Lol, wow.
As a future corpse, I would have no issue with this.
In fact, I’d be fine with almost ANYTHING happening to my deceased, lifeless body as long as it’s not a typical funeral. Fuck.
[quote]SSC wrote:
Lol, wow.
As a future corpse, I would have no issue with this.
In fact, I’d be fine with almost ANYTHING happening to my deceased, lifeless body as long as it’s not a typical funeral. Fuck.[/quote]
Wasnt there a southpark episode about this. SSC you sure you want to be violated after you die?
Saw this headline this week:
I raise you
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/gordon-ramsays-dwarf-porn-double-percy-foster-dies-in-badger-den/story-e6frf7jx-1226137921668
Both stories are crazy. Nut jobs out there
[quote]roon12 wrote:
I raise you[/quote]
That is the best headline I have ever read… even when stacked against my favorite fake ones.
Damn. Two guys partying with a corpse.
I was really hoping for a headline like “Freak Storm Traveling Eastward Floods Everything In Its Path With Blowjobs and Coupons For Free Steak!”
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Damn. Two guys partying with a corpse.
I was really hoping for a headline like “Freak Storm Traveling Eastward Floods Everything In Its Path With Blowjobs and Coupons For Free Steak!”
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You’d have to replace “Blowjobs” with “Oral sex” then it really would be the “Best news story ever!”
I can only hope that after I die, my friends get into some Weekend At Bernies type shenanigans with me as one last hoorah.
But if they got into some Weekend At Bernies 2 shenanigans with me then I would have to haunt the shit out of them, cause Weekend At Bernies 2 sucks.