DB44,
this one is in the same context as your.
There are no stupid questions but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.
www.despair.com has a calendar of these quotes.
Moe
I only want to stay slightly more than I want to die trying to leave.
John Belushi-Continental Divide
Self-discipline is crucial to a simpler, more contented life.
From a certain point of view our real enemy, the true troublemaker, is inside.
-His Holiness, the XIV Dalai Lama
“No matter where you go, there you are.” - Bucckaroo Banzi
“get up Ranger”
“I ain’t got time to bleed.” - Jessie Ventura (Predator)
It’s easier to convince someone that your point of view is correct, after you annihilate your opposition.
Me Solomon Grundy
Thanks, I love those kind of quotes.
DB
[quote]Moerte wrote:
DB44,
this one is in the same context as your.
There are no stupid questions but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.
www.despair.com has a calendar of these quotes.
Moe[/quote]
Today I will do the things that other people won’t, so tomorrow I will do the things that other people can’t.
I have no idea who said it, I just like it.
Never confuse motion with action.
-Benjamin Franklin
I don’t care what people think, people are stupid.
-Charles Barkley
You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.
-Winston Churchill
According to psychologists, just work hard!
-Maung Min-oo (my 1st year calculus prof from university)
I had the right to remain silent, but I didn’t have the ability.
Ron White
“The only appropriate response (to anything) is success.”
I made that up this morning when I was in bed half asleep. (I could have stolen it without knowing it.)
I think it’s a pretty good notion.
Then in response to this thought I thought:
“Hard work, self discipline and endurance–there is no other way.”
whoever said “money doesn’t buy happiness” didn’t know how to spend it. whoever said “it’s lonely at the top” was there too long.
-this guy
“Just keep breathing, you can always make it through any situation if you can do that.”- Jim Faulkner
“You’ll never have this day back again. Don’t let it end until you know for sure that you’ve done everything you possibly can to be the best you possibly can.”- Robby Bell,
“Logic is the only limitation.”- Cj Faulkner (me), I say this all the time in the sense that the only person that can keep me from doing anything is me, when you overthink things, you tend to hold yourself back
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
“There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask questions.”
-Chris Berman from an ESPN NFL Primetime commercial
DB [/quote]
"There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.
-I got that from another thread.
Its like I got a gun in my mouth and I love the taste of steel…
Robert Downey on his third Heroin conviction.
Train hard and youll not only look hard but youll be hard to beat
-M.Ali
Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can.
-Thomas Carlyle
That which does not kill you makes you stronger.
-Neitzsche
If you don’t know where you are going,
you’ll end up some place else.
-Yogi Berra
We make a living by what we get; we make a life by what we give.
-Winston Churchill
“Make no mistake about it, despite whatever delusional vision of civilized humanity you may have, at the root of it all, human beings are just crazy little wild, talking monkeys, driven by sexual lust.” Joe Rogan
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. ? That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
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Broken promises don’t upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
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It’s sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.
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You have to be careful when selecting a new name for yourself. For instance, let’s say you have chosen the nickname “Fly Head.” Normally you would think that “fly Head” would mean a person who has beautiful swept-back features, as if flying through the air. But think again. Couldn’t it also mean “having a head like a fly”? I’m afraid some people might actually think that.
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Somebody told me how frightening it was how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.
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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
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When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
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If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you’ll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny.
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Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.
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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.
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I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend.
~~ Jack Handy
Having a negative thought is like sittin in a rockin chair. It’ll occupy your time, but you won’t get anywhere.
David York
“You are your own master, who else ? Subdue yourself, and discover your true master.” - the Buddha
Damn I always wanted that for a tattoo
“Who dares, wins” - Special Air Service Motto
“Not by strength but by guile” - Special Boat Service motto
"“Sure I am this day we are masters of our fate, that the task which has been set before us is not above our strength; that its pangs and toils are not beyond our endurance. As long as we have faith in our own cause and an unconquerable will to win, victory will not be denied us.” - Winston Churchill
Lady to WInston Churchill (anecdotal story, but funny nonetheless:
Lady:“You sir, are a horrible drunk!”
Churchill’s reply: “Yes madam I am but in the morning I will be sober and hung over but you will still be ugly.”
LOL
Winston…my favorite quotemiester.
Lady to Winston: “Sir if you were my husband I would poison you.”
Winston: “Madam if you were my wife…I’d drink it”