Biden 2021 - A Mediocre Middle Ground

Well, looks like ATL has lost the MLB all star game this year over their newly enacted voting law. Huge bummer for the local businesses who could have really used that boom in business.

My college diet consisted of cous-cous, tuna fish, and oxo cubes.

I have no idea how I didn’t die of scurvy.

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Still better than British “cuisine.”

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That’s the result of a diet of rutabagas, pea soup and dysfunctional meatballs.

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Almost like they throw away the flesh, in order to eat the organs, blood, fat.
Comments are pretty funny.

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Black pudding, scotch eggs, pork pies and haggis are absolutely great. What you must understand is that British food has been designed to soak up copious amounts of beer.

Edit: I won’t defend jellied eels, because that’s a waste of an incredibly tasty fish.

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The copious amounts of beer being necessary for procreation.

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No wonder they were so intent on conquering France.

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This sounds like whimsical foods I would expect to read in a fantasy novel. Yet another reason why we will eventually take over there to knock some sense into you. We will get you eating fried food with your fried food topped with fried ice cream and pizza.

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Clearly you’ve never heard of Glasgow, the home of deep fried pizza.

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Lightweights. We’ve been deep frying Twinkies and Snickers bars for years.

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Yeah like a lot of things you guys might be the home we just perfect the stuff. Call me when your deep fried pizza has a stuffed crust made out of cheese and Krispy Kreme (spelling?) donuts.

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And both of these fit our macros as Americans. Largely because we don’t know or care what macros are.

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You’re seriously underestimating the Scottish capacity for self abuse.

Edit: also, Scotland is the one country where coca-cola isn’t the most popular soft drink, they’ll chug down Iron bru instead.

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This is moderately impressive. But if you think you are coming for our obesity world championship belt (which we can’t wear because we are too obese) it will just be a matter of time before an American takes similar products and dunks them in chocolate and it comes with an edible box or something.

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State Fair of Texas came up with deep fried butter a few years back.
Glob of butter, rolled in batter, deep fried.

Damnation.

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I mean, that has to be checkmate, right? That’s taking unhealthy food all the way down the road to it’s conclusion. Any further, and you’d have to involve literal poison.

Soooooo, deep fried skoal anyone?

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They have an Eddie Hall special.

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Fried fat? Yeah, that’s checkmate.

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