[quote]Professor X wrote:
joburnet wrote:
Avocado wrote:
your lower abs will never show. They are not big enough to even see. You have the body of a lesbian.
-chris
Not true, most lesbians look like lumberjacks. Why lesbians don’t take care of themselves is beyond me.
I think they do that to look more like “fat guys”. That is the only reason I can think of unless there is a “Lesbians R Us” clothing store that only sells plaid shirts and Doc Martins. How they manage to coordinate their outfits all at the same time across the globe is nothing short of amazing.[/quote]
[quote]marathe wrote:
Waittz wrote:
how come real life lesbians arnt the same of movie/porno lesbians. Real life lesbos just end up looking like some variation of Drew Carey.
[quote]Waittz wrote:
Couple C can be found in our imagination and pornography. [/quote]
This is not wholly true (outstanding list though). I used to work with a girl who putted from the rough: her and her girlfriend were both easily eights.
That being said, I currently live in what is deemed the gay part of my city (as a straight man, mind you, not that there’s anything wrong with the alternative), and can say without a shadow of a doubt that your theory’s pretty damn accurate: the hot couple’s the exception.
Trying to understand lesbians is just a subset of trying to understand women in general. This has already proven to be impossible to heterosexual man. Homosexual man generally has a good understanding of women but unfortunately it is also impossible for a heterosexual man to understand homosexual man.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Professor X wrote:
joburnet wrote:
Avocado wrote:
your lower abs will never show. They are not big enough to even see. You have the body of a lesbian.
-chris
Not true, most lesbians look like lumberjacks. Why lesbians don’t take care of themselves is beyond me.
I think they do that to look more like “fat guys”. That is the only reason I can think of unless there is a “Lesbians R Us” clothing store that only sells plaid shirts and Doc Martins. How they manage to coordinate their outfits all at the same time across the globe is nothing short of amazing.
It is like coordinating menstrual cycles.[/quote]
Isn’t that something to do with the moon??
OP: Thanks for starting this thread, most entertaining and informative read I’ve had in ages.
if only that supersayan dude from the shoe thread was here to combine lesbians and the pic of the OP.
see lesbians are quite the same as gays.
you likewise have the gay dude that goes to the gym and likes fucking other guys. he usually goes for the cute little ones. you also find them at gay bars, like the blue oyster from the police academy movies.
there is also the wussy, the lamewad, the pansy, the sissy, who likes to get fucked, who actually needs a manly dad but instead thinks he wants dick.
Alright here’s another one. Has anyone notice how some lesbians are really aggressive and possessive towards the other female. I mean, some lumberjacks lesbians are ready to kick some ass if someone hits on their partner.
[quote]Jetric9 wrote:
Alright here’s another one. Has anyone notice how some lesbians are really aggressive and possessive towards the other female. I mean, some lumberjacks lesbians are ready to kick some ass if someone hits on their partner.[/quote]
They’re trying to take the male role in the relationship, becoming an aggressive and irrational lesbian partner.
I think you look like you are in great shape man. You definetly don’t need to be worrying about your bodyfat though (that is if you are worrying about it). Time to start bulking up boy!
