[quote]gregron wrote:
if you wanna really shock them telling a girl to “shut your cockholster” will usually do[/quote]
This is akin to the ole “if I wanted your lip I’d unzip my pants.”
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
[quote]gregron wrote:
if you wanna really shock them telling a girl to “shut your cockholster” will usually do[/quote]
This is akin to the ole “if I wanted your lip I’d unzip my pants.”[/quote]
Or my personal favs, “You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me!”
V
[quote]gregron wrote:
if you wanna really shock them telling a girl to “shut your cockholster” will usually do[/quote]
noted. I like that one.
Damn, I missed out on this!?!
How abouts “cum guzzling gutter slut? Thunder cunt? Cock gobbling whore?”
You can’t go wrong with whore pronounced sopranos style, aka “Hoo-ar” and not “Hoar”
Where all the sluts at? Also PMPM didn’t respond to a single one of my insults. That means they stung. Sorry PMPM you play with the big dogs, you gonna get yo ass handed to you on a silver platter.
V
I really want that t-shirt of Sarah Palin where under her picture it says “Slam Piece” lol. Im totally using slam piece all the time now.
^ I woudl’ve imagined that phrase was in your daily vernacular SA
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Where all the sluts at? Also PMPM didn’t respond to a single one of my insults. That means they stung. Sorry PMPM you play with the big dogs, you gonna get yo ass handed to you on a silver platter.
V[/quote]
She flat out admitted she wants me, that’s all I care. She’s probably off dreaming about it.
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Where all the sluts at? Also PMPM didn’t respond to a single one of my insults. That means they stung. Sorry PMPM you play with the big dogs, you gonna get yo ass handed to you on a silver platter.
V[/quote]
She flat out admitted she wants me, that’s all I care. She’s probably off dreaming about it.[/quote]
DD’s right. I’ve been with my massage therapist for hours, my hand was cramping pretty badly.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Where all the sluts at? Also PMPM didn’t respond to a single one of my insults. That means they stung. Sorry PMPM you play with the big dogs, you gonna get yo ass handed to you on a silver platter.
V[/quote]
She flat out admitted she wants me, that’s all I care. She’s probably off dreaming about it.[/quote]
DD’s right. I’ve been with my massage therapist for hours, my hand was cramping pretty badly.[/quote]
Does your “massage the-rapist” take D batteries or is it equipped with a wall outlet plug?
V
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Sorry Mascherano you play with the big dogs, you gonna get yo ass spanked with a silver platter.
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slam piece is the best phrase to come out of this thread so far (one that I hadnt heard before)
ROFL!!!
Anonymous said…
I was rollin at a super bowl pregame and naturally, lifting comes up. This one big quiet dude who lives at a gym comes in and starts fucking curling me right there, and I'm 150. Fuckin bro.
March 4, 2010 8:56 PM
Anonymous said…
You weigh 150? You are not a bro. You sound more like a fat girl.
I need that “dont Ice me bro” shirt so bad
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Bro-bby Budnick said…
I went to a stupidass sorority date party once. I got wasted, grinded on sluts all night, then got some ass. In between that, I did something awesome.
So, after the party... I get back at my slutty date's apartment and we start messing around. I realize I have to shit and bad enough that I just cant hold it. I tell her I need to "get ready" in the bathroom, so she excuses me...
When I enter the bathroom, I see the toilet. Obviously this would be most people's choice, but not mine. I also see a bath tub, with the shower curtain pulled shut. I open the curtain, sit on the side of the tub, and shit all over it. I'm so fucking pumped at this point and laughing my ass off that I can hardly keep quiet. When I finish, I close the curtain, wipe my ass, and head out to her room to fuck the shit out of her.
The next morning she sees it, I hear her, and I immediately start thinking, "oh shit". Little did I know, when we came back and were having loud animal sex, her roommate was already passed out in the next bedroom. I guess she was so wasted that night (she wasnt at the date party), that she didnt remember what she did. So she apologized for shitting in the tub. So fucking funny.
My last night ever at school, I banged this girl again. Right before I blew it on her face, I asked if she remembered when her roommate shit in the tub. She replied "Yea, why?" and then I told her it was me as I blew on her face. I just put my pants on & left.
Dumb slut. With a shitty tub.
Anonymous said…
Brochella
I was at a formal with a slam piece (10 points) and was fuckin hammered. Shit was boring, so i start to look around for something to amuse me and then i spot it. A big fucking glob of butter on the dinner plate. I look for the most annoying girl and hurl back and throw a missle for a touchdown! Direct hit in the hair! Literally a good 60 foot throw from the dinner table to the dance floor. The highlights made ESPN's top 10 causing all sorts of drama and chaos amongst bras while all the bros are high fiving! And i still fucked my slampiece that night. So how many points is that?
shaquille Bro’neil said…
Last formal I went to, I took two different slam pieces to pound town in one evening. The second one knew I already banged the first one, but thats what happens to bras when you let them get dressed up, they get moist.
in all seriousness, real bro's don't need a special event to get laid. It's what we do best.
oh, and... liking dave matthews is as straight as an eight.
80's tunes is bro music. play that noise on the reg.
I’m kinda partial to calling them, “bya, bya, bya” (Straight from the Bang Bus) High Five, Bro!
[quote]Arem wrote:
"Can I get you a drink?
-“sorry I have a boyfriend”
“What? I said you look like a slut”[/quote]
Reminds me of this one (works best in a club where you’re shouting to talk):
Bro- “Hey, do you wanna dance?”
Her- “umm, No?” or <<>>
Bro- “NO, I said, ‘you look fat in those pants!!’”