Brandon's Backyard Buffoonery

I’m back! Vacation was much needed - lots of new sights, new foods, and new friends. I didn’t train at all besides some pushups, BW squats and lots of walking, purposefully avoided social media and TV, muted my work email, and just kind of unplugged… and it was amazing. The days felt long and relaxing; much different than my daily life where it feels like every minute is accounted for. Of course, I did have some time to reflect on training, and reflect I did.

I’ve realized that I miss competing: I need that pressure in my life to really give my training direction, and if I’m being honest, I miss the sense of accomplishment as well. I was at my strongest and in my best shape from Apr 2023 - Feb 2024, and lo and behold, I did 4 different competitions in that timeframe. I trained like hell to make sure I didn’t lay an egg on gameday, and the results spoke for themselves. Other than a random deadlift-only charity event last June, I haven’t competed for 14 months, and it’s no coincidence that I’ve been program hopping and not making any real progress.

I mentioned that local strongman show a few weeks back, but for whatever reason, that alone doesn’t get the juices flowing. Then I remembered back in 2017, I did a weightlifting meet and a powerlifting meet less than a month apart, and those resulted in my best numbers in all 5 lifts for a long time. That supertotal doubleheader, so to speak, is one of my fondest athletic memories; it felt like my “Mt Everest” story and sticks out above pretty much every other competition I have done. So what else can I stack on top of this strongman competition to really create something worth remembering that will leave me no choice but to train like a madman? How about the polar opposite of a strongman show: a run? I looked at the local race calendar and found a 5-mile trail run the day after the strongman meet. Now THAT got my wheels turning; anyone who could show up and survive both of those tests, back to back, would have no choice but to be strong and in-shape. And so here we are, less than 6 months out, and the prep begins.

I want to keep the training as simple as possible: 3 days of lifting and 3 days of conditioning. I thought about trying to program for myself or to shoehorn different programs together, but quickly realized the futility of such an endeavor. Then I read @T3hPwnisher’s writeup of using Tactical Barbell to train for his competition and it all kind of fell into place. I will start with a few months of Mass Protocol: the wide variety of lifts and rep ranges will help me regain some general strength that I’ve lost in the program hopping, and the prescribed easy conditioning/recovery runs will help maintain an endurance base. In the summer, I will switch to Operator/Black: the increased specificity of the lifts will help me peak for the competition, while the change in conditioning protocol will allow me to work in strongman implements while still training endurance. One last note: no more missing training sessions either; if it rains I will drop in to a local gym.


4/21/25 - Tactical Barbell Mass Protocol: General Mass, Grey Man - Cycle 1, Week 1, Day 1

1A) Bench Press - 45 x 10, 89 x 5, 122 x 3, 144 x 8 x 4 sets
1B) Ab Wheel - 5 sets of 5

2A) Back Squat - 45 x 10, 133 x 5, 177 x 3, 210 x 8 x 4 sets
2B) TRX-style Face Pull - 5 sets of 10

3A) Chest Supported DB Rows - 51’s x 12 x 4 sets
3B) Dips - 11 x 12 x 4 sets
3C) Good Mornings - 67 x 12 x 4 sets

56:33

  • Yeah, that was hard. Once again, more proof why I can’t write my own workouts - I won’t force myself to work this hard, left to my own devices. Bench wasn’t so bad, but high rep/high volume squats on shortish rest periods just envelops you in the darkness. And the assistance work, though light, was no joke either; it was basically a full-body workout on its own. One note - I may have to switch the chest supported row to a barbell version; I was hitting the bench with my adjustable dumbbells.

4/21/25 - Daily Work
10 chins/50 pushups/50 BW squats in 5:00

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Hell yeah brother! I’m excited for you: a run and a strongman comp definitely bring about some interesting training and nutrition decisions. So glad my write up was helpful.

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Nice goal! It made me think about the discussion I had with @T3hPwnisher on “CHAOS IS THE PLAN: THE PLAN”.

I really like the idea of focusing training on getting stronger from ground to overhead but what I did in the past was adding a 2nd focus of being able to run a fast 5K or something similar. I was in the best shape of my life and really felt like a godamn animal at the time. So a strongman comp and a race back-to-back is in a similar spirit and I will for sure follow your journey. I also think you can’t go wrong with Tactical Barbell!

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@T3hPwnisher @Hugo_Fillion appreciate the sentiment gents. I am equal parts excited and scared, but I think that’s the right place to be. The comfort zone is where dreams go to die.


4/22/25 - Tactical Barbell Mass Protocol: General Mass, Grey Man - Cycle 1, Week 1, Day 2

30 minute recovery run

  • My legs are going to take a little bit to get used to this, but it was no problem at all for my lungs.

4/22/25 - Daily Work

10 chins/50 pushups/50 BW squats in 5:00

  • Dropping the squat volume (and volume in general here) to account for the increased stress from the main sessions. Still think this daily 5 minute blitz is a good idea though.

4/23/25 - Tactical Barbell Mass Protocol: General Mass, Grey Man - Cycle 1, Week 1, Day 3

1A) Strict Press - 45 x 10, 67 x 5, 89 x 3, 100 x 8 x 4 sets
1B) TRX-style Face Pull - 5 sets of 10

2A) Deadlift - 45 x 10, 133 x 5, 188 x 3, 232 x 8 x 4 sets
2B) Ab Wheel - 5 sets of 5

3A) Fat Bar Curls - 33 x 12 x 4 sets
3B) Weight Vest Pushups - 20 x 12 x 4 sets
3C) Front Foot Elevated Split Squats - 67 x 12 x 4 sets (reps split b/w sides)

51:39

  • Much more manageable than Monday’s session. I think I just needed to shake off the vacation rust. I was a little worried about the deadlifts just 2 days after squats as its been a long time since I’ve programmed like that, but it was not a big deal at all. On the assistance, the curls straight into the deep pushups off the handles was a really interesting bicep pump/stretch.
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4/23/25 - Daily Work

10 chins/50 pushups/50 BW squats in 5:00


4/24/25 - Tactical Barbell Mass Protocol: Grey Man - Cycle 1, Week 1, Day 4

30 minute recovery run

  • Very happy with my pacing here - I set a 15 minute timer, run one way, when it goes off I reset it and run back home, and I ended up in almost the exact spot I started in. And I didn’t have to push the pace to get there, just happened naturally.

4/24/25 - Daily Work

10 chins/50 pushups/50 BW squats in 5:00


4/25/25 - Tactical Barbell Mass Protocol: Grey Man - Cycle 1, Week 1, Day 5

1A) Bench Press - 45 x 10, 89 x 5, 122 x 3, 144 x 8 x 4 sets
1B) Hanging Knee Crunches - 5 sets of 5

2A) Back Squat - 45 x 10, 133 x 5, 177 x 3, 210 x 8 x 4 sets
2B) Reverse Fly’s - 10s x 10 x 5 sets

3A) Chest Supported Axle Rows - 110 x 12 x 2 sets
3B) Dips - 11 x 12 x 4 sets
3C) Good Mornings - 67 x 12 x 4 sets
3D) Weight Vest Inverted Rows on ropes - 10 x 12 x 2 sets

57:00

  • That was good. Much more manageable than Monday. All vacation rust is officially gone. Its boring to repeat the same weights but I can see the value in owning the weight before you move up. I was a little nervous about the squats after the running this week but it wasn’t a problem. The chest supported rows were again a bust in the assistance though; I just don’t have the right equipment to get a good setup for that. Will push the inverted rows going forward, along with the curls, and switch to either weighted chins or barbell rows with Operator when the time comes. Plenty of ways to train those muscles along with my daily chins.
  • In other news, I’ve paid the entry fees for both the strongman comp and the trail race. No backing out now.
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This is so simple in it’s brilliance…or so brilliant in it’s simplicity. But either way: I like it. Will definitely steal.

That “owning the weight” thing is real. It’s what I’ve discovered with my time with Operator. Though the weight and reps stay the same, I FEEL stronger with it by the end of the week, and I have better control of it. Different ways to progress.

Good on you for signing up! It’s real now.

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Exciting developments in here Brandon, looking forward to following along for the ride!

What’s the weight category for your comp? You got any cutting or growing to do?

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@T3hPwnisher steal away! I certainly didn’t come up with it. Makes it easy to progress as well - just run a little farther each time you take that route.

@alex_uk I signed up in the novice category and luckily its all 1 group; I say luckily because I’m not quite sure where my bodyweight is going to land. Too heavy and the running will be murderous, but too light and I won’t have the strength for the strongman stuff. If I’m being honest, I will probably need to shed a few. Right now, I’m just eating to support the training, and I will see where that takes me. I have a feeling that the lifting and running combined will put me where I’m supposed to be.


4/25/25 - Daily Work

15 chins/50 pushups/50 BW squats in 5:00


4/26/25 - Tactical Barbell Mass Protocol: Grey Man - Cycle 1, Week 1, Day 6

30 minute recovery run

  • A little harder than Thursday. Running in the afternoon heat, with a belly full of oatmeal and pasta (as opposed to in the morning/fasted) was probably the culprit. Live and learn…

4/26/25 - Daily Work

15 chins/50 pushups/50 BW squats in 5:00

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@BrandonCrawford Though I do not compete it is amazing how my three days a week keeps my week in focus. Those sessions give me something to look forward to. Your post above was excellent. Great canine as well! Thank You!

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4/27/25 - Daily Work

15 chins/50 pushups/50 BW squats in 5:00


4/28/25 - Tactical Barbell Mass Protocol: Grey Man - Cycle 1, Week 2, Day 1

1A) Strict Press - 45 x 10, 67 x 5, 89 x 3, 107 x 6 x 4 sets
1B) TRX-style Face Pull - 5 sets of 10

2A) Deadlift - 45 x 10, 133 x 5, 199 x 3, 250 x 6 x 4 sets
2B) Ab Wheel - 5 sets of 5

3A) Fat Bar Curls - 39 x 10 x 4 sets
3B) Weight Vest Pushups - 25 x 10 x 4 sets
3C) Front Foot Elevated Split Squats - 78 x 10 x 4 sets (reps split b/w sides)

51:19

  • Not much to note. Switched to false grip for the presses, which I have used in the past, but ditched when I was cleaning the reps from the floor. I like it for pressing from the rack, though. Deadlifts seem to feel less effects from the running than the squats have, so far.
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4/28/25 - Daily Work

15 chins/50 pushups/50 BW squats in 5:00


4/29/25 - Tactical Barbell Mass Protocol: Grey Man - Cycle 1, Week 2, Day 2

30 minute recovery run


4/29/25 - Daily Work

15 chins/50 pushups/50 BW squats in 5:00


4/30/25 - Tactical Barbell Mass Protocol: Grey Man - Cycle 1, Week 2, Day 3

1A) Bench Press - 45 x 10, 89 x 5, 133 x 3, 155 x 6 x 4 sets
1B) Lying Leg Raises - 5 sets of 10

2A) Back Squat - 45 x 10, 133 x 5, 177 x 3, 225 x 6 x 4 sets
2B) Reverse Fly’s - 10s x 10 x 5 sets

3A) Weight Vest Inverted Rows on ropes - 15 x 10 x 4 sets
3B) Weight Vest Dips - 15 x 10 x 4 sets
3C) Good Mornings - 78 x 10 x 4 sets

50:45

  • Give me 6s over 8s any day - this week has been much more manageable than last.
  • Need to wake up a little earlier - was staring straight into the sun on bench.
  • Squats felt really good - was a little worried I was just gonna have to grit through shaky “I just ran yesterday” sets indefinitely.
  • It’s officially bug spray season for training outdoors.
  • Perk #389 of having a home gym - setting up the next exercise during your rest periods. Can’t always do that in a commercial gym. The only time I’m really standing around is during the squat work sets.
  • Keeping the weight vest on and going straight from rows to dips is no joke. The people doing the WALRUS style training and keeping that thing on for 30 minutes straight are legit. Walking just isn’t quite the same.
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Dude, the solution is obvious

And yes: I have absolutely worn sunglasses inside my garage to deal with this issue.

And if you like 6s, just wait for 3s! Always my favorite week.

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4/30/25 - Daily Work

15 chins/50 pushups/50 BW squats in 5:00


YTD Daily Work Totals after April

1,155 Chins
5,259 Pushups
7,256 BW Squats

Have obviously dropped the weight vest walks as I’ve introduced running, so no longer tracking that.


5/1/25 - Tactical Barbell Mass Protocol: Grey Man - Cycle 1, Week 2, Day 4

30 minute recovery run


5/1/25 - Daily Work

15 chins/50 pushups/50 BW squats in 5:00


5/2/25 - Tactical Barbell Mass Protocol: Grey Man - Cycle 1, Week 2, Day 5

1A) Strict Press - 45 x 10, 67 x 5, 89 x 3, 107 x 6 x 4 sets
1B) TRX-style Face Pull - 5 sets of 10

2A) Deadlift - 45 x 10, 133 x 5, 199 x 3, 250 x 6 x 4 sets
2B) Ab Wheel - 5 sets of 5

3A) Fat Bar Curls - 39 x 10 x 4 sets
3B) Weight Vest Pushups - 25 x 10 x 4 sets
3C) Front Foot Elevated Split Squats - 78 x 10 x 4 sets (reps split b/w sides)

50:41

  • I’m really digging Grey Man so far. All my barbell lifts are feeling good, which I’m attributing to the increased frequency. I was worried about hitting squats/deads 3x a week, but since each session is manageable rather than a heroic effort, it hasn’t been a problem. The assistance work feels like just the right dose, and I can tweak the exercises, too. And I feel confident in the running, since its part of the program and not something I just pasted in (he even has options to add in more, but I don’t want to play that card until I have to).
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5/2/25 - Daily Work

15 chins/50 pushups/50 BW squats in 5:00


5/3/25 - Tactical Barbell Mass Protocol: Grey Man - Cycle 1, Week 2, Day 6

30 minute recovery run


5/3/25 - Daily Work

15 chins/50 pushups/50 BW squats in 5:00


5/4/25 - Daily Work

15 chins/50 pushups/50 BW squats in 5:00


5/5/25 - Tactical Barbell Mass Protocol: Grey Man - Cycle 1, Week 3, Day 1

1A) Bench Press - 45 x 10, 89 x 5, 133 x 3, 166 x 3 x 5 sets
1B) Lying Leg Raises - 5 sets of 10

2A) Back Squat - 45 x 10, 133 x 5, 199 x 3, 241 x 3 x 5 sets
2B) Reverse Fly’s - 10s x 10 x 5 sets

3A) Weight Vest Inverted Rows on ropes - 20 x 8 x 4 sets
3B) Weight Vest Dips - 20 x 8 x 4 sets
3C) Good Mornings - 89 x 8 x 4 sets

51:22

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5/5/25 - Daily Work

15 chins/50 pushups/50 BW squats in 5:00


5/6/25 - Tactical Barbell Mass Protocol: Grey Man - Cycle 1, Week 3, Day 2

30 minute recovery run


5/6/25 - Daily Work

15 chins/50 pushups/50 BW squats in 5:00


5/7/25 - Daily Work

15 chins/50 pushups/50 BW squats in 5:00


5/7/25 - Tactical Barbell Mass Protocol: Grey Man - Cycle 1, Week 3, Day 3

1A) Strict Press - 45 x 10, 67 x 5, 89 x 3, 115 x 3 x 5 sets
1B) Hanging Knee Crunch - 5 sets of 5

2A) Deadlift - 45 x 10, 133 x 5, 221 x 3, 265 x 3 x 5 sets
2B) TRX-style Face Pull - 5 sets of 10

3A) Fat Bar Curls - 44 x 8 x 4 sets
3B) Weight Vest Pushups - 30 x 8 x 4 sets
3C) Front Foot Elevated Split Squats - 89 x 8 x 4 sets (reps split b/w sides)

51:49

  • Very pleased with how my strength is coming along while introducing running. I’ve run more in the last 3 weeks than I have in the last 10 years, but it hasn’t really disrupted me at all. Was prepared for some “grin and bear it” kinda workouts but haven’t even come close to that.
  • The fat bar curls are gonna have to go. Just immediate pain in my right elbow following the workout. I’ve dealt with this before and it’s just not worth the risk; plenty of other choices for a pull movement in the assistance cluster.
  • May or may not deload next week, but probably going to stick with Grey Man for at least 1 more cycle, if not longer. I think it’s the only 3-day program in the TB canon that has a true A/B split, which I like.
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5/8/25 - Tactical Barbell Mass Protocol: Grey Man - Cycle 1, Week 3, Day 4

30 minute recovery run

*Pondering the idea of moving most of my equipment from the backyard into my empty spare bedroom. I used to have that room setup as a small home gym when I also went to a public gym, but as I started collecting more equipment it just ended up in my shed, until I decided to move everything there. It’s supposed to rain all next week though, and I don’t want this program getting derailed the same way the Alsruhe program did. The stakes are too high. I won’t be renaming the log “Brandon’s Bedroom Buffoonery” though, as that implies something else entirely!

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5/8/25 - Daily Work

15 chins/50 pushups/50 BW squats in 5:00


5/9/25 - Tactical Barbell Mass Protocol: Grey Man - Cycle 1, Week 3, Day 5

1A) Bench Press - 45 x 10, 89 x 5, 133 x 3, 166 x 3 x 5 sets
1B) Ab Wheel - 5 sets of 5

2A) Back Squat - 45 x 10, 133 x 5, 199 x 3, 241 x 3 x 5 sets
2B) Reverse Fly’s - 10s x 10 x 5 sets

43:52

  • First session in the spare room. Intuition was right - pissing down rain the whole time, so it would have been a lost morning. I’ll miss the cool factor of the outdoor sessions, but this is the right decision - I can’t express how much anxiety I had been developing over the weather messing up my schedule.
  • Mentally I find this Friday “repeat Monday’s workout” boring, but I am definitely crushing and owning the weight, so it’s purposeful. I’m burying the squats and making the plates rattle at the top.
  • I planned to do some kind of assistance but I don’t have all my gear inside yet, and some of it will not be able to come inside, so I ended up just calling it. Abs and upper back were done, so I at least got something done. I will have to reshuffle my assistance exercise library. Biggest loss is that my power tower is not coming inside, so that takes away a lot of bodyweight/weight vest exercises. Would like to find some kind of substitute there - another cheap power tower perhaps…
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I’m always in favor of another power tower. A more portable option might be a TRX set up, for some bodyweight rows, push ups and fallouts. Bands could open up some options too.

I had the same approach with the repeat Monday workouts. Monday sets the baseline, Friday crushes it. There’s always an option to let the rest times be a little longer on Monday (90 seconds) and then cut them to 60 on Friday to make it more of a challenge.

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I’ve got my eye on a power tower with adjustable height for low ceilings. That would pretty much open back up everything I could do before; sans the strongman implements which are staying in the shed.

I was trying to get by without buying any new toys, but I haven’t purchased anything in awhile, and I actually recently sold some gear I didn’t use, so my workout hobby is technically profitable this year, haha.

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Definitely need to change that, more toys!!

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