I offer this story from my o-lift practice tonight. Why? You led me to start them, you’ve been generous with blooper videos in the past, and you could use a laugh (I laughed, anyway :D).
So I’m working on my C&J. I shouldn’t be, because I have a squirrely ankle, but there I am anyway. Only other person lifting weights is skinny awkward kid, who I have much empathy for. I’ve worked my way up to 79.5kgs and am planning to single this several times.
I step up to the bar, grab it in the middle, slide my hands out to the rings and back to the middle. Back once more to just before the rings (where I like to grip it), roll the bar out and back. Take my breath of air, visualize, and sit down with my butt way down and chest up (this ‘always’ feels wrong, p.s.).
Smooth off the floor, deliberate even. As the bar crosses my knees I push into the floor hard and hip bump it, shrugging and coming up on the balls of my feet. Everything going according to plan, feels like a good clean so far. The bar is almost at the apex of its ascent (can it be that? Right before it starts to fall anyway) and I drop down under and flip elbows around. Time seems to slow down…
…because my right foot feels this is the time to dance. Toes off the ground and turning to the inside, heel sliding over to line up straight again. Toes off and back to the outside, heel follows again. Then some sort of random hop/slide move forward and left at the same time. I’m thinking ‘holy shit, I’m about to eat this bar’. In what has to be the proudest moment of my day I manage to adjust the rest of my body and sit back enough to catch it. I’m now at the bottom position and facing about ten o’ clock.
I stand up with it and look over at skinny awkward kid. His eyes are pretty wide, his mouth is open. I say to him, with a laugh, “I have no idea how that didn’t end in utter disaster.” Jerk that sucker up, lock it, and set it down. He says, very slowly: “Dude. Are you okay?” I grin and tell him I’m fine.
I only wish I had a video, so I could see if it looks as crazy as it felt when it was happening.
Anywho, peace. 