Cal's Big Log II: The Revenge

Oh it gets better!
Yesterday I didn’t work out. I had to go in to town (as in centre of London) to get some stuff - new bathrobe (because I’ve literally worn the back out of my existing one), pillows, bedding and crop tops. Ended up buying myself a really expensive gourmet Easter egg and some of those fancy French macaroons (which were fucking delicious, incidentally) just because.

Anyway, towards the end of the evening some smoked venison slices I’d eaten earlier started repeating on me big time. I’d also had a chicken stir fry earlier which was fine, but by the time I got to bed my stomach felt bloated. It’s hot here at the moment (26 degrees) so I already had trouble sleeping, but then I started getting gut spasms. By the time dawn rolled around I was on the toilet pissing rusty water out of my arse. Not good. Not good at all.

Eventually, the, uh, problem eased enough that I could go out for a short (3 mile) run to test out my foot, although I wasn’t going to risk my elephant grey baggy shorts just in case, and I got bloody hot in my black yoga pants. I wore my old Nike Frees (the filthy dirty ones) and the good news was that my foot is fine. I guess the pain was down to sprinting in new shoes - even though they’re the same model, patterns of wear will not be the same as they’re, well, new.

The run itself wasn’t great - I was tired and sluggish due to the interrupted sleep and I guess the dehydration (even though I had about four half paint cups of tea and some water before I left my flat) but I am pleased about the food and the fact I managed not to shit myself in public.

I’ve just eaten two chicken breasts, rice, asparagus and broccoli so I guess the problem is done with. Pretty sure it wasn’t a virus because I felt fine (aside from the tiredness from the lack of good sleep) - no muscle aches or shivers, and no nausea or vomiting. I’m guessing the culprit was the venison slices because it was repeating on me, but since it was vacuum packed and well before its sell by date, I’m a little confused as to why.

Anyway, I’m hoping to still do a long run on Sunday - fingers crossed everything holds up.

Talking of the elbow, it still hurts a lot, especially when I wake up. I’ve been taking ibuprofen, using ibuprofen gel, not to mention my fish oils and glucosamine/MSM/chondroitin caps and I dug out my TENS device and strapped it on, but it’s being stubbornly painful. The tendon inside my elbow is sore but there’s also both tennis and golfer’s elbow pain. It’s like the whole thing is fucked and it’s hard to pinpoint what the actual problem is. Triceps seems fine but biceps is a bit tight and brachioradialis is sore (I tennis ball it a fair bit as that’s my mousing hand). Anyway, hoping rest will sort it out, at least a little bit. It’s going to put a serious dent in my training plans, otherwise.

Ugh sorry for your issues. I was sick like that last week - although I spent 2 days in bed & on the toilet. It was horrible - so I fell your pain there.
Hope that you get to doing better.

pissing rust out the ass… yum!! haha miss all those crazy cal sayings. hope things shape up a bit for ya and some of those niggles/lack of motivation become things of the past.

My mom loves macaroons.

Sorry you were sick. Sounds terrible, I’m happy you didn’t have an accident running either.

Heh, well, shit happens (literally, in this case). Funny thing is that I wasn’t actually sick in so far as a) I didn’t vomit and b) I didn’t feel ill - just had tummy pains and then the galloping squirts. Just curious as to why it happened. In any case, it’s over now. At least I hope so!

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EDIT: I’ve tried to comment on your log twice now. Third time’s the charm. Not I forgot what I was gonna say.

Oh, have fun on Sunday!

Yes - Dye your hair. Silver is only good on about 2% of people.

I’m not graying yet, but things will get expensive when I am.

I’m going to be a flamin’ redhead in the next phase, and I’ll be shelling out for a brazilian too because things are definitely not going gray down there!

Fight! Fight! Fight!

So much to comment on…

The Nike Frees…are your new ones the Free Run +2 model? I’ve been running on the Free Run original model and all was well. I decided I needed a second pair and yesterday bought the 2 model. Mistake. They aren’t the same: the toe box is bigger and the arch is higher and digs into me. I returned them and tracked down another pair of the original Free Runs. Am now happy.

Absolutely dye the gray hairs into oblivion. I am vain enough to spend my last dollar on a good dye job.

The bum elbow sucks. But make a list of every exercise that you can still do and hit all of them while you rest it. That helped me, just seeing the long list.

Easter is this weekend. What is your food plan after that?

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EDIT: I’ve tried to comment on your log twice now. Third time’s the charm. Not I forgot what I was gonna say.

Oh, have fun on Sunday!

Yes - Dye your hair. Silver is only good on about 2% of people.

I’m not graying yet, but things will get expensive when I am.

I’m going to be a flamin’ redhead in the next phase, and I’ll be shelling out for a brazilian too because things are definitely not going gray down there!

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shell for the braz now.

could always color the pubicles, too… :wink:

glad to hear that crap didn’t last.

I’m on the fence for the dye job. have been natural forever. we shall see what I decide when the silvers start showing.

Kimba - both pairs are Free 3.0 - same fit, just different colours. Silly, really.

And I ain’t going grey downstairs yet. I dread the day but no, it’s still fine, thank god. I tried the bald look once but it was very creepy, so I guess I’ll just start plucking the odd grey once they start coming. Hopefully that won’t be for a while yet.

I wanted to supply you with a pic of a grey haired woman with muscles so I googled “grey with muscles” and this is what I got. I rest my case!

It was some gay mans blog “Blond Gym Guy” yes it has been bookmarked, there are many pics like this there:D

well done, charlie.

Niiiiiice.

If you like that then you have to watch this hilariously camp video for Losing My Religion by former gay porn star, Colton Ford. Silver fox + fishnet body suit = win!

Anyway, hit the gym and trained…yeah…legs and arse, as per usual. Did my warm up shit (clams and whatnot) then squatted. I’ve found I can squat more comfortably by adopting a seasonally appropriate crucifiction pose. I experimented with a set of front squats (bar only) but can’t stand the way the bar chokes me.

Bar x 10
30kg x 10
40kg x 10, 8, 8

Man I suck at squats. 40kg = 88lbs for the americans. I don’t understand how some of you can squat 200lbs.

Then did two sets of torture leg extensions (10 reps - hold extended for 1 minute, take three breaths then crank out 10 more reps = 1 set) with 20kg (plate loader machine).

Also two sets of 10 reps per leg on the Cyber bent over ham curl machine (also plate loader).

Then 100 (50 per leg, alternating) step-ups (box, 8 risers + top - I made it high because my elbow can’t cope with holding a dumbell) and 1 set of 10 bulgarian split squats per legs (which were friend by this point).

Was very sweaty by this point so went off to do my stretching. No handstands. Need to rest the elbow.

Gritted my teeth and weighed in. 11 st 3 (157lbs). More than I’d like but not quite panic levels. And my body isn’t actually looking that bad - there’s just a little more jiggle than usual. The machine reckoned my bodyfat was 25%. I take BF measurements with a pinch of salt but I don’t think it’s too far off, actually.

That is right: train what you can do and don’t let what you can’t do stop you. Considering that the scale isn’t totally hating you, maybe pass up a bit of that Easter chocolate. It can’t be as delicious as all that, given the amount of pain it will take to get it off your body later.

I haven’t seen any Nike Free 3.0s here to buy at all. Taking my new Free Runs out for their first run outing today.

the bar chokes me a bit, too, on front squats. still figuring out my balance with them a bit. breathe between reps and it does press down pretty hard on the front of my neck. i think so long as you avoid it pressing down on an artery or something it is ok.

40kg for 10 reps - even for 8 reps is better squatting than me! i don’t know how some people do it, either. but we’ll get there one day :slight_smile: slowly does it, i guess…

I already have my very expensive artisan chocolatier-made egg locked in the cupboard and awaiting Sunday, so there’s no way I’m passing that up! After that, though, it’s back to Strictsville.
I need to get rid of the inflammation in my body and I think diet is crucial for that.

i’ll be interested to hear about how your nutrition affects inflammation - its something i’m trying to figure out for myself, too.

on the aging thing… i do agree about greys often looking tatty when the natural hair color is dark, in particular but… as for signs of aging… it is something i want to embrace rather than dread.

i mean… we are aging from the moment we are born. hitting puberty is a sign of aging etc. guess there is this thing about when people are in their ‘prime’. i’m very suspicious of such notions, though… thinking back in evolutionary time to our ancestors who hung out in small groups… what was the biological value of grandmothers (women post-menopause)? transmission of cultural information, most probably.

aging doesn’t have to be about decrepitude and senility. some of the fittest and most in shape guys in my gym are in their 50’s and 60’s. they look much healthier than the 18 year olds who eat crap and drink beer and talk a lot of shit. age and experience gives us wisdom. ability to tolerate ambiguity. humility (the more you know the more you realize you don’t know shit). and so on… i think there are benefits / advantages quite generally. i want to embrace those rather than thinking i’m ‘past my prime’ or wishing for some idealized past (which some older people do to be sure).

i don’t even think that grey hair really is a sign of aging. i have a lot of friends who started to get greys in their mid twenties. that isn’t old!! sure it isn’t hollywood 18 or 16 or… what is it now??? 14? the pre-pubescent look, even… i can’t even keep up with the ideal anymore… but it isn’t something i aspire to anyways…

but then i was a particularly unhappy teenager. my happiness seems to increase the older i get :slight_smile:

sorry for the rant…

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my happiness seems to increase the older i get :slight_smile:

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it’s the I don’t give a fuck what others think factor. And mine has been growing steadily as I grow older too. I make me happy. period.

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[quote]alexus wrote:

my happiness seems to increase the older i get :slight_smile:

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it’s the I don’t give a fuck what others think factor. And mine has been growing steadily as I grow older too. I make me happy. period.
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Taking care of your body goes a long way as far as looking/feeling young. Also, how you carry yourself and approach life. When I consult with new patients, I am sometimes stunned by how old/young people appear in comparison to their chronological age.

Unsure as to how i will deal with greys once they start to really emerge. I have one and I consider it a badge of honor. First noticed it when I was 27.

On a positive note, a relatively new patient as me if I was ‘about 25’ yesterday. Must be doing something right.

Keep up the good work Cal. Hope the elbow rest and lower inflammation diet improve things so that you can do all the things that you want to and kill it in the gym!

Rest yesterday; gym again today. Was planning on a long run tomorrow so figured it was probably smart not to train legs, but then I can’t train anything else right now. So I trained legs anyway. What the hell.

More endurance/mobility/ass-fixing-type stuff.

20 hypers (bum clenching ones)
20 reverse hypers (I do a V with my legs at the top of the movement to activate the glutes more)
20 clams (per leg)
20 bosu ball sit up and squat things (I don’t stand on the ball - I just like back over it during the sit-up bit. Then I stand up).

This constitutes a warm-up.

Then 100 step ups (50 per leg, alternating) using 8 risers + step.

2 x 10 bulgarian split squats (no weight).

2 x 10 single leg leg extensions (10kg plate)

Squat:

Bar x 10
4 x 30kg squats followed immediately by 10 jumping squats (no weight)

Bent over leg curl: 2 x 20kg (per leg)

A fuck load of stretching.

Breakfast was two eggs scrambled in butter with smoked salmon and a cuppa.

I’ve also just just installed Dragon Age II so if you don’t hear from me for a few days, that’s why. Laters.