Yeah, you read correctly… If you’re wanting to pick up some husky gals down at the bar, smelling like a scrumptous flame-broiled whopper might be the way. The BK lounge apparently has some cologne/body spray coming out. Weird.
http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1312066/burger_kings_cologne_is_a_meatscented.html?cat=3
This is an odd choice for a body spray. If I had a choice of smelling like food, it would be skittles or pinapple.
Is this a joke or are they hoping to make money on this? What exactly is their target audience?..
Oh, and I’d totally buy a Pina Colada-scented cologne.
count me in!
It’s just stupid enough to sell, people are going to buy it to show their friends or just to have.
[quote]Artem wrote:
Is this a joke or are they hoping to make money on this? What exactly is their target audience?..
Oh, and I’d totally buy a Pina Colada-scented cologne. [/quote]
I think they chose you as their target audience.
And my guess on why they decided to make a body spray is “MMMmmmm, smells like someones eating a burger… damn I really want fast food now!”
That is sexy. You know it, don’t try to hide it.
[quote]Otep wrote:
That is sexy. You know it, don’t try to hide it.[/quote]
I’d put my dick in it.
[quote]Otep wrote:
That is sexy. You know it, don’t try to hide it.[/quote]
Hold up…is that MAYONNAISE?!
No thanks.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Otep wrote:
That is sexy. You know it, don’t try to hide it.
Hold up…is that MAYONNAISE?!
No thanks.[/quote]
Uh…that’s not mayo.
A man’s got his needs.
I see it now the Whopper body spray commercial, kinda like those Axe commercials but with opposite results…attracting fat hungry ladies to whom has the spray on… YUM!
Is that cologne comestible? Can I spray some on salad and broccoli?
[quote]Artem wrote:
Is this a joke or are they hoping to make money on this? What exactly is their target audience?..[/quote]
Their target audience is all of media who will pick up this story and give them free publicity during the Christmas holiday.
Reminds me of that Axe Chocolate body spray. At first I thought it was the stupidest thing and then I realized the genius of it. A bunch of girls I know tell me they have “chocolate cravings” when they are on their periods. How simple!
Maybe some other girls crave hamburgers when they’re ovulating or something. Who knows?
This review had me laughing:
[quote]Reviewer: jerry sandusky from Rochester Hills, MI United States
I received my Flame cologne 3 days ago…the last 72 hours have been amazing. As soon as it arrived I decided to spritz my neck with a tiny sampling before heading out to do some grocery shopping. At first I thought it was coincidence…I saw two different ladies in the produce area tilt their head back as their eyebrows raised, then slowly, slowly lowered. Then again, in the deli, a gaze of familar wonderment overcame a female patron as I stood next to her as she oogled the $8.99/lb. roast beef. Ten minutes later, at the fresh meat counter, I bumped into Betty… As she asked the butcher for a 16 oz. porterhouse, she must have “sensed” me… She said “Hi”, nostrils flared. Needless to say, the ground chuck wasnt the only grinding going on this night… Thanks BK!!![/quote]
[quote]pzehtoeur wrote:
Reminds me of that Axe Chocolate body spray. At first I thought it was the stupidest thing and then I realized the genius of it. A bunch of girls I know tell me they have “chocolate cravings” when they are on their periods. How simple!
Maybe some other girls crave hamburgers when they’re ovulating or something. Who knows?
This review had me laughing:
Reviewer: jerry sandusky from Rochester Hills, MI United States
I received my Flame cologne 3 days ago…the last 72 hours have been amazing. As soon as it arrived I decided to spritz my neck with a tiny sampling before heading out to do some grocery shopping. At first I thought it was coincidence…I saw two different ladies in the produce area tilt their head back as their eyebrows raised, then slowly, slowly lowered. Then again, in the deli, a gaze of familar wonderment overcame a female patron as I stood next to her as she oogled the $8.99/lb. roast beef. Ten minutes later, at the fresh meat counter, I bumped into Betty… As she asked the butcher for a 16 oz. porterhouse, she must have “sensed” me… She said “Hi”, nostrils flared. Needless to say, the ground chuck wasnt the only grinding going on this night… Thanks BK!!!
[/quote]
oh lawd
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
Otep wrote:
That is sexy. You know it, don’t try to hide it.
I’d put my dick in it.[/quote]
I want it to put its dick in me.
Wouldn’t this work better as a perfume for a woman to attract a man?
[quote]Christine wrote:
Wouldn’t this work better as a perfume for a woman to attract a man?[/quote]
I’d totally go for a girl that’s hot and can hook me up with BK all the time.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Otep wrote:
That is sexy. You know it, don’t try to hide it.
Hold up…is that MAYONNAISE?!
No thanks.[/quote]
Yeah mayo on a fast food burger (and in general) can’t be good.
I would imagine this body spray screams I WORK @ BK.
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Otep wrote:
That is sexy. You know it, don’t try to hide it.
Hold up…is that MAYONNAISE?!
No thanks.
Yeah mayo on a fast food burger (and in general) can’t be good.
I would imagine this body spray screams I WORK @ BK.[/quote]
When I was in high school, I worked for Jack In the Box. I don’t think that I will ever forget how rank the uniform smelled after a shift. It is really not something that you would bottle.
If only it just smelled like mayonnaise.