Calling All Scandinavians

[quote]Amonero wrote:
Norwegian girls rock in every way.

Beautiful, willing, open, under-loved, unfulfilled and surrounded by male pussies. Makes it easy for the rest of us.[/quote]

Funny. I find American girls so much more easy going. Whenever I speak to an American woman we seem to hit it off right away. Most Norwegian girls on the other hand seem reserved and a bit too prim and proper for my liking.

There are of course huge differences within Norway. In some smaller places and societal layers there is an accumulation of…Undesireable women, true. Norway probably can’t compete with some Baltic and Easter European countries as far as beauty goes either - talked to an Estonian girl yesterday, beautiful, and she said she felt average in Norway and like a pile of shit in Estonia. What experiences you do have with them though will of course be heavily coloured by who you are - some have it easier than other. The same stuck up chick you just talked to will be cool to someone she likes.

[quote]captaincalvert wrote:

[quote]Amonero wrote:
Norwegian girls rock in every way.

Beautiful, willing, open, under-loved, unfulfilled and surrounded by male pussies. Makes it easy for the rest of us.[/quote]

Funny. I find American girls so much more easy going. Whenever I speak to an American woman we seem to hit it off right away. Most Norwegian girls on the other hand seem reserved and a bit too prim and proper for my liking.[/quote]

For the most part what i’ve noticed for Swedish girls at least (cant speak for the other Scandinavian countries) is that when in Sweden they tend to be really reserved and cold. What’s funny is as he soon as they step foot abroad they turn into these insatiable horny sluts. The difference is incredible!

As far as beauty in Europe goes I have to hand it to Hungary. I spent a week in Budapest once, and it was like ugly had ceased to exist. Supernatural! :slight_smile:

Maybe that goes for American women as well. The ones I base my observations on were on vacation in Europe. :slight_smile:

[quote]captaincalvert wrote:

Maybe that goes for American women as well. The ones I base my observations on were on vacation in Europe. :-)[/quote]

haha to be fair i’ve found that with most of the american girls i’ve met but like you they’ve always been in europe.

[quote]Amonero wrote:
There are of course huge differences within Norway. In some smaller places and societal layers there is an accumulation of…Undesireable women, true. Norway probably can’t compete with some Baltic and Easter European countries as far as beauty goes either - talked to an Estonian girl yesterday, beautiful, and she said she felt average in Norway and like a pile of shit in Estonia. What experiences you do have with them though will of course be heavily coloured by who you are - some have it easier than other. The same stuck up chick you just talked to will be cool to someone she likes.[/quote]

I actually live in Estonia and the average girl looks muuuuuch better than anything I have seen before. Then we have the Russias…oh my!

I come from the South of Europe, so here I have a big advantage, but in Norway I was kinda surprised how distant girls were. It’s also true that I have changed a lot, both physically and psychologically, but still.

Ahh…Protestant Monarchs…leads to liberalism and socialism. Sweet.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
Ahh…Protestant Monarchs…leads to liberalism and socialism. Sweet.[/quote]

And we stopped believing in fantasy creatures in the sky named “God”.
Scandinavia is truly amazing. Please come visit.

[quote]And we stopped believing in fantasy creatures in the sky named “God”.
Scandinavia is truly amazing. Please come visit.[/quote]

That’s all well and good, but to our utter embarrasment we also still have a member of the royal family in Norway who not only believes in angels and all manner of new age mumbo-jumbo, but also claims to be chatting regularly with the dead. She makes a lot of money running a school where she teaches people how to become just as insane as her. If her brother dies prematurely she’ll be the next queen, which in turn will spur me on to start a serious campaign against the monarchy.

[quote]Quick Ben wrote:
So, who here lives and trains in Oslo?[/quote]

Moving to oslo, looking for a good gym, any recomandations ? Don’t really like SATS / SPENTS / ELIXIA etc. I want a REAL gym

[quote]JonDoh wrote:

[quote]Quick Ben wrote:
So, who here lives and trains in Oslo?[/quote]

Moving to oslo, looking for a good gym, any recomandations ? Don’t really like SATS / SPENTS / ELIXIA etc. I want a REAL gym [/quote]

http://www.haraldsgym.no/

I’m from Oslo, but I work for one of those companies you mention, so it would be disloyal of me to recommend someone else. The gyms you mention aren’t all alike by the way. There are huge differences in equipment from one gym to the next within the same gym chain, so browse around and you may find something to your liking after all. If you’re into oly-lifting it’ll be difficult though. I have yet to see a platform anywhere.

[quote]captaincalvert wrote:
I’m from Oslo, but I work for one of those companies you mention, so it would be disloyal of me to recommend someone else. The gyms you mention aren’t all alike by the way. There are huge differences in equipment from one gym to the next within the same gym chain, so browse around and you may find something to your liking after all. If you’re into oly-lifting it’ll be difficult though. I have yet to see a platform anywhere.[/quote]

it’s not that I can’t work out at these places, and I know a lot of them are great. But they don’t give me the “gym feeling.”

[quote]yngvea wrote:

[quote]JonDoh wrote:

[quote]Quick Ben wrote:
So, who here lives and trains in Oslo?[/quote]

Moving to oslo, looking for a good gym, any recomandations ? Don’t really like SATS / SPENTS / ELIXIA etc. I want a REAL gym [/quote]

http://www.haraldsgym.no/[/quote]

I’ll check it out.

Anyone know about the standard on the UIO gym’s ? Are they any good?

Re. JonDoh

I noticed you just joined by the way, so welcome to what is possibly the greatest training site and community on the net!

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
Ahh…Protestant Monarchs…leads to liberalism and socialism. Sweet.[/quote]

“Socialism”
Generous welfare system, high wages, functioning economies and the happiest people on earth (Explore the Happiest Countries in the World | Global Happiness Map)

U jelly?

P.S: In the new avatar, you look quite constipated. Stick up the ass, much?

[quote]dre1986 wrote:
I’m half swedish (fathers side). Not lived in Sweden since i was 15 and when i did live there i didnt enjoy it much. Lived in Malmo which is considered the worst place to live in the country which may explain it. I did spend a lot of time in Copenhagen though which i loved. Much more liberal and people were a lot more friendly.

Cant say i’ve met any Norwegians or Icelanders so cant really comment and only ever met on Finn who was a nice guy. Have to agree with Amonero though about the Danes, they do make talking tough on themselves…lol, sounds like they’ve got something really hot in their mouth. [/quote]

You were an angry teen back then I presume, but what makes Malmö so horrible? I might be moving there because of work, so any insight would be appreciated.

Those 2 last posts are full of win

Scandinavia has given us some of the best metal bands ever. Amon Amarth, Immortal, Wintersun, Kalmah, Dark Tranquillity… early Satyricon and early In Flames… fuck yeah.