You don’t need that to drive an 18 wheeler, depending where you drive it.
More than your man crush.
I read on the internet that Joe Biden’s truck was called The Pork Chop Express and was once stolen by the Triads. He had to team up with local friends and a wacky old mystic to get it back, save the girl and bring down the ringleader who practiced the dark arts.
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I believe that you read that on the internet. It answers a lot of questions about your posts.
I also read that his relationship with his son suffered dramatically when he was doing long haul trucking. His name was Joe Biden, but his call sign on the CB was Hawk.
After saving his son from kidnappers, he gets sent to jail and decides there’s only one way he can win back his sons love.
By winning the World Armwrestling Championship in Las Vegas.
The rest, they say, is history.
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That’d make a decent movie, even if it weren’t a true story.
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One might even say it would be over the top.
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Is he taking a crap?
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He’s pretending to drive a Mack truck, but I wouldn’t put it past such a multitasking stable genius to be able to crap his diapers at the same time.
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Dreaming of running over BLM protestors.
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That’d be a great movie. You should set it in San Francisco and hire Kurt Russell to play the lead.
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The recent posts in this thread made me remember this:
https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2013/11/dukakis-and-the-tank-099119/
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They are just such odd attacks from Trump fans. I mean you want to tell me Biden is crazy ok. But he ain’t any crazier than Trump at all. It’s like calling a 500 pound man obese and saying a 600 pound man isn’t. The nuclear and wind speeches alone are going to top anything you can come up with in terms of zany. And that isn’t even touching the surface of actual non “stories” like Mexico will pay for the wall. Everyone will have health coverage and it will be cheaper. The national debt will be paid off in 8 years. Etc.
I honestly don’t know the purposes of them. But from the came and went crowd I suppose it makes sense.
Nothing says “you’re fucked enemies of America” like a guy driving a tank with a tie on though.
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Just like cheering Trump for wanting to cancel Colin K for disrespecting the flag while not saying a word when Trump, a draft dodger, ridiculed a combat vet makes sense. It really is a cult.
Fucking pleb … it was stolen by the wing kong and lords of death
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Yeah. Normal human behavior. Until it wasn’t and the West decided it was going to be the civilization that no longer perpetuated those sorts of practices. Unfortunately they are the ones left footing the bill and its a lot easier intellectually if you just go with the woke narrative instead of considering the intricate complexities of human behavior and history. Which brings us to where we are today. European culture and the non melanin having bunch are epitome of evil.
Shit beer from a shit town mate.
Just remember what ol’ Joe Biden does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Joe Biden just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says, “Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.
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What beer do you like then? I haven’t drank a beer in literally three months. If I drink, which is very rare for me nowdays it’s sambuca, Arak or single malt.
Cooper’s extra stout!
Favorites beer ever was in Belgium. I think it was called gueuze or something, tasted like a sour patch kid
Whatever you say, Mr. Joe Biden expert.
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