Scratch yourself, then say “You aren’t itchy? How’d you make the rash go away?”
what happened to you all?
I assumed a question like this would lead to at least 15 pages of funny ass posts by now…
Rocky doesn’t understand…yall don’t do hilarious no more?
If you’re asking me…
I’d not try to find her on campus, just if you casually run into each other be nice. Ask how she’s been and let her be open or show that she’s not interested in having any kind of relationship with you (friends of course).
If she’s nice, be cool too. There’s no reason to do anything stupid or try to piss her off - this isn’t 6th grade. But don’t go out of your way to carry on conversations with her or find out more. Just play it cool.
Better to keep things friendly then start anything that could turn ugly.
In the spirit of the older threads around here, I’d strongly recommend that you put it in her pooper…
If I see any of my exes then we’d be in the midst of a zombie apocalypse. I done killed em all.
[quote]Nards wrote:
If I see any of my exes then we’d be in the midst of a zombie apocalypse. I done killed em all.[/quote]
And thus their quest for more brains continues.
Wocka wocka.
Ask her on a date. Then do not show up.
Ask her if she’s seeing someone and then…
[quote]RampantBadger wrote:
Ask her if she’s seeing someone and then…
Classic snuffbox, WHISKEEEY.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
The best way to handle seeing your ex in public is with a hotter chick on your arm.[/quote]
AC beat me to it.
Start meeting new people, particularly girls who are better looking, with better tits and a nicer ass than she has. Don’t be afraid of being rejected either.
Don’t make any special effort to approach her, but if you run into her, be nice.
Remember something T-brothas…women love a reaction, so don’t give them one.
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Remember something T-brothas…women love a reaction, so don’t give them one.
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So true. I just broke up with a girl who’s much younger than me. She basically just cut it off. No communication. So frustrating!
So many times I’ve been tempted to do/say something but every time I’ve just thought “that would just show her how butthurt I am” so I batman it up, and tamp it all down.
Don’t give them the satisfaction. Move on like it meant nothing. Even if you’re 10/10 pissed off inside. Process it. Get to the point where you can communicate like a human being about it (no voice breaking, sweating, trembling, ripping stop signs out of the ground) and then move on.
I’m now dating 2 girls who are MUCH nicer than my ex, but because of the way we ended I still think about her all the time. But I’ll never let her know. And when I see her at uni, it’ll be “Hi, how’s it going? That’s nice, see you later”.
Never let them see you sweat.
Who cares? You’re done with her, or you should be. You shouldn’t be worried about what she thinks about you or what kind of impression you make. So snub her, or break down and start crying, whatever. It doesn’t matter.
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
Well i’m new to the whole ex gf thing. I made a thread last fall about my ex gf leaving me and how it almost destroyed me. Anyways I haven’t seen her since but I am more than likely to run into her soon. This is because I’ll be transferring to the same university as her. We were together for almost three years and no one ever cheated. Anyways if I run into her what should I do? [/quote]
Been there. Done that. Do your best not to approach/make contact with her. If in the event you do or vice versa be polite and keep it brief. If starts to get nasty, walk away immediately
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
The best way to handle seeing your ex in public is with a hotter chick on your arm.[/quote]
AC beat me to it.
Start meeting new people, particularly girls who are better looking, with better tits and a nicer ass than she has. Don’t be afraid of being rejected either.
Don’t make any special effort to approach her, but if you run into her, be nice.
Remember something T-brothas…women love a reaction, so don’t give them one.
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and lets not forget about looking more aesthetically appealing i.e. muscles and lower body fat.
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
and lets not forget about looking more aesthetically appealing i.e. muscles and lower body fat. [/quote]
Maybe. But that’s just outside stuff. It helps a little, but it’s what’s on the inside that gets you through the tough times.
I personally find that lifting weights doesn’t help at all, if anything, it makes me feel worse because I have too much thinking time. But after a long jog? I feel f*cking excellent.
Depends on the circumstances of the breakup. Some exes I look forward to seeing. The most recent one however I never want to see again. Even though we work in the same field/same company I’ve managed to avoid seeing him for 6+ months. I feel rather good about that.
I hear he’s gotten fat.
What you need is to make sure you don’t bump into her accidentally…you want to see her at the perfect moment…you’ll need to find out her schedule so you can follow her around and strike at the perfect moment…maybe if you know where she lives you could…you know…kinda/sorta just watch her from afar and then follow her from class to class…perhaps there’ll be a chance where she like drops her books or something and you can stride in and help her…she’ll look really stupid having just dropped her books and you’ll look charming…oh yeah…forgot that you’ll need at least one much hotter chick with you when this happens…so…have this much hotter chick help you with the stalking…I mean finding out where she lives, what classes she goes to etc…in the end you’ll definitely win this little cupcake back…unfortunately for her, you’ll realize you’re actually in love with the other girl that helped you…I think I’ve covered everything…maybe you’ll have to like hire the other girl at first to get her to help you, but then she’ll realize it’s true love and stop charging you.
And ffs post a pic of the original girl you ass…and eff all of you that give advice without demanding a picture.