Brutal Divorce Letter

hahahahahahahahhahaa

lol. I really hope that’s real, that guy would be my hero.

Passive aggressive hilarity. Normally I am against being passive aggressive, but this is only slightly veiled in any pretense of civility.

LOL, that’s great

Nice

“Cinnamon Ring” is my new word of the day.

“She figured I wasnt eating right without a woman around.” LMFAO this is priceless.

[quote]andrew_live wrote:
“She figured I wasnt eating right without a woman around.” LMFAO this is priceless. [/quote]

x2 mighty stuff

I really hope this is real…because thats just awesome

wow. thanks for posting this, absolutely hilarious

[quote]blake2616 wrote:
Passive aggressive hilarity. Normally I am against being passive aggressive, but this is only slightly veiled in any pretense of civility. [/quote]

Being passive aggressive is seriously underrated.

This was amazing.

While I find it funny I think it actually makes him look a bit like a chump. He is trying to tell her that he is over her indirectly but the whole letter just comes off as him totally not being over her yet.
If I was in his shoes I wouldnt have sent her anything. Completely cut contact and be done with it.
Fuck her sister and whoever else but dont say anything. See if it comes back to her.
My guess is the sister really hates his ex and that is why he ended up banging her. It has nothing to do with him. Its just her lashing out at her sister. I bet his ex would be more pissed off if she found out that he banged her sister and he didnt say anything about it rather then him bragging about it to her.

I know this could be fake and all and I do find it funny. Just if someone on here decides to do something like this to piss off an ex DONT. Trust me. Actually getting over her and just moving on with life will piss her off way more then a letter like this ever would.

lildave, I think you over-analyzed that just a bit.

I think it’s funny as hell

[quote]bigscarymonster wrote:
lildave, I think you over-analyzed that just a bit.

I think it’s funny as hell[/quote]

yeah seriously, hey lildave, whats the square root of the letter while youre at it. and the average ph level of the throat yogurt in the letter?

funny as hell is right

I guess the two times I said “I do find this funny” wasnt enough for you two.
Over analyze or not… Someone will read this… read the responses… think “HEY… THIS SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA!”… They will do it… and then they will wonder why everyone thinks they are a loser… “HOLY FUCK!! THIS ISNT ANYTHING LIKE THE INTERNET!! PEOPLE ARENT GIVING ME PROPS FOR DOING THIS”

[quote]lildave wrote:
I guess the two times I said “I do find this funny” wasnt enough for you two.
Over analyze or not… Someone will read this… read the responses… think “HEY… THIS SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA!”… They will do it… and then they will wonder why everyone thinks they are a loser… “HOLY FUCK!! THIS ISNT ANYTHING LIKE THE INTERNET!! PEOPLE ARENT GIVING ME PROPS FOR DOING THIS”[/quote]

Mad props, bro. still waiting on the square root though…

[quote]dshroy wrote:
yeah seriously, hey lildave, whats the square root of the letter while youre at it. and the average ph level of the throat yogurt in the letter?
[/quote]

I lol’d

[quote]BJack wrote:
“Cinnamon Ring” is my new word of the day.[/quote]

lol… i’m going with “throat yogurt”

[quote]lildave wrote:
I guess the two times I said “I do find this funny” wasnt enough for you two.
Over analyze or not… Someone will read this… read the responses… think “HEY… THIS SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA!”… They will do it… and then they will wonder why everyone thinks they are a loser… “HOLY FUCK!! THIS ISNT ANYTHING LIKE THE INTERNET!! PEOPLE ARENT GIVING ME PROPS FOR DOING THIS”[/quote]

Lol. Knowing the people I hang out with, I’m pretty sure I WOULD get mad props, especially if I did the things described in the letter. They would want pictures as proof though…