They range from “I like to watch my wife/GF having sex with another guy” to the wife wanting more. The second is borderline cheating and opens you up to all sorts of shit such as STDs, who knows what she gets up to? She had permission from her husband but I guarantee she had loose knickers most of the time.
[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:
I’m gonna have to get in on these swinger parties…and hope no guy whips out a 10" because then all the girls will want to bang only him…
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Nah, it doesn’t necessarily work that way.
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Aha, it resembles much more of a normal distribution than I thought, I’m surprised there isn’t more of a positive skewness with the average around 6". The total area of that probability frequency graph equals 100% so if we take that graph as being representative of the total population, the probability of a 7"+ dick is likely around or even slightly less than the 10% I used in my previous calculation on page 6.
So all you average dick and small dick guys don’t needa worry – fucking is a game of odds!
Every girl is different. They all love size; some lie about it, others will over look shortcomings for other aspects. [/quote]
Fixed.[/quote]
Basically this. No girl lies awake wishing at night for a guy with a 2" penis.[/quote]
Maybe not, but what kind of girl lies awake at night thinking about disembodied penises at all? Honestly, I can’t even imagine thinking about it in those terms. I think most women are more…I don’t know, romantic, I guess…than that.[/quote]
Women are very much “fantasy oriented”…and then they love hating that their fantasy isn’t exactly like they dreamed…because if they really had what they really wanted…they wouldn’t want it anymore.[/quote]
I see chronic dissatisfaction as a character flaw, not as a female trait. Not saying women can’t be this way, but just as many men are perennial malcontents. I think sunny dispositions are fairly evenly distributed. If the women you engage with are largely of the dissatisfied sort, then one of two things is happening: either you are selecting for that particular personality type or something you are doing along the way leads them to reconsider.
I can’t imagine thinking either of these things, regardless of what I’m doing! When I have sexual fantasies, they are almost always about things I have done or realistically hope to do. Which is to say that I’m fantasizing about my regular ol’ sex partner, not some porn guy. lol, why? Who cares about some greasy dude with a big dick? Only you men care. I care about the guy who makes me feel good. Most women I know would say the same thing, I think.
[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
Back to dicks. I’m 6" and I hear 6" is the average. 90% of the male population is probably 5"-7" so the chances your GF has had a bigger dick than yours, assuming you are “average” is low.
Let’s say your GF has had 5 sexual partners before you and let’s define “big” as 7" or above. If we go along with the 90% assumption above and we actually LIMIT the smallest penis POSSIBLE as 5" (meaning we have a one-sided bell curve in the “big” direction) then the probability your girl has had a “big” dick is 40.951% (1-90%^5). The chance all 5 of her previous partners had “big” dicks is 0.1*5 = 1/100,000.
Now if you’re dating someone more promiscuous who’s had, say, 20 previous sexual partners the probability she’s had a “big” dick is 88% but we’re not only assuming 10% of the male population is packing 7" or more (pretty high) but we’re also ignoring other important factors like actual sexual performance, which as already mentioned isn’t guaranteed, especially if you have 10"+.
Plus curved dicks stimulate the vagina more and a lot of chicks have said width and stiffness is more important than length. A wobby lengthy pencil isn’t pleasing anyone. [/quote]
I just wanted to say that this post made me very happy. It exemplifies for me the perfect GAL post. Right from the very first sentence…
[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
Back to dicks. I’m 6" and I hear 6" is the average. 90% of the male population is probably 5"-7" so the chances your GF has had a bigger dick than yours, assuming you are “average” is low.
Let’s say your GF has had 5 sexual partners before you and let’s define “big” as 7" or above. If we go along with the 90% assumption above and we actually LIMIT the smallest penis POSSIBLE as 5" (meaning we have a one-sided bell curve in the “big” direction) then the probability your girl has had a “big” dick is 40.951% (1-90%^5). The chance all 5 of her previous partners had “big” dicks is 0.1*5 = 1/100,000.
Now if you’re dating someone more promiscuous who’s had, say, 20 previous sexual partners the probability she’s had a “big” dick is 88% but we’re not only assuming 10% of the male population is packing 7" or more (pretty high) but we’re also ignoring other important factors like actual sexual performance, which as already mentioned isn’t guaranteed, especially if you have 10"+.
Plus curved dicks stimulate the vagina more and a lot of chicks have said width and stiffness is more important than length. A wobby lengthy pencil isn’t pleasing anyone. [/quote]
I just wanted to say that this post made me very happy. It exemplifies for me the perfect GAL post. Right from the very first sentence…[/quote]
Except by age 23 the average woman has had 20 something partners. Serious flaw in the analysis, if I do say so myself.
(Btw, I’m defining average as most women one will meet. Those damn religious women bring the average down considerably)
[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
Back to dicks. I’m 6" and I hear 6" is the average. 90% of the male population is probably 5"-7" so the chances your GF has had a bigger dick than yours, assuming you are “average” is low.
Let’s say your GF has had 5 sexual partners before you and let’s define “big” as 7" or above. If we go along with the 90% assumption above and we actually LIMIT the smallest penis POSSIBLE as 5" (meaning we have a one-sided bell curve in the “big” direction) then the probability your girl has had a “big” dick is 40.951% (1-90%^5). The chance all 5 of her previous partners had “big” dicks is 0.1*5 = 1/100,000.
Now if you’re dating someone more promiscuous who’s had, say, 20 previous sexual partners the probability she’s had a “big” dick is 88% but we’re not only assuming 10% of the male population is packing 7" or more (pretty high) but we’re also ignoring other important factors like actual sexual performance, which as already mentioned isn’t guaranteed, especially if you have 10"+.
Plus curved dicks stimulate the vagina more and a lot of chicks have said width and stiffness is more important than length. A wobby lengthy pencil isn’t pleasing anyone. [/quote]
I just wanted to say that this post made me very happy. It exemplifies for me the perfect GAL post. Right from the very first sentence…[/quote]
Except by age 23 the average woman has had 20 something partners. Serious flaw in the analysis, if I do say so myself.
(Btw, I’m defining average as most women one will meet. Those damn religious women bring the average down considerably)[/quote]
I had a re-look at the graph Dr. Pangloss posted and the actual probability of a 7" PLUS dick, according to the graph is closer to 5% (probably closer to 4% but let’s say there’s a little bias on the small side).
Therefore, we can re-calculate and use your assumption of the average 23 YO female who’s had 20 different sexual partners, rationalising the probability she’s had a big dick at least once in her sex life is 64% .
Probability functions for 5% and 10% assumptions of dicks 7" and PLUS. Chances your girl has had a 7" or bigger dick – what’s the probability for your girl?
Except by age 23 the average woman has had 20 something partners. Serious flaw in the analysis, if I do say so myself.
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Where did you hear this? I’m highly skeptical.[/quote]
Me too. I find it highly unlikely that 2.5+ partners a year starting at age 15 is “average.” What, she has no boyfriends that last a year or two? I can see 2.5 partners a year by the start of the 20s, but your total seems very high to me. I think 5-10 sounds more like the range an “average” woman (by which I mean neither highly religious nor unusually promiscuous) would fall into, with the difference between them dependent upon how much of the time she’s spent in steady, exclusive relationships.
'Sup, Hp? Been a long time. How’s that cute ass of yours doing?
Now on a serious note:
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, YOU MOTHERFUCKER???
She loooooooooved that cock and she’ll get back to it. If you really want to keep her, you ought to raise your cock game and hit every corner. If you can’t do that, you can always fuck her in the ass.
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, YOU MOTHERFUCKER???
She loooooooooved that cock and she’ll get back to it. If you really want to keep her, you ought to raise your cock game and hit every corner. If you can’t do that, you can always fuck her in the ass.
I swear, she’ll never dump you.
Take care.[/quote]
have you ever considered your own line of greeting cards?