you sure know how to pick your princes!
big farty testicular princes 
nadia–ha!! I’d be mad at that!
My ex used to do that whole “I’m your trainer push harder, I know your limits and you don’t” stuff to me and it went over BAD, and its probably why I train alone at all costs. I don’t respond well to that kind of encouragement for lifting–AT ALL! Maybe I’m a baby, but for me I think I have no trouble pushing myself, some dude trying to tell me how I feel in a drill srgt. insulting way is going to get nothing form me. I end up shutting down and its over!
I’m going to play around this weekend at the turbo strongman gym down my street though!—but with COOL CHICKS. Much better 
MIM! N! He’s the best! Right now its separation anxiety desensitized day. He gets antsy when I’m not in the room, so its training day. I have high hopes…he’s becoming increasingly more Mastiff-lazy, just like I like em
hahaha abt the bench spotters.
@ efs they let ya struggle a bit, yelling at and berating you until they think you’ve had enough, then they take it.
unless you’re about to dump it on your face or belly, then its a quick grab. same with squats.
my fav pre-lift encouragement- “you can do this. so don’t fuck it up.”
and more lols abt dogfarts.
(i hate your dl a lil)
CBEAR—oh no!! I don’t like that kinda stuff for me !!
I’m all about positive and cheering. I was raised in a strict catholic family…I’m well over that style of disciple!! All about being positive for the fun things in life for this Brute
here’s my measuremtns to play along with Bre and Cbear.
used a tool kit adjustable tape measure.
boobies- 39" that was a suprise!! could have fooled me.
smallest part of waist-33" I’ve never had a waist. ever.
thigh- 24" measured the biggest area
butt- 40" measured the biggest area
above knee-18"
back-under boobs-37"
bicep flexed- 14"
calves flexed- 16"
neck normal- 14"
wt 174
height 5’9"
hair red and driving me crazy. i want to cut it all off.
eyes blu
organ donor type O positive
dog-93# gorgeous, brown brindle :)!!
age 29. teeth–all of them except wisdom teeth… vision- poor. right handed nail polish neon orange hands, coral orange toes.
I’ll have to remember to stretch my hammies out by dl’ing 225x22… Yea right.
Oohhh don’t you just want hug that pup!
Love that pupper!
Saturday I’m getting up early to help spouse put the boat in at Cherry Creek, and then coming over to Colorado Pro. There should be at least five of us, maybe seven or more. Plus we get to use the equipment that they will be using at Parker Days, which is very nice.
I’m really nervous about the competition axle clean and press, it is 140 for reps, and I might get it once. 
I will warn you, last time I went the figure girls were walking around in their thongs. In public. Eww. The boys loved it, of course.
The boys are definitely “boys will be boys” types, they talk about sex and farting and all that stuff. But they were uniformly positive and cheery, not anything “GRRR YOU SUCK DO IT” type stuff.
look at those big bear paws!!
Aww the new lover is so cute!
Now I feel like I need to put measurements up too. Peer pressure. Frenchie did it, you did it…
i know what you mean about needing a bench spotter, being raised catholic, and dog farts! LOL!
Have fun doing the strongman thing this weekend!
power thank you 
You can come over and party with the two of us anytime as well!
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Veg- I’m sure it’ll be way cool, going to see cool chicks I’m sure your measurements are great, I LOVE YOUR LEGS …and triceps…and booty…I love the whole veg ! ! ! !
PMPM–I’m excited to try and FAIL at the axles myself. Don’t even worry Parker Days ! I’ll pop in to cheer on you–and think Snap said she might too) for a limited sun exposure. But really, its only your 2nd comp and that shit is awkward as all hell!!! You’ll kill em more and more I have no doubts.
I’m kind excited to see the bikini chicks, only because I’ve never seen any. I like new human specimens! very exciting I might have you bench spot me…if I you are willing? I’ll try my hardest in front of you…;}
I was nervous i wouldn’t be able to go, but I tested my Nigel today and he did GREAT for his first home alone experience. I ran out to the gym, was back within 30 mins but I’m very proud! Tomorrow I’m going to try for an hour or so while I’m at the turbo gym
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today quickie dl’s long walk a few hours before, about a 2 hour nap, then ran to gym. did some glute activation and bird dogs to warm up.
bar, 135, 185, 225, 255, 275x 10, 285x5, 295x3, 310, 320, and about 80% of 330. I could have mangled it up, but it would have been ugly and probably bad for my back. I’m trying to be smart and not force retardation for the sake of one lift.
had to run home for my baby so no more.
It would be an honor to spot you and watch you get a new PR!
YEAH! ! ! ! ! I HOPE SO! !
Your new dog is awesome-
so is your high rep training,
your grip must be great.
nice work.
thanks for listing your blood type and finger nail polish you’re such a positive thinker now I MIGHT try and measure myself. Need to find tape measure first.
Fack, those deadlifts!
Puppieeeeeee! He looks precious.
I can has your DL plz?
Everything going on in here makes me smile, like this:
330 within the month I reckon. nod
good on you for not wrecking yourself. glad to hear your puppy training is going well.
Yay for the 2 hour nap! SCORE! That dog is such a cutie pie. And I’m envious of your Colorado Coven up there. sigh…
you looooove your DLs dontcha?
How is the back feelin nowadays?