Calisthenics for 6 Months, Progress Slower Than What is Normal

Have you tried hitting it?

There is another more complicated option but lets go with simplest first.

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Perhaps another type of shoe?

Helps if you hold up a current one in your photo.

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Guys. My test results came back. I’m a genius. Top 2 percent!

I took this over the winter while splitting some wood.

Why would anybody even do something like this?

It doesn’t take too much imagination to see this as a perspective trick using some regular sized logs and your tiny, tiny feet. So the answer to your question is that it’s obviously better to be chopping huge pieces of wood with a normal sized shoe than it is to be chopping small pieces of wood with those baby feet you got there.

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What version of 531 have the feet been running?
They wont gain mass on BBB, there isnt enough volume.

I prefer “smurfy” or “smurf like” if you don’t mind.

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Sorry, too gender specific. You alienate the Smurfettes with this. Perhaps…Smurf-fluid? Pan-smurf?

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Non-binary smurf-kin is the preferred pronoun.

Probably

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Pretty sure Smurf-fluid was something Gargamel was trying to make…

just gotta get that oxy script at the pharmacy drive-thru right babe

I hate painkillers more than I hate pain.

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