Big D*ck Inferiority Complex

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

Or just drink until you feel whole again. [/quote]

QFT~

[quote]horsepuss wrote:
I know fot a fact she liked it, she has told me she liked it. She has also told me she has zero intention of ever seeing him again. Which i believe because she has no reason to lie to me. I don’t know, i know its dumb.

I guess i just don’t understand why she wouldnt want that on a regular basis. Our schedules conflict and we dont live near each other which makes meeting up difficult. This guy lives like 5 mins away from her.

Chicks view guys with huge dicks like that, like a big scary roller coaster. There intrigued and have to try it atleast once. I think my problem is, i will never get that wow factor from her. I think thats what im jealous of. [/quote]

Did she ever give details on why exactly she has zero intention of calling me again?

HP, are/weren’t you married?

  1. She’s fucking with you, dude. I think EmilyQ’s post is on the money.

  2. I’ve really been enjoying the gif battles popping up in threads lately. I’ve been literally loling in the GAL forum over the past couple of days. Thanks for the hard work guys.

I thought you were marrieD?

[quote]timbofirstblood wrote:
2. I’ve really been enjoying the gif battles popping up in threads lately. I’ve been literally loling in the GAL forum over the past couple of days. Thanks for the hard work guys.[/quote]

Have you ever seen break dancers battle in the streets?

Similar, different but similar.

wft @ OP being married?

[quote]PB Andy wrote:
I thought you were marrieD?[/quote]

Did I not just say that, Mr Peanut Butter Andy?!?

ugh… damn KIDS!

[quote]horsepuss wrote:
So ive been seeing this chick casually for about a month and a half now. Its completely NSA, were not dating or commited or any of that.

So about a week and half ago she was wanting to meet up real bad and i couldnt. Well a few days before that she had met a guy and exchanged #'s and had been texting with him alittle. So i said, text that other guy and see if he wants to hook up.

So thats what she does. The next day we talk, i ask well how was it. The first thing she says is ā€œwow, there really is such a thing as too bigā€.

So she give me all the details and trust me there where alot. This guy was packing 10" and thick like a firehose (she showed me the pic he sent her). They fucked every which way possible for 1.5 hours non stop.

Now she keeps telling me she wants to keep seeing me and likes everything better about me and deleted his # , but i cant fucking get over it. Now im not small by any means but fuck!

What the fuck is my problem.

P.S. Thanks alot Porn [/quote]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHOHOHOAHAOAHAOOOOOOOHAHAOO

Bro, you didn’t want to spend time with the girl. You sent her suck someone’s else cock and, now you’re whining. LMFAO!!

Your fucking fault. Now go grab her ass and show her what that 7’’ can do when it’s angry.

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]horsepuss wrote:
So ive been seeing this chick casually for about a month and a half now. Its completely NSA, were not dating or commited or any of that.

So about a week and half ago she was wanting to meet up real bad and i couldnt. Well a few days before that she had met a guy and exchanged #'s and had been texting with him alittle. So i said, text that other guy and see if he wants to hook up.

So thats what she does. The next day we talk, i ask well how was it. The first thing she says is ā€œwow, there really is such a thing as too bigā€.

So she give me all the details and trust me there where alot. This guy was packing 10" and thick like a firehose (she showed me the pic he sent her). They fucked every which way possible for 1.5 hours non stop.

Now she keeps telling me she wants to keep seeing me and likes everything better about me and deleted his # , but i cant fucking get over it. Now im not small by any means but fuck!

What the fuck is my problem.

P.S. Thanks alot Porn [/quote]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHOHOHOAHAOAHAOOOOOOOHAHAOO

Bro, you didn’t want to spend time with the girl. You sent her suck someone’s else cock and, now you’re whining. LMFAO!!

Your fucking fault. Now go grab her ass and show her what that 7’’ can do when it’s angry.

Hi Dark haha

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I just fell in love with that foul mouthed tranny all over again.

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]PB Andy wrote:
I thought you were marrieD?[/quote]

Did I not just say that, Mr Peanut Butter Andy?!?

ugh… damn KIDS![/quote]
Too lazy to read whole thread SRY BRUH

I fucking love that 50+Bert gif, literal LOLs every time.

Ariel would get the D…

…but not Horse’s because it’s too small.

[quote]PB Andy wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]PB Andy wrote:
I thought you were marrieD?[/quote]

Did I not just say that, Mr Peanut Butter Andy?!?

ugh… damn KIDS![/quote]
Too lazy to read whole thread SRY BRUH[/quote]

Two posts above Bra.

Thats a big mouth Britney’s got on her.

[quote]horsepuss wrote:
So ive been seeing this chick casually for about a month and a half now. Its completely NSA, were not dating or commited or any of that.

So about a week and half ago she was wanting to meet up real bad and i couldnt. Well a few days before that she had met a guy and exchanged #'s and had been texting with him alittle. So i said, text that other guy and see if he wants to hook up.

So thats what she does. The next day we talk, i ask well how was it. The first thing she says is ā€œwow, there really is such a thing as too bigā€.

So she give me all the details and trust me there where alot. This guy was packing 10" and thick like a firehose (she showed me the pic he sent her). They fucked every which way possible for 1.5 hours non stop.

Now she keeps telling me she wants to keep seeing me and likes everything better about me and deleted his # , but i cant fucking get over it. Now im not small by any means but fuck!

What the fuck is my problem.

P.S. Thanks alot Porn [/quote]

Here’s something for you to think about. On some level, she wants you to be to be jealous about it. I mean, sure, you asked ā€œhow was it?ā€ Did you ask for all the details? No? I’m guessing you didn’t ask to see pictures either. If she volunteered that information then she probably wanted you to know for some reason. I think you should be concerned that she’s trying to fuck with your head. I wouldn’t worry about some other guys dick.

Just fuck one of her friends and tell her about it

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]horsepuss wrote:

What the fuck is my problem.

[/quote]

You think like a man, that is your problem.

Here is the deal.

She fucking loved every inch and every second of the mind numbing, life changing pounding he gave her the other night.

But good news, she likes you, for whatever reason it may be, more.

So, just say ā€œwhateveā€ and move on. End game = she picked you, smaller dick than his or not. So stop asking why and enjoy it.

Or just drink until you feel whole again. [/quote]

Sounds like the time this girl Amy, (aka ā€œFingercuffsā€) I used to know. Sigh.[/quote]

Oh you fucking idiot! FINGERCUFFS WAS NOT NAMED AMY. IMBECILE.

I’m fucking out of here.

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]PB Andy wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]PB Andy wrote:
I thought you were marrieD?[/quote]

Did I not just say that, Mr Peanut Butter Andy?!?

ugh… damn KIDS![/quote]
Too lazy to read whole thread SRY BRUH[/quote]

Two posts above Bra.[/quote]
well now I just feel dumm.

I once worked with a guy who purportedly had an 11" cock. He actually told me it made him miserable and he would be glad if he could lose 2 or 3".

Luckily I don’t have that problem…

Ask any girl thats into big ones, ā€œwhats more surprising, a white guy with a big package or a black dude with a small one?ā€

I failed to comment on the OP telling this girl to go fuck someone else. What a whimp move!

Dumbass, she’s just trying to make you jealous. Women aren’t as into hooking up as men are. For them, success is getting commitment, not sex. She’s using this to try to get more than a no strings attached situation from you.

I’d dump her.

Not because she fucked a guy with a bigger dick, but because she fucked someone else and is rubbing your nose in it. No matter what she says, next time you piss her off she’ll fuck this guy again, because she liked it, and because she knows it drives you nuts.