Can Read But Can't Train?

[quote]MattyXL wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]MattyXL wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
OP my advise unless you post a pict with a shoe or I would suggest you go lift with Matty then come back and post.

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Uh - like making a very large deposit at the nearest bank. But I usually do two big macs and apple pie instead of the mctrouble. Bulking, delicious isn’t it.

LOL Im always looking for a training partner, or at least someone who can help me with my BigMac hangovers from my graveyard shift![/quote]
What is a bigmac hangover?[/quote]

The cheap version of a Pizza Hut hangover. No wings.
[/quote] I still don’t understand. As in cheap food makes you feel shitty?
[/quote]

You clearly have never eaten as much as Matty or me in one sitting.[/quote]

Yeah, eat 2 Big Macs, 1 McDouble large fry and a ummmm diet coke at 3am and tell me how you feel about 10am…[/quote]

[quote]Loudog75 wrote:

[quote]MattyXL wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]MattyXL wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
OP my advise unless you post a pict with a shoe or I would suggest you go lift with Matty then come back and post.

[/quote]

Uh - like making a very large deposit at the nearest bank. But I usually do two big macs and apple pie instead of the mctrouble. Bulking, delicious isn’t it.

LOL Im always looking for a training partner, or at least someone who can help me with my BigMac hangovers from my graveyard shift![/quote]
What is a bigmac hangover?[/quote]

The cheap version of a Pizza Hut hangover. No wings.
[/quote] I still don’t understand. As in cheap food makes you feel shitty?
[/quote]

You clearly have never eaten as much as Matty or me in one sitting.[/quote]

Yeah, eat 2 Big Macs, 1 McDouble large fry and a ummmm diet coke at 3am and tell me how you feel about 10am…[/quote]
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one time after squat workout i ate 4 quarter pounders, i felt magical the next day.

I think this belongs in the “I’m so Swole” thread. I’m going there now to talk about how awesome I am.

[quote]kaisermetal wrote:

[quote]Loudog75 wrote:

[quote]MattyXL wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]MattyXL wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
OP my advise unless you post a pict with a shoe or I would suggest you go lift with Matty then come back and post.

[/quote]

Uh - like making a very large deposit at the nearest bank. But I usually do two big macs and apple pie instead of the mctrouble. Bulking, delicious isn’t it.

LOL Im always looking for a training partner, or at least someone who can help me with my BigMac hangovers from my graveyard shift![/quote]
What is a bigmac hangover?[/quote]

The cheap version of a Pizza Hut hangover. No wings.
[/quote] I still don’t understand. As in cheap food makes you feel shitty?
[/quote]

You clearly have never eaten as much as Matty or me in one sitting.[/quote]

Yeah, eat 2 Big Macs, 1 McDouble large fry and a ummmm diet coke at 3am and tell me how you feel about 10am…[/quote]
[/quote]

one time after squat workout i ate 4 quarter pounders, i felt magical the next day.
[/quote] Once in college I was piss drunk (ok that happened more than once) but I went through the What-a-Burger drive thru and ordered the large triple meat, triple cheese meal with a chicken tender meal on the side. I ate it all and I tell you what, my hangover the following evening when I woke up was horrendous. Way worse than alcohol alone usually.

Only 4 quarter pounders?

I’m sorry, what grade is this?

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Only 4 quarter pounders?

I’m sorry, what grade is this?[/quote]
So what do you think of Fogo de Chau, or my personal favorite a little further up Westheimer, Angus Grill?

So a Quarter Pounder (and a BigMac actually) are just 500 kcal.

I’m going to start eating some junk food soon and I think I will get a MegaBurger from Hesburger.
1100 kcal. I will skip the fries though.

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Only 4 quarter pounders?

I’m sorry, what grade is this?[/quote]
So what do you think of Fogo de Chau, or my personal favorite a little further up Westheimer, Angus Grill?[/quote]

I stick to places that load you up on food…and honestly, the best places for that were Chinese buffets in Florida. I still haven’t found a place that acts like they are trying to kill you with food down here.

The places you mentioned sound like date spots. My mind is usually not on food at times like that.

[quote]Edevus wrote:
So a Quarter Pounder (and a BigMac actually) are just 500 kcal.

I’m going to start eating some junk food soon and I think I will get a MegaBurger from Hesburger.
1100 kcal. I will skip the fries though.[/quote]
Yeah QP’s are for weenies. Triple Whataburger is 1107 cals. Doesn’t include the ocean of a coke or fries though.

[quote]Edevus wrote:
So a Quarter Pounder (and a BigMac actually) are just 500 kcal.

I’m going to start eating some junk food soon and I think I will get a MegaBurger from Hesburger.
1100 kcal. I will skip the fries though.[/quote]

That’s what I meant. I know dudes who can down 4 quarter pounders as a snack before they eat.

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Edevus wrote:
So a Quarter Pounder (and a BigMac actually) are just 500 kcal.

I’m going to start eating some junk food soon and I think I will get a MegaBurger from Hesburger.
1100 kcal. I will skip the fries though.[/quote]
Yeah QP’s are for weenies. Triple Whataburger is 1107 cals. Doesn’t include the ocean of a coke or fries though.[/quote]

I’m totally skipping the fries and the soda. That oil…that sugar…I’ll pass.

Costs 3,70â?¬. For comparison, 500g of ground meat (1500 kcal) is 2â?¬ here.

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Edevus wrote:
So a Quarter Pounder (and a BigMac actually) are just 500 kcal.

I’m going to start eating some junk food soon and I think I will get a MegaBurger from Hesburger.
1100 kcal. I will skip the fries though.[/quote]
Yeah QP’s are for weenies. Triple Whataburger is 1107 cals. Doesn’t include the ocean of a coke or fries though.[/quote]

Well, when I was around 300lbs, I was getting “quadruple whataburgers”. I was also eating those 2-3 times a day…and that was just for those meals.

They knew me by name and would press the grease out on paper towels before they put it on the bun.

try eating that shit without draining it and all you get is grease on a bun.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Only 4 quarter pounders?

I’m sorry, what grade is this?[/quote]
So what do you think of Fogo de Chau, or my personal favorite a little further up Westheimer, Angus Grill?[/quote]

I stick to places that load you up on food…and honestly, the best places for that were Chinese buffets in Florida. I still haven’t found a place that acts like they are trying to kill you with food down here.

The places you mentioned sound like date spots. My mind is usually not on food at times like that.[/quote]

Yes they make good date spots, unless your date doesn’t want to look like a pig. These places serve unlimited amounts of top quality beef. Expensive but if you go for lunch it’s only like $20.

Just check it out man, best “buffet” ever, romantic environment aside.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Edevus wrote:
So a Quarter Pounder (and a BigMac actually) are just 500 kcal.

I’m going to start eating some junk food soon and I think I will get a MegaBurger from Hesburger.
1100 kcal. I will skip the fries though.[/quote]
Yeah QP’s are for weenies. Triple Whataburger is 1107 cals. Doesn’t include the ocean of a coke or fries though.[/quote]

Well, when I was around 300lbs, I was getting “quadruple whataburgers”. I was also eating those 2-3 times a day…and that was just for those meals.

They knew me by name and would press the grease out on paper towels before they put it on the bun.

try eating that shit without draining it and all you get is grease on a bun.[/quote] That is fucking gross dude. I love whataburger but that is just sick.

[quote]kaisermetal wrote:

[quote]Loudog75 wrote:

[quote]MattyXL wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]MattyXL wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
OP my advise unless you post a pict with a shoe or I would suggest you go lift with Matty then come back and post.

[/quote]

Uh - like making a very large deposit at the nearest bank. But I usually do two big macs and apple pie instead of the mctrouble. Bulking, delicious isn’t it.

LOL Im always looking for a training partner, or at least someone who can help me with my BigMac hangovers from my graveyard shift![/quote]
What is a bigmac hangover?[/quote]

The cheap version of a Pizza Hut hangover. No wings.
[/quote] I still don’t understand. As in cheap food makes you feel shitty?
[/quote]

You clearly have never eaten as much as Matty or me in one sitting.[/quote]

Yeah, eat 2 Big Macs, 1 McDouble large fry and a ummmm diet coke at 3am and tell me how you feel about 10am…[/quote]
[/quote]

one time after squat workout i ate 4 quarter pounders, i felt magical the next day.
[/quote]

Well at least it was after a squat workout and not before…

[quote]MattyXL wrote:

[quote]kaisermetal wrote:

[quote]Loudog75 wrote:

[quote]MattyXL wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]MattyXL wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
OP my advise unless you post a pict with a shoe or I would suggest you go lift with Matty then come back and post.

[/quote]

Uh - like making a very large deposit at the nearest bank. But I usually do two big macs and apple pie instead of the mctrouble. Bulking, delicious isn’t it.

LOL Im always looking for a training partner, or at least someone who can help me with my BigMac hangovers from my graveyard shift![/quote]
What is a bigmac hangover?[/quote]

The cheap version of a Pizza Hut hangover. No wings.
[/quote] I still don’t understand. As in cheap food makes you feel shitty?
[/quote]

You clearly have never eaten as much as Matty or me in one sitting.[/quote]

Yeah, eat 2 Big Macs, 1 McDouble large fry and a ummmm diet coke at 3am and tell me how you feel about 10am…[/quote]
[/quote]

one time after squat workout i ate 4 quarter pounders, i felt magical the next day.
[/quote]

Well at least it was after a squat workout and not before…[/quote] Hahahaha

Seen this shit yet??

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/food/the-1-690-calorie-mac-n-cheeseburger-delicious-or-disgusting-2537060

Where in the world is Khalid? Is he still out snapping skinny kids in half?
4 quarter pounders before the real meal? I can barely eat 2.

[quote]jre67t wrote:

Where in the world is Khalid? Is he still out snapping skinny kids in half?
4 quarter pounders before the real meal? I can barely eat 2. [/quote]
I’m thinking the Hulkster looked him up and then fucked him up. He probably growled “Take that hatin’ brother” for good measure.

This thread is about hamburgers now?

Awesome.

I remember eating double cheeseburgers and quarter pounders meals in grade school. My dad hated that I could eat more than him and other grown men at the age of 9.

Think of that what you will.