Big D*ck Inferiority Complex

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

I can’t imagine thinking either of these things, regardless of what I’m doing! When I have sexual fantasies, they are almost always about things I have done or realistically hope to do. Which is to say that I’m fantasizing about my regular ol’ sex partner, not some porn guy. lol, why? Who cares about some greasy dude with a big dick? Only you men care. I care about the guy who makes me feel good. Most women I know would say the same thing, I think.

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Hmmm, my fantasies usually involve shit you would only see in a dream or a beer commercial. Women iz strange.

Prof,

lemme guess, you’re a Budweiser guy, the horses really do it for you. Giddy up.

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
If you can’t do that, you can always fuck her in the ass.
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Priceless…

[quote]666Rich wrote:
Prof,

lemme guess, you’re a Budweiser guy, the horses really do it for you. Giddy up. [/quote]

I really found her statement funny…because if that’s true, guys are NOTHING like women in that regard.

If I even spend the time making up a sexual fantasy…it would involve shit that would border on nearly impossible to damn near ridiculous.

Funny thing is they all end the same.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I really found her statement funny…because if that’s true, guys are NOTHING like women in that regard.

If I even spend the time making up a sexual fantasy…it would involve shit that would border on nearly impossible to damn near ridiculous.

Funny thing is they all end the same.[/quote]

Lemme guess. Cheeseburgers.

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I really found her statement funny…because if that’s true, guys are NOTHING like women in that regard.

If I even spend the time making up a sexual fantasy…it would involve shit that would border on nearly impossible to damn near ridiculous.

Funny thing is they all end the same.[/quote]

Lemme guess. Cheeseburgers.
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…all over her naked body.

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

Except by age 23 the average woman has had 20 something partners. Serious flaw in the analysis, if I do say so myself.

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Where did you hear this? I’m highly skeptical.[/quote]

Me too. I find it highly unlikely that 2.5+ partners a year starting at age 15 is “average.” What, she has no boyfriends that last a year or two? I can see 2.5 partners a year by the start of the 20s, but your total seems very high to me. I think 5-10 sounds more like the range an “average” woman (by which I mean neither highly religious nor unusually promiscuous) would fall into, with the difference between them dependent upon how much of the time she’s spent in steady, exclusive relationships. [/quote]

Guys, I totally made that up.

BUT, I don’t think it’s too off base. You guys are forgetting the “college years” where girls are doing a different guy every other weekend. Even the “good” ones are having 4-5 partners a year during college.

[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
First one was for 5%, this is 10%[/quote]

Best post I’ve ever seen on T-Nation!

Do you guys realize how useful this chart is?!?!

Nicely done, Mr. Gettnit.

[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
Probability functions for 5% and 10% assumptions of dicks 7" and PLUS. Chances your girl has had a 7" or bigger dick – what’s the probability for your girl?[/quote]

100%.

You see what I did there?

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]horsepuss wrote:

Hi Dark haha

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'Sup, Hp? Been a long time. How’s that cute ass of yours doing?

Now on a serious note:

WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, YOU MOTHERFUCKER???

She loooooooooved that cock and she’ll get back to it. If you really want to keep her, you ought to raise your cock game and hit every corner. If you can’t do that, you can always fuck her in the ass.

I swear, she’ll never dump you.

Take care.[/quote]

Haha, ive missed you dark. Sound advice, although i have found my answer and moved on.

And oh yeah, she loves it in the ass.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

Except by age 23 the average woman has had 20 something partners. Serious flaw in the analysis, if I do say so myself.

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Where did you hear this? I’m highly skeptical.[/quote]

Me too. I find it highly unlikely that 2.5+ partners a year starting at age 15 is “average.” What, she has no boyfriends that last a year or two? I can see 2.5 partners a year by the start of the 20s, but your total seems very high to me. I think 5-10 sounds more like the range an “average” woman (by which I mean neither highly religious nor unusually promiscuous) would fall into, with the difference between them dependent upon how much of the time she’s spent in steady, exclusive relationships. [/quote]

Guys, I totally made that up.

BUT, I don’t think it’s too off base. You guys are forgetting the “college years” where girls are doing a different guy every other weekend. Even the “good” ones are having 4-5 partners a year during college. [/quote]

Yep. The numbers can seriously rack up.

I’d say a surprising number of girls in cities like New York and LA could be closing in on triple digits by late 20s if they go to bars/clubs regularly and are moderately attractive

[quote]RampantBadger wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

Except by age 23 the average woman has had 20 something partners. Serious flaw in the analysis, if I do say so myself.

[/quote]

Where did you hear this? I’m highly skeptical.[/quote]

Me too. I find it highly unlikely that 2.5+ partners a year starting at age 15 is “average.” What, she has no boyfriends that last a year or two? I can see 2.5 partners a year by the start of the 20s, but your total seems very high to me. I think 5-10 sounds more like the range an “average” woman (by which I mean neither highly religious nor unusually promiscuous) would fall into, with the difference between them dependent upon how much of the time she’s spent in steady, exclusive relationships. [/quote]

Guys, I totally made that up.

BUT, I don’t think it’s too off base. You guys are forgetting the “college years” where girls are doing a different guy every other weekend. Even the “good” ones are having 4-5 partners a year during college. [/quote]

Yep. The numbers can seriously rack up.

I’d say a surprising number of girls in cities like New York and LA could be closing in on triple digits by late 20s if they go to bars/clubs regularly and are moderately attractive [/quote]

Yeah well, if she does that from 18 to 28 that is not even one a month.

[quote]RampantBadger wrote:
Yep. The numbers can seriously rack up.

I’d say a surprising number of girls in cities like New York and LA could be closing in on triple digits by late 20s if they go to bars/clubs regularly and are moderately attractive [/quote]

Disconcerting information is disconcerting.

[quote]nephorm wrote:

[quote]RampantBadger wrote:
Yep. The numbers can seriously rack up.

I’d say a surprising number of girls in cities like New York and LA could be closing in on triple digits by late 20s if they go to bars/clubs regularly and are moderately attractive [/quote]

Disconcerting information is disconcerting.[/quote]

Dont you worry, they can re-virgnize.

http://www.christianitytoday.com/iyf/hottopics/sexabstinence/8.38.html

even literally!

Now this dirty who… good Christian woman only needs to find an utter mor… family oriented man to take to the clean… um, start a family with.

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]nephorm wrote:

[quote]RampantBadger wrote:
Yep. The numbers can seriously rack up.

I’d say a surprising number of girls in cities like New York and LA could be closing in on triple digits by late 20s if they go to bars/clubs regularly and are moderately attractive [/quote]

Disconcerting information is disconcerting.[/quote]

Dont you worry, they can re-virgnize.

http://www.christianitytoday.com/iyf/hottopics/sexabstinence/8.38.html

even literally!

Now this dirty who… good Christian woman only needs to find an utter mor… family oriented man to take to the clean… um, start a family with. [/quote]

Orion, that stuf is for amateurs. Try this one out;

http://www.revirgination.net/hymenrepair.html

I think I’ve heard of fake insertable hymens too that either cause bleeding or have fake blood or something like that. I’m pretty sure I also remember that they come in something like a 6 pack. LOL

But I don’t think most women want that, and most of the women (and even young girls) I know are serial monogamists. So they start out in their teens with the boyfriend they lose virginity to, that’s a year, then maybe two short things, then say the boy they start college planning to marry but that doesn’t work out, so another brief single phase…couple more…then comes the serious LTR.

Sure, women who troll bars night in, night out…but that’s not most of them, any more than orion or Angry Chicken represent “most men.”

According to the CDC, only %10 of women between the ages of 25 and 44 have had sex with more than 15 men.

Unfortunately, I went to school with none of them.

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
According to the CDC, only %10 of women between the ages of 25 and 44 have had sex with more than 15 men.

Unfortunately, I went to school with none of them.[/quote]

Keep in mind those numbers a heavily skewed by inner city populations. I think what Emily said above is spot on for the typical middle class american female.

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
According to the CDC, only %10 of women between the ages of 25 and 44 have had sex with more than 15 men.

Unfortunately, I went to school with none of them.[/quote]

Keep in mind those numbers a heavily skewed by inner city populations. I think what Emily said above is spot on for the typical middle class american female.[/quote]

I agree. I’m pointing out that the average woman has many less partners than the TN consensus would seem to suggest.

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
According to the CDC, only %10 of women between the ages of 25 and 44 have had sex with more than 15 men.

Unfortunately, I went to school with none of them.[/quote]

Keep in mind those numbers a heavily skewed by inner city populations. I think what Emily said above is spot on for the typical middle class american female.[/quote]

For those of us living in inner city, those numbers are heavily skewed downward by those living in more rural areas. :slight_smile: