Hey guys… hope this new update finds you all in good health and spirits!!
Thanks for following along with my training log, and giving me encouragement.
My wife actually got bent out of shape 2 days ago. One of her girlfriends came over to the house, and commented that “I was really looking good” and that I was “getting jacked”… whilst eyeing me up and down as I stood in the kitchen while I was eating a can of water packed tuna.
She hasn’t acted jealous (of another female) in about 10 years I think.
I felt dirty, like a common a piece of meat… lol…
Freakin’ hot here today… 33 degrees celsius in my backyard as I right this. I think that is like 96f degrees for my American buds… my igloo is starting to melt!
The “humidex” (according to the news) is 38 degrees celsius… so double that… and add 30… will give you approx. Farenheit temp.
I love the heat (even the humidity), I just like to get acclimatized first. 2 weeks ago we had snow on the ground, yesterday it was 20 degrees celsius… and a day later, this.
So, I was off June 4th and 5th… although I was supposed to work out yesterday. A couple of friends and I ended up on a patio after work for a “quick” beer… and you can guess what happened.
3 hours and many beer later, coupled with 4-5 unanswered voice messages on my c-phone from the lovely bride… I had a decision to make. Go train and end up divorced, or go home.
So… I am gonna miss her, she was a… just kidding!
My diet plan was off the charts yesterday… wings, beer etc., so I am not going to post it. As Skidmark would say… FEH!!!
So, had to punish myself today. Had an awesome workout and have eaten really clean all day.
Funny, as the weather gets nicer my discipline wavers.
I am going to do my measurements and progress photos on Sunday, give me a chance to lose some of this carb bloating… FEH!
I like that word… it’s like a Canadian “EH” hybrid with F@#$&… FEH…Eh?
I still have a couple of meals to go for today, but here are my stats thus far…
Calories Eaten Today
grams cals %total
Total: 1601
Fat: 82 739 47%
Sat: 35 316 20%
Poly: 3 29 2%
Mono: 34 304 20%
Carbs: 27 107 7%
Fiber: 0 0 0%
Protein: 179 715 46%
Alcohol: 0 0 0%
The weights are actually sweating in the heat… far out! Or, perhaps they are scared, ‘cuz they see me comin’…lol!
SHOULDERS/ BICEPS/ ABS
Standing Barbell Press
135x13
155x9
175x5
195x3- immediate drop set 135x8
shoulder feels o.k. 
Dumbell Seated Press
45x20 (too light!)
55x20 (too $#@ light!)
75x11
90x6
Dumbell Side Raise
25x15
35x10
40x8
45x5- immediate drop set 20x6 (good burn!)
Dumbell Rear Raise
25x10
30x10
35x7
40x6- immediate drop set 20x4
awesome pump in side and rear delts!!
Dumbell Shrugs
90x11
100x10
120x8
130x6
140x6
wore straps for this last set :(, grip was slipping @130 near end… something I will have to start working on too I guess
Barbell Curls
100x11
120x6
130x5
140x4
150x3- immediate drop set 100x7
I know the reps are low, but these were done very strict, lowering weight very slowly
Dumbell Curls (standing)
40x9
45x7
50x5
55x5
Preacher Dumbell Curls
30x9
35x6
40x5
45x4
At this point in the workout I am completely soaked through my pants, shirt shoes… everything, and I feel like my biceps are going to explode… COOL!
Standing Double Bicep Cable Curl (like a front double bi pose/ curl)
35x12
40x8
50x9
60x5
Rope Cable Ab Crunch, Reverse Crunch (on slant board) and “Planks” all done as a Tri-set (no rest between sets) for 3 sets to failure on all exercises.
Side Crunches (on hyperextension bench) with medicine ball twists… 3 sets to failure.
Then, seeing as I have a grip like a Sally, I did some “grip hangs” with my bodyweight only. Yep… my grip officially sucks.
Hopefully I will not be hanging off any bridges or window ledges at great heights, holding on for dear life. And if I am, they have about 20-30 seconds to save my sorry ass before I make a big mess on the pavement below. Then I would be Bun-pizza.
Tomorrow is Quads and Calves… and if it is supposed to be this hot again, I will be in the gym early morning…
Stay tuned, don’t you dare touch that dial!