I notice you don’t bother correcting the grammar of those posters that agree with you or support your general position. You must have noticed that Dirty Sanchez makes most of the posters on this board look like PhD candidates in English Literature, including those for whom you’ve given your rather dull, sophmoric lessons.
Great MS. You’re going to start all this crap up again. It seems like we have a lot of English majors on the forum. How was my grammar?
KrazyMike to Big Joe
Since you can not get the “homo” out of your mouth, some of us Homos invite you to stop by the 92 st Y any time you are in NYC. Just come to the free weights side and say loudly “I’m Big Joe and I’m looking for some homos” and before you can count to three (if you can) there will be few 230-240 lbs homos slaping t-bags on your sloped forehead.
P.S. As far as your wife, what was his name?
Did you mean sophomoric?
Hey, my hunting partner’s got some tiny 18" arms and a Bowflex. Did he get them from the Bowflex? Hell no. He wore out a knee and needed something he could use to stay in shape the best he could while he was recovering from his knee replacement. Guess what? It works. Is it going to get him huge? Of course not. It will help him fight a holding action against atrophy though. I did a couple of the pressing movements on it one day. It provides resistance to movement, so it loads the muscles. It’s better than nothing. Sometimes when you have a life you have to compromise. It sucks that way but not everyone only lives to pump iron and insult everyone else that doesn’t. Some people exercise to improve or maintain their health. It’s better than sweatin’ to the oldies. Oh…so I don’t stand out from the crowd I have to say something profound so, Bowflex sucks!
I HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM THE OTHER DAY … THAT I HAD TO BUY A BOW FLEW THEN I WOKE UP N SEEN MY TV WAS ON AND A BOWFLEX INFORMERCAIL WAS ON , I WATCH IT FOR A WHILE I SEEN HOW WEIRD THOSE PEOPLE WERE WHO WAS PROMOTEN IT , I ALSO SEEN THIS ONE PART WERE THIS ON GUY WAS BENCHIN 225 AN REPPIN IT 10 OR 12 TIMES , SO THEY SAID LETS PUT THAT ON BOW FLEX , THEN THE OTHER GUY TRYNA THE SELL THE PEICE OF SHIT SAID HEY YOU’ER BENCHIN 225 , LETS PUT ON 275 !!! SO THE GUY COULDNT PUT UP THE “POWER RODS” 275 POUNDS RESISTANCE ,
This was a funny fuckin thread. Big joe is hilarious. Not sure if pnasty is real, but if so, what a turd-burglar. Anyone that spent more than 10 minutes on this site would know not to post a Bowflex question. And if you are real pnasty, you should have caught on by now that one of the functions of the forum is to have fun. What’s more fun than busting someone’s balls?
Bowflex Rocks!!! You can get just as big on a Bowflex as you can in the gym. You guys are ignorant. You must be building too much muscle around the brain. You’re squeezing the smarts out of yourselves.
KrazyMike,
Sounds like you have a homo in your mouth right now! I’ll disregard your suggestion – we have plenty of faggots around here :-(. I have a suggestion for you. Why don’t you go to that faggot gym you train at and get some of those fat fags to tea bag your head? I’m sure you’re dreaming of it – aren’t you, you little homo?
2002-06-06 20:44:51
KrazyMike to Big Joe Since you can not get the “homo” out of your mouth, some of us Homos invite you to stop by the 92 st Y any time you are in NYC. Just come to the free weights side and say loudly “I’m Big Joe and I’m looking for some homos” and before you can count to three (if you can) there will be few 230-240 lbs homos slaping t-bags on your sloped forehead. P.S. As far as your wife, what was his name?
Bowflex Still Sucks!!!
to answer the diet question and correct some bad math; the 27lbs of FAT does not sound crazy for an untrained adult male. I think most will agree that if an untrained male started working out hard for six weeks they can gain 6-10lbs of muscle in that six weeks, so even if we take the 6 lbs as the example that would meen you would only need a deficit of 1750 per day to loose 27lbs of fat in six weeks, if the man can gain 10lbs of muscle then he would only need a defict of 1416 per day to loose the 27lbs of FAT in the six weeks. I think the caloric plan darden sets out would work. Before some of you start saying that it can’t be done, do your research. it was a good study by darden, now these were UNTRAINED adult males but I don’t think the results he got are that out of line.
Bowflex Still Rocks!!!
Could we get past this Bowflex thing? It’s taking up so much space on the forum. Bump the shit off already; it’s a tired subject at this point.
dude this is some funny ass shit! read the thread bro.
BOWFLEX SUCKS!!!
I’d pass on Darden’s diet; it seems too calorically restrictive even for maintainence of lean mass. I’d prefer one of the many diets on this site, depending on specific needs.
Hopefully my spelling is correct on this one. Leggy, go fuck yourself, with a name like that you must be a faggot. And to all the homos on this forum, you should be ashamed of yourselves just as your parents are. Bowflex still sucks!
How about those Flyers eh? Really kicked ass. Sorry I mean got their asses kicked. Domi and the leafs made it a fuck of alot farther than the Flyers. I was wondering why you weren’t on here shooting your big fucking mouth off. Next year, right? HAHAHAHA.
Ox,
Yeah this shit is funny, I would just rather see some actual useful information up here. We already know that Bowflex sucks.
That’s some funny shit bro!