nothing against them at all. infact, i enjoy working the houses moreso than i do the club. the frat guys are the guys only looking to party and have a good time, the club is where ppl just go to make trouble.
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
2lb Monkey wrote:
Liquid447, how old are you? I’m 18 almost 19 (less than a week actually).
I posted on here asking about being a doorman, sent off an application form, about a week or so ago, not heard back yet. And frat houses seem pretty easy, thats like security at my Uni nights, no trouble happens, you’d know loads of people, but some of the clubs in the city centre are a different story.
dude you seem pretty young for security. im sure thats why no one has contacted you. maybe when you turn 20 or something[/quote]
Yeah, thats the only thing that I think would hold me back. I was debating to leave application until I was nearer 20, and get the doorman lisence (UK) in the summer when i’m off Uni. Its just I see clubs/pubs where I live and I tower over the doormen, and am of a pretty decent build, and thought I’d love to do that.
My friends say that they think I’d be good at it, but, again the age thing comes in. However its funny, because I’ve been told I look about 22/23 by quite a few people. If only I were as old as people think I am, then I might just be able to one…
I have only one advice for all of you planning to work as a bouncer…
LEARN TO HIT FUCKING HARD!
Yeah girls love big boys who know how to fight. A good friend of mine did this in college and never went home alone!!
Talk about being a fuck magnet!!!
Go for it, wrap it up, and have fun!!!
B-3
well then B-3, anytime you wanna come visit UoAlabama, you just let me know…
[quote]Liquid447 wrote:
well then B-3, anytime you wanna come visit UoAlabama, you just let me know…[/quote]
ROLL TIDE 
[quote]BALBO wrote:
I have only one advice for all of you planning to work as a bouncer…
LEARN TO HIT FUCKING HARD![/quote]
That is so true lol.
[quote]BALBO wrote:
I have only one advice for all of you planning to work as a bouncer…
LEARN TO HIT FUCKING HARD![/quote]
I have another advise : learn to deal with LEGAL PROBLEMS.
Assholes will sue the hell out of you for a busted nose or a broken tooth.
[quote]Horazio wrote:
BALBO wrote:
I have only one advice for all of you planning to work as a bouncer…
LEARN TO HIT FUCKING HARD!
I have another advise : learn to deal with LEGAL PROBLEMS.
Assholes will sue the hell out of you for a busted nose or a broken tooth.[/quote]
Hmmmm…this job is deadly serious sometimes.I have a principle that its better to have an ugly trial than a pretty funeral.
When I bounced, I found that the best tactic was being able to talk to people. Being able to diffuse sh*t is a heckuva lot better than getting a bottle busted on your head later. If some humongous dude came in, I’d jokingly tell him to behave lest I’d have to thrash him later on in the evening. He’d usually laugh a bit, and if he got out of hand later, I was viewed a the decent guy from the front door, not as an enemy.
S
yea ive been contemplating getting into some line of security work myself, problem is the hours are usually late night on weekends so while im at school it probaly isnt a good idea, maybe during the summer or something. i wouldnt want to go out of my way to start shit either, but yea once in a while having the chance to crack some skulls or just fuck with people at the door (who are pricks or something) seems like fun. i think id still need to put on about 10 lbs though.
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
yea ive been contemplating getting into some line of security work myself, problem is the hours are usually late night on weekends so while im at school it probaly isnt a good idea, maybe during the summer or something. i wouldnt want to go out of my way to start shit either, but yea once in a while having the chance to crack some skulls or just fuck with people at the door (who are pricks or something) seems like fun. i think id still need to put on about 10 lbs though.[/quote]
Its not about muscle mass.Its about having balls and fighting ability.
yeah but if you got balls and can crack skulls it doesnt hurt to have some additional size, plus i dont think the employer gives half a shit if you can fight or not if youre tiny.
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
yeah but if you got balls and can crack skulls it doesnt hurt to have some additional size, plus i dont think the employer gives half a shit if you can fight or not if youre tiny.[/quote]
That, and osme of your previous comments sound rather childish. How much do you weigh, I’m 215 roughly, and I still feel small, being 6ft 4, I want to get to about 230 before I consider this line of work.
And yes, some of the best doormen are small, I made a doucmentary about doormen (Uni project, some may have noticed my next documentary poasted here, about weight training myths), I might upload it to youtube so ill post a link, in a few weeks. Making the doucmentayr made me learn of a diffeent side to how people percieve doormen, which has made me consider moving into this profession when im older, part time.
[quote]BALBO wrote:
Its not about muscle mass.Its about having balls and fighting ability.[/quote]
you are fucking retarded.
the whole point of security is to PREVENT fights. not to go around and start them. if u’re a 140lb super duper pooper scooper black belt, no one is gonna know from just looking at you, and therefore, u’re gonna get walked on.
however, if you’re some huge hulking muscle mass guy, it’s doubtfull anyone is gonna try to kick your ass, regardeless if you do bjj or can’t even wipe your own ass.
you take your ‘balsy, fighting self’ along with u’re most likely subpar physique, and we’ll see how many clubs wanna hire you.
[quote]2lb Monkey wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
And yes, some of the best doormen are small,quote]
I know, Look at Dalton
S
BALBO works in Croatia. I don’t know much about the Croatian legal system, but I don’t expect it gives him too much grief. But if he did what he does in the US he would have probably bankruped himself many times.
[quote]Liquid447 wrote:
BALBO wrote:
Its not about muscle mass.Its about having balls and fighting ability.
you are fucking retarded.
the whole point of security is to PREVENT fights. not to go around and start them. if u’re a 140lb super duper pooper scooper black belt, no one is gonna know from just looking at you, and therefore, u’re gonna get walked on.
however, if you’re some huge hulking muscle mass guy, it’s doubtfull anyone is gonna try to kick your ass, regardeless if you do bjj or can’t even wipe your own ass.
[/quote]
LOL. Watch out with that attitude brother.
I know you’re a “hulking mass muscle guy”, but your massive muscles on top of muscles mean don’t mean much to a guy who doesn’t give two shits if he ends up in jail or not.
You know what being big means? That means no one will come at you empty handed. As somone who has been hit with weapons and watched people be assaulted by them, all I can say is never, ever get comfortable with what you’re doing. Like the other dude said, don’t be paying attention to pussy more than what’s going on around you. Awareness is far more important than being a MASS MONSTER!!! (hahaha that’s so fucking funny).
Be careful. It’s a trap with bouncing it seems, where kids (and I do say “kids”) think it’s wonderful for a while until something bad happens that makes them realize that it’s actually quite dangerous.
As an oft drunk person, I can tell you that we are amongst the stupidest, shiftiest, ballsiest, most unpredicatable people around when we’re in a state of inebreation.
A friend of mine said it best- “I used to wonder what went through the fucking minds of people that take swings at cops. I saw it last night, and it’s name is Everclear.”
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Loose Tool wrote:
Liquid447 wrote:
It’s something about just walking around in a shirt with ‘SECURITY’ on the back, every guys wants pat you on the back and every girl wants to kiss you on the cheek.
The sooner you lose that mindset, the better for you and your team. Seriously.
Nothing gets more respect than a guy in a SECURITY t-shirt.[/quote]
Well…almost nothing
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
Liquid447 wrote:
BALBO wrote:
Its not about muscle mass.Its about having balls and fighting ability.
you are fucking retarded.
the whole point of security is to PREVENT fights. not to go around and start them. if u’re a 140lb super duper pooper scooper black belt, no one is gonna know from just looking at you, and therefore, u’re gonna get walked on.
however, if you’re some huge hulking muscle mass guy, it’s doubtfull anyone is gonna try to kick your ass, regardeless if you do bjj or can’t even wipe your own ass.
LOL. Watch out with that attitude brother.
I know you’re a “hulking mass muscle guy”, but your massive muscles on top of muscles mean don’t mean much to a guy who doesn’t give two shits if he ends up in jail or not.
You know what being big means? That means no one will come at you empty handed. As somone who has been hit with weapons and watched people be assaulted by them, all I can say is never, ever get comfortable with what you’re doing. Like the other dude said, don’t be paying attention to pussy more than what’s going on around you. Awareness is far more important than being a MASS MONSTER!!! (hahaha that’s so fucking funny).
Be careful. It’s a trap with bouncing it seems, where kids (and I do say “kids”) think it’s wonderful for a while until something bad happens that makes them realize that it’s actually quite dangerous.
As an oft drunk person, I can tell you that we are amongst the stupidest, shiftiest, ballsiest, most unpredicatable people around when we’re in a state of inebreation.
A friend of mine said it best- “I used to wonder what went through the fucking minds of people that take swings at cops. I saw it last night, and it’s name is Everclear.”[/quote]
Notice that the ones that have the most to say about the topic are the ones that haven’t been doing it very long, or haven’t done it at all. Irish, you’re wasting your breath.