots self
[quote]dshroy wrote:
I can’t believe, that with all this talk about burgers, not ONE person has made reference to furburgers. Utterly disappointed.[/quote]
Winner, winner chicken dinner!!!
PS. Boston Market has a great chicken dinner.
[quote]Loudog75 wrote:
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
What about murder burgerz, sliders, belly bombers…i.e White Castle! It may be just an east coast thing but once every 2 or three months I knock out about 15 of those delicious delicious burgers of joy, with onions bursting like flavor crystals! for some it makes them shit their brains out but for me it plugs me up for a week.[/quote]
Dude that’s nothing - when I get back to Chicago I kill a 20 sack, cheese fries and a couple cokes. They have Crystal burgers in the south but its not the same. Too salty.
2-3 hours later - Front desk, I need housekeeping up here ASAP. Tell them to wear gloves and masks. There was an explosion!!![/quote]
LMAO…I could only imagine!
[quote]dshroy wrote:
I can’t believe, that with all this talk about burgers, not ONE person has made reference to furburgers. Utterly disappointed.[/quote]
i envy you america, my dream is that one day in-n-out burger comes to brazil
SCUST
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
[quote]Loudog75 wrote:
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
What about murder burgerz, sliders, belly bombers…i.e White Castle! It may be just an east coast thing but once every 2 or three months I knock out about 15 of those delicious delicious burgers of joy, with onions bursting like flavor crystals! for some it makes them shit their brains out but for me it plugs me up for a week.[/quote]
Dude that’s nothing - when I get back to Chicago I kill a 20 sack, cheese fries and a couple cokes. They have Crystal burgers in the south but its not the same. Too salty.
2-3 hours later - Front desk, I need housekeeping up here ASAP. Tell them to wear gloves and masks. There was an explosion!!![/quote]
LMAO…I could only imagine!
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Haha, no doubt.
Why do you guys have to mention whitecastle when I’m up surfing tnation because I can’t sleep? Because I know if I go out and get some I will end up falling asleep right afterwards. There’s just something about going to sleep with them still in your stomach that worsens the ensuing trauma.
[quote]benos4752 wrote:
Anyone know a good burger joint in San Francisco? Just moved here, craving a good burger…did find the best meatloaf and meatball sandwiches I’ve ever had…happened to move two doors down from a old, family owned and ran Italian deli…ummm[/quote]
I’m sure that, if you check properly, you won’t have any troubles finding good meat in San Francisco.
