Kind of a shit workout today. I didn’t really feel like going to the gym - I have epic arse DOMS (to go with my epic arse, no doubt) and generally feel quite tired. My body doesn’t generally like exercising for more than three days in a row and this is day number 4. However, as I’m working the next three days, I wouldn’t have got in another workout until Saturday, I expect. So gym it was.
Thing is, usually, if you don’t feel like going, once you get there and get started, you perk up. Me, not so much. I wanted to go home throughout the entire thing. Nonetheless, this is what I did:
Glute 'hab:
20 hypers
20 reverse hypers with V at top
20 clams (per leg)
20 single leg hip thrusters (foot on high bench) (per leg)
Pigeon pose (yoga arse stretch), 30 secs per leg.
No bosu ball today. Fuck you, bosu ball.
Shoulder/brachialis 'hab (2kg dumbells):
20 lateral raises
20 front raises
20 overhead presses
30 dumbell curls (uh, I zoned out and got carried away)
20 hammer curls
20 bent over raises
20 L raises
5 x Superset:
Deadlift (RDL style): 50kg x 10
Pushups x 10
Y’know, I really have an aversion to bending my knees when I bend over to pick something up. When I tie my shoelaces, it’s with straight legs. It’s almost as though there’s some sore of impingement in the front of my hip that prevents me from bringing my thigh closer to my torso. I just hate the feeling of it. Hence, RDLs.
I did make an effort not to round my back but then 50kg isn’t much (110lbs).
Superset:
Bench Press: Bar x 20, 30kg x 10, 40kg x 5 (left shoulder didn’t feel good so didn’t push)
20kg Dumbell Row x 10/10, 10/10, 10/10
Bench only: 45kg x 5. Form was kind of sucky. I haven’t benched properly in ages and it shows.
Triset:
EZ Bar skull crushers : Bar x 20, Bar +5kg x 15, Bar +10kg x 6 (epic fail!)
EZ Bar closegrip press: Bar x 20, Bar +5kg x 15, Bar +10kg x 10
Hammer curls : 4kg x 20, 6kg x 15, 8kg x 12
Doing the skull crushers and immediately doing a load of presses really does a number on the triceps.
I just wanted out of the gym at that point. I didn’t even stretch. Bad me. But I suppose at least I got in there and did something.
I have to admit my body image is at a low currently, because I can’t get into my (formerly roomy) favourite combats, I can’t do one chin, and I am basically a fat cunt. It’s my own fault because my eating discipline has gone down the crapper. It’s not that I’ve fallen off the wagon, it’s that I missed the wagon entirely and now it’s several miles away and I’m trudging through the mud. I’m sick of this shit. I’m putting myself on shakes and tuna for a week and a half so I can at least shift 7lbs or so by my birthday. It’ll be mostly water, but if I can get into my trousers again I don’t give a shit.
Right, it’s report writing time. Bleh. I will see you on the other side.