I’m a gym owner and here dumb things everyday that make me laugh. This is by far the worst advise I’ve ever heard. A man in his 50’s was telling a big group of highschool kids not to work in or go to a fast food place because all the fat and grease that they cook with floats in the air and will absorb in your skin and make you fat.
Please tell me I have not missed some new study and I can go on with the belief that he is a dumbass!! He had these kids scared to death.
By the way “GSP is going to tear Hughes a new one!”
[quote]tgatl wrote:
I’m a gym owner and here dumb things everyday that make me laugh. This is by far the worst advise I’ve ever heard. A man in his 50’s was telling a big group of highschool kids not to work in or go to a fast food place because all the fat and grease that they cook with floats in the air and will absorb in your skin and make you fat.
Please tell me I have not missed some new study and I can go on with the belief that he is a dumbass!! He had these kids scared to death.
By the way “GSP is going to tear Hughes a new one!”[/quote]
yeah, yeah… I type fast and didn’t spell things right. I know!!!
That’s actually true. Studies in quantum tunnelling have shown that high energy electrons will destabilize in outer orbitals causing a quantum disturbance at unpredictable spacial points. Fats have high levels of strong covalent electron bindings which contribute to the quantum interference. This in-turn allows fat molecules to tunnel through cutaneous membranes and stabilize within weak bioelectric fields such as are present under the skin. Fast food places are truly dangerous.
[quote]GhostNtheSystem wrote:
That’s actually true. Studies in quantum tunnelling have shown that high energy electrons will destabilize in outer orbitals causing a quantum disturbance at unpredictable spacial points. Fats have high levels of strong covalent electron bindings which contribute to the quantum interference. This in-turn allows fat molecules to tunnel through cutaneous membranes and stabilize within weak bioelectric fields such as are present under the skin. Fast food places are truly dangerous.
By the way, I made all that up. [/quote]
While that may be made up, the vegetable oil in the air can clog your pores a bit, giving the “pizza-faced nerd” some more pepperoni.
[quote]Xyo_II wrote:
GhostNtheSystem wrote:
That’s actually true. Studies in quantum tunnelling have shown that high energy electrons will destabilize in outer orbitals causing a quantum disturbance at unpredictable spacial points. Fats have high levels of strong covalent electron bindings which contribute to the quantum interference. This in-turn allows fat molecules to tunnel through cutaneous membranes and stabilize within weak bioelectric fields such as are present under the skin. Fast food places are truly dangerous.
By the way, I made all that up.
While that may be made up, the vegetable oil in the air can clog your pores a bit, giving the “pizza-faced nerd” some more pepperoni. [/quote]
I have to second this.
When reading the OP, i was thinking “whats wrong with this” untill the words “acne” was replaced wit hthe word “fat”… then again, borat convinced people he didn’t know how to take a shit =D
[quote]GhostNtheSystem wrote:
That’s actually true. Studies in quantum tunnelling have shown that high energy electrons will destabilize in outer orbitals causing a quantum disturbance at unpredictable spacial points. Fats have high levels of strong covalent electron bindings which contribute to the quantum interference. This in-turn allows fat molecules to tunnel through cutaneous membranes and stabilize within weak bioelectric fields such as are present under the skin. Fast food places are truly dangerous.
By the way, I made all that up. [/quote]
Awesome!
With skills like that you could get a big $$$ job doing ‘science’ for some of the less scrupulous supplement companies.
[quote]tgatl wrote:
I’m a gym owner and here dumb things everyday that make me laugh. This is by far the worst advise I’ve ever heard. A man in his 50’s was telling a big group of highschool kids not to work in or go to a fast food place because all the fat and grease that they cook with floats in the air and will absorb in your skin and make you fat.[/quote]
According to his logic, it’s all okay as long as you go to the drive-thru.
I like the idea of being able to smell a T-bone all day in order to get your protein intake.