Best Quotes

Don’t hit at all if you can help it; don’t hit a man if you can possibly avoid it; but if you do hit him, put him to sleep. - Teddy Roosevelt

Another Teddy fave that should be part of the credo of any T-Man is:

The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly…who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and spends himself in a worthy cause; who, at best, knows the triumph of high achievement; and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

I’m pretty sure churchill said this one as well:
winston:ma’am, would you sleep with me for a million dollars?
lady:of course.
winston:would you sleep with more for $20?
lady: of course not, what do you take me for.
winston: we’ve already determined that, now we’re just discussing prices.

That dude was a gangster.

“If you’re going to throw money away, throw it my way.”
Thats mine.

during the crusades after invading a village a commander ordered his men to kill everyone in the village and burn it to the ground. A soldier told the commander that some of the people in the village were christians. The commander paused then replied ,
“KILL EM ALL and let god sort em out,”

Okay, I’m being nitpicky. It was the pope who said “Kill them all, God will know his own.” Not sure which pope though.

Whieflash:
Actually, that was George Bernard Shaw.

“Thunder is good; thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.”
–Mark Twain

If I see this quote one more time I’m going to vomit

"That which does not kill you makes you stronger. "
-Neitzsche

A man who worries before he has to worries more then her has to

A large problem can be made smaller, a small problem is no problem at all

unhappiness comes from constantly debating the outcome of things that you cant possibly be changed

2 Ayn Rand quotes from the fountainhead

  1. Ask anything of men, ask them to achieve wealth, fame, love, brutality, murder, self-sacrifice. But dont ask them to achieve self respect. They will hate your soul. Well, they know best. They must have their reasons. They wont say of course, that they hate you. They will say that you hate them. It’s near enough I suppose. They know the emotion involved. Such are men as they are.

  2. I can accept anything, except what seems to be the easiest for most people: the half-way, the almost, the just-about, the in-between. They may have their justifications. I dont know. I dont care to inquire.

I think these quotes are fantastic.

Jaime

Hey hey…just a couple;

“It’s better to be judged by twelve than carried by six.” From the Copland Training article here on T-nation

“JFK said we should never fear to negotiate, but we should never negotiate out of fear.” "Yeah, but LL Cool J said, “Mamma said knock you out!” A bit of back and forth between Carlton and Will Smith regarding the best course of action towrds a school bully.

Great thread

“It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.”
-Gore Vidal

I revel in the failure of others.

Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is not daily increase but daily decrease, the removal of that which is not necessary. -Bruce Lee

If we do not change the direction we are headed, we are likely to get exactly where we are going. ? Confucius

“Your heart follows your dick” - Tony Saprano

Hey Sonny S, try this one instead.

I’m paraphrasing from memory, but here it goes.

“What ever doesn’t kill you, breaks you. And your lucky if you ever get your shit together gain.”

Dennis Miller, back in the SNL days. AKA, back when he was funny.

[quote]PoKeJeRk wrote:

-Moe Szyslak:
Just like my dad used to say, ‘Sooner or later, everybody gets shot.’

Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?

Geez, who’d a thought a whale would be so heavy.

quote]

Another one by Moe:
“Wanna know how to make a peach crumble? Kick it in the groin! No, seriously, what yous talking about?”

“You’re the disease, and I’m the cure”
-Stallone as Marion Cobretti

“You believe in Jesus? Well, you’re gonna meet him”
-Charles Bronson

“If you’re not wasted, the day is”
-Me (J/K)

“Ace is the place…I mean, BOOM! Where’d that truck come from?”

-you all know…

Yes, a bit better.

[quote]sugarfree wrote:

Hey Sonny S, try this one instead.

I’m paraphrasing from memory, but here it goes.

“What ever doesn’t kill you, breaks you. And your lucky if you ever get your shit together gain.”

Dennis Miller, back in the SNL days. AKA, back when he was funny.[/quote]