Ok, I visited the site, found some funny stuff, so i’m converted - Cute li’l word, that “bro”.
[quote]Oleena wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I used to get off on calling a girl a slut right to her face in a loud, unambiguous manner, especially the dyke-cunt slut who holds the cup of wine at church during communion. I usually follow this up by batting my eyelashes at the priest to throw him off-guard long enough for me to get back to my seat. I don’t go to church anymore for unrelated reasons.
But lately I have found a much better angle. I like to smile at women I meet who won’t immediately sit on my face (they’re clearly lesbians) and show them a lot of teeth, then I roll my eyes into the back of my fucking skull and whisper ever so softly to them that I’ll put them in a fucking rose garden.
Not only does this get me the five-finger salute everytime, I’ve even had a lesbo-twat pull a gun on me. Getting a gun pulled on you by a worthless cum depository? Now THAT’S some serious bro-pointage. What a fucking dude![/quote]
I lolled. I really didn’t want to at this thread Damnit![/quote]
Instead of patronizing me you could vote for me for Best Poster. The hope that someone will vote for me is all I have left. Don’t take this from me.
Just kidding.
Not really.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]Oleena wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I used to get off on calling a girl a slut right to her face in a loud, unambiguous manner, especially the dyke-cunt slut who holds the cup of wine at church during communion. I usually follow this up by batting my eyelashes at the priest to throw him off-guard long enough for me to get back to my seat. I don’t go to church anymore for unrelated reasons.
But lately I have found a much better angle. I like to smile at women I meet who won’t immediately sit on my face (they’re clearly lesbians) and show them a lot of teeth, then I roll my eyes into the back of my fucking skull and whisper ever so softly to them that I’ll put them in a fucking rose garden.
Not only does this get me the five-finger salute everytime, I’ve even had a lesbo-twat pull a gun on me. Getting a gun pulled on you by a worthless cum depository? Now THAT’S some serious bro-pointage. What a fucking dude![/quote]
I lolled. I really didn’t want to at this thread Damnit![/quote]
Instead of patronizing me you could vote for me for Best Poster. The hope that someone will vote for me is all I have left. Don’t take this from me.
Just kidding.
Not really.[/quote]
Well you certainly are one of my favorite posters. We haven’t discovered a topic you aren’t able to discuss with humor and logic. Unfortunately I already put in my vote for IH because he posts more ass 
[quote]Oleena wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]Oleena wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I used to get off on calling a girl a slut right to her face in a loud, unambiguous manner, especially the dyke-cunt slut who holds the cup of wine at church during communion. I usually follow this up by batting my eyelashes at the priest to throw him off-guard long enough for me to get back to my seat. I don’t go to church anymore for unrelated reasons.
But lately I have found a much better angle. I like to smile at women I meet who won’t immediately sit on my face (they’re clearly lesbians) and show them a lot of teeth, then I roll my eyes into the back of my fucking skull and whisper ever so softly to them that I’ll put them in a fucking rose garden.
Not only does this get me the five-finger salute everytime, I’ve even had a lesbo-twat pull a gun on me. Getting a gun pulled on you by a worthless cum depository? Now THAT’S some serious bro-pointage. What a fucking dude![/quote]
I lolled. I really didn’t want to at this thread Damnit![/quote]
Instead of patronizing me you could vote for me for Best Poster. The hope that someone will vote for me is all I have left. Don’t take this from me.
Just kidding.
Not really.[/quote]
Well you certainly are one of my favorite posters. We haven’t discovered a topic you aren’t able to discuss with humor and logic. Unfortunately I already put in my vote for IH because he posts more ass :/[/quote]
You can take it back, Oleena. I’ll be ok…
[quote]eic wrote:
Why play with around with “slut” or “bitch,” when you can go straight for “cunt”? Game-changer. [/quote]
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Oleena wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]Oleena wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I used to get off on calling a girl a slut right to her face in a loud, unambiguous manner, especially the dyke-cunt slut who holds the cup of wine at church during communion. I usually follow this up by batting my eyelashes at the priest to throw him off-guard long enough for me to get back to my seat. I don’t go to church anymore for unrelated reasons.
But lately I have found a much better angle. I like to smile at women I meet who won’t immediately sit on my face (they’re clearly lesbians) and show them a lot of teeth, then I roll my eyes into the back of my fucking skull and whisper ever so softly to them that I’ll put them in a fucking rose garden.
Not only does this get me the five-finger salute everytime, I’ve even had a lesbo-twat pull a gun on me. Getting a gun pulled on you by a worthless cum depository? Now THAT’S some serious bro-pointage. What a fucking dude![/quote]
I lolled. I really didn’t want to at this thread Damnit![/quote]
Instead of patronizing me you could vote for me for Best Poster. The hope that someone will vote for me is all I have left. Don’t take this from me.
Just kidding.
Not really.[/quote]
Well you certainly are one of my favorite posters. We haven’t discovered a topic you aren’t able to discuss with humor and logic. Unfortunately I already put in my vote for IH because he posts more ass :/[/quote]
You can take it back, Oleena. I’ll be ok…[/quote]
Oh come on tiger, who are we fooling. We both know you’ll be crushed if I snip the last string upon which your fragile self-esteem rests- who’s the most popular in the “Get a life” forum.
[quote]clockworkchad wrote:
I really do think the website is satire. The unfortunate thing is that there are kids following it that are too dumb to realize its making fun of them. im hoping for post #200 he says something like ‘Gotcha, this website was making fun of you, you’re all worthless over-privileged drains on society’. I do laugh my ass off at alot of the posts though, and comments. [/quote]
The belief that the site is satire gives to much credit to the bro-therhood.
These are bros. This is what bros do. Bros like this site.